Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 17: East Side Phoenix v Fighting Furies & West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys FFC @ FLOG OVAL [MEGA THREAD]

[Ligma]

The North board is so close to a level 7 nuclear meltdown.

I now live in delusion therefore I cannot melt anymore

 

[damicky]

I was once adept at breaking into locked cars and houses with coat hangers (many years of practice of locking keys in cars and myself out of houses). Beyond hanging clothes what other uses can coat hangers be put to?

Leave it, Pugsley

 

[Robertio]

Leave it, Pugsley

Don't tag that dickhead in here mate, he'll start sooking about Ligma and i leaving.

 

[James Colorado]

I very rarely go on the Hawks board. Too much group think.

 

[damicky]

Do you throw TVs at your subordinates?

Only Fridges

 

[Ligma]

I very rarely go on the Hawks board. Too much group think.

Dude I made a joke about someone’s feet on the north board and they got so triggered

 

[damicky]

An angry damicky throws a washing machine at them

That is for the annoying customers

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Have you had a glance at the Carlton board?

yep…full on crackers..go there whenIneed a giggle.

The main BoardCarlton threads are amusing. Of late I have been defending
Voss!

 

[Pickitt]

was a lil too loud laughing and got moved and yelled at

 

[Robertio]

yep…full on crackers..go there whenIneed a giggle.

The main BoardCarlton threads are amusing. Of late I have been defending
Voss!

I love your work mate, some of them need a stir up.

 

[James Colorado]

That is for the annoying customers

So if I move to QLD and need white goods, then I'll make sure I'm super polite

 

[Robertio]

So if I move to QLD and need white goods, then I'll make sure I'm super polite

Would be a big mistake, not being polite but moving to Queensland.

 

[James Colorado]

Would be a big mistake, not being polite but moving to Queensland.

It's a hypothetical that'll likely never happen.

What with damicky throwing washing machines and all, it doesn't sound very safe.

 

[damicky]

you didn't mention the Ukrainian part earlier full of surprises, as well as potato and cabbage.

Chicken Kyiv

 

[Ligma]

was a lil too loud laughing and got moved and yelled at

I miss those days lol

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I miss those days lol

STOP LAUGHING OUT LOUD

 

[Ligma]

STOP LAUGHING OUT LOUD

LOL NO I CANNOT SO STOP YELLING AT ME

 

[damicky]

The Majestic is from Tassie... I wonder if we have found a long lost cousin HARPSichord

So is Bastyy

 

[ShaunDuggan]

LOL NO I CANNOT SO STOP YELLING AT ME

 

[ShaunDuggan]

So is Bastyy

So is ShaunDuggan

 

[Ligma]

Omg

 

[sausageroll]

sausageroll dislikes this.

Damn straight. I'm only 1/4 Polish!

 

[damicky]

So is ShaunDuggan

Will you barrack for the new Tassie AFL. Team?

 

[HARPSichord]

Dude I made a joke about someone’s feet on the north board and they got so triggered

That was a classic.

 

[HARPSichord]

Have you had a glance at the Carlton board?

I'll have a look after you choke a 5 goal 3qt lead this weekend.