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Learn your history chumpOh hello Tigerturbulance. Is this alt number 5 or 6 now? I've lost count
My recruit you plonkerTigerturbulance going down the Demons route of recruiting old washed up Furies
Does it come in an audio book?Learn your history chump
Welcome to Spotswood CB17, we are constantly in the sh!t so you should get on well in our sideFORM:
Name (your BigFooty username): Captain Blood 17
Preferred Position 1: Centre half Back
Preferred Position 2: Centre Half Forward
Preferred Position 3: KFC in Moe
Number: 17
Height: 195cms
Weight: 105kgs
Preferred Team (if you have one): Ophfidian Old Boys
State (optional): Victoria
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: i am a previous legend of this league. Songs have been sung about me and bards written.
Point me to a team sheet or sign up that I ****ed.....I'll wait.Mate - he canāt even do a teamsheet or sign up correctly, youāve got no chance of anything complicated !!!!
This isnt going to age wellItās okay. You still have Pickitt
remember 24 hours.Welcome to Spotswood CB17, we are constantly in the sh!t so you should get on well in our side
After I've finished punching your eyes shut, I'll buy you one in braille.Does it come in an audio book?
I was going to recruit fumbler number 5 but realized it might be a bit obviousOh hello Tigerturbulance. Is this alt number 5 or 6 now? I've lost count
Getting closer there Turbo
Did you get totally rat-arsed?Just ate a Rodent.