Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Las Vegas Bears v Roys FFC @ SITS

[I Dont Care]

Thanks tony. Was one of the awards Dingster won "Biggest Pest"? He filled my locker up with shaving cream and I didn't realise until 5 scones later that it wasn't whipped cream and now my tummy hurts

Just tell your tummy to behave itself or their won't seconds

 

[Allikat]

Being an IT specialist as well
I found this on the Roy’s wingmen’s desktop.View attachment 1594724
I can help you out fella
Not fast enough!

excuse me

 

[Zevon]

excuse me

tigs2010 you never told me you got a new set of wheels mate

 

[tigs2010]

tigs2010 you never told me you got a new set of wheels mate

This ain’t new. I ran Muddiemoose ‘s left nut over in this bad boy

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

He filled my locker up with shaving cream and I didn't realise until 5 scones later that it wasn't whipped cream and now my tummy hurts

I suppose you're now less likely to be cut up inside when Coach Walken inexplicably drops you on the back of 4 goals on Sunday. 90% of the lack of success we've had of late is down to that guy.

Being an IT specialist as well
I found this on the Roy’s wingmen’s desktop.View attachment 1594724
I can help you out fella
Not fast enough!

Desktop?? Presumably one of their grandkids has shown them how to play minesweeper or something.

 

[tigs2010]

This ain’t new. I ran Muddiemoose ‘s left nut over in this bad boy

Or was it the right. Hard to keep track

 

[TedDougChris]

I dunno, skip…

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What if we skip knives and go to axes...



Ok, scratch that - perhaps this is more effective....

 

[CursingFijian]

4cunningTonneTruck, CountryLad & RonnieRaven here is a quick rundown on the history of the Bears.

A hearty welcome to all the Rookies! Just remember your attention is optional.

 

[Dingster]

Oh...it's Jackie. I better watch my tennis jokes

Your av will be wearing a half hat.

 

[tigs2010]

Good to see Ding whoring himself around each season.

 

[Dingster]

Good to see Ding whoring himself around each season.

I enjoyed my time with you.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

This was my memory:

It's been so long since I saw Running Man the only bit I remember is that it involved the prisoners fighting in a reality TV type contest.

It seems Wedlock ripped off the collar part and made a movie based around it.

Wedlock is worth checking out if you just need some mindless movie to pass the time. Another good Rutger Hauer one is "Split Second", a sort of Predator 2 rip off. I'm not talking fine art here, just mindless action stuff.

I need to revisit some the the macho, adrenaline filled 80's/early 90's "classics".

 

[Matera92]

4cunningTonneTruck, CountryLad & RonnieRaven here is a quick rundown on the history of the Bears. The club was formed in Season 5 but was killed off at the end of Season 7. The club was bought back from the dead for Season 18 and won the flag in Season 22, since then we have pretty much sucked but now that you guys are here, I have a good feeling we are going to become good.

Bears Legends and their accomplishments

kane249	Matera92	Art Vandelay_	Dingster	JoshWoodenSpoon	Broken
- Most Games for the Bears Premiership Player 1 time Bears BnF Winner	- 2nd most games for the Bears Premiership Captain 2x Bears BnF Winner Captain 3 seasons	View attachment 1594689 Matera92 paid me to add him	- Premiership Captain 1 time Bears BnF Winner Captain 2 seasons Won too many other awards to mention	- 2x Bears BnF Winner Captain 4 seasons 2x Leagues Best Poster Posted artistic photos which got him permabanned but was resurrected a few seasons later.	- Resurrected the Bears from the dead - Won too many other awards to mention

For a proper rundown on the history of the Bears, check this out

Las Vegas Bears - Club Profile

Sweet Football Association profile of the Las Vegas Bears

sweetfa.plus

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True.

 

[Barrels]

What if we skip knives and go to axes...

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Ok, scratch that - perhaps this is more effective....

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[Millky95]

Good to see Ding whoring himself around each season.

Do you feel the need to shower?

 

[Millky95]

excuse me

Nice wheels

 

[tony]

Thanks tony. Was one of the awards Dingster won "Biggest Pest"? He filled my locker up with shaving cream and I didn't realise until 5 scones later that it wasn't whipped cream and now my tummy hurts

If you think that is bad you better watch out for Test Tickle who is a known prankster in the showers.

 

[Cap]

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You are nipples?

 

[Cap]

Oh...it's Jackie. I better watch my tennis jokes

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Good to see Ding whoring himself around each season.

He recruited me to the Roys, so got a soft spot for Ding a Ling, unfortunately for him/her, I have found a very comfortable niche there at the Rillas and not intending to leave any time soon (unless booted out)

 

[Dingster]

He recruited me to the Roys, so got a soft spot for Ding a Ling, unfortunately for him/her, I have found a very comfortable niche there at the Rillas and not intending to leave any time soon (unless booted out)

And the Vampires too. You should be right at home in this thread!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

And the Vampires too. You should be right at home in this thread!

I should hope so. My birthday I about 2 minus 26 minutes and I want to celebrate it with the Roys pooing on the Bears at the Woods and sucking the blood of their hoped and dreams of success In SFA 35

#CryLittleDingster

 

[Dingster]

I should hope so. My birthday I about 2 minus 26 minutes and I want to celebrate it with the Roys pooing on the Bears at the Woods and sucking the blood of their hoped and dreams of success In SFA 35

#CryLittleDingster

Great song

 

[Dingster]

Supersuns I've made an addition to the club rooms.

 

[Cap]

Supersuns I've made an addition to the club rooms.

Are they nuggets or crispy wings?