Official Match Thread SEASON 37 ROUND 1: ROYS FFC vs CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS @ BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL

[The Filth Wizard]

Who's Wilson, your boyfriend?

You've almost blown off those cobwebs.

 

[Mobbs]

Who's Wilson, your boyfriend?

 

[Dinsdale]

I will hold onto a gin and tonic

 

[spudmaster]

I remember when spudmaster went on that show. No matter how much we tried to coach him he still failed spectacularly. So disappoint.

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That's big talk from someone who requested to use a lifeline when asked 'who wants to be a millionaire?'
Gee I looked suave in that shirt though!

 

[Dinsdale]

That's big talk from someone who requested to use a lifeline when asked 'who wants to be a millionaire?'
Gee I looked suave in that shirt though!

You were more successful on the limited series "Warriors Got Talent", that fire breathing act brought the house down, and not just because you set fire to the roof.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That's big talk from someone who requested to use a lifeline when asked 'who wants to be a millionaire?'
Gee I looked suave in that shirt though!

You look better in a jacket though.

 

[tigs2010]

You look better in a jacket though.

Would eat him all up

 

[Paracleet]

Im stuck on an island with no IPA.

Who would want to be stuck on an island with those peanuts?

 

[Dinsdale]

Who would want to be stuck on an island with those peanuts?
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[The Filth Wizard]

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Have you ever been stuck on an island with the APA?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Who would want to be stuck on an island with those peanuts?
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Dinsdale would need a really really large gin & tonic if he was on that island. Or a lot of small gin & tonics (or is it gins & tonic?).

 

[spudmaster]

Im stuck on an island with no IPA.

How's 'bout a stout to keep you going?

 

[pantskyle]

You've almost blown off those cobwebs.

Who's Cobwebs, my boyfriend?

 

[spudmaster]

I'm right handed at two handed things like golf, batting in Qricket and Qanking so you might be onto something!

Showoff...

 

[tigs2010]

MAFS time. See you guys later

 

[spudmaster]

MAFS time. See you guys later

 

[tigs2010]

Alpha male with control freak chick.

Perfect match*








*for a train wreck

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Who's Cobwebs, my boyfriend?

In 80 years Mobbs will source paintings of this.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Alpha male with control freak chick.

Perfect match*








*for a train wreck

The families should marry each other.

 

[tigs2010]

The families should marry each other.

Why has he got no friends? Whose best man is their client? I'm weirded out

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Why has he got no friends? Whose best man is their client? I'm weirded out

Because he has a man bun and is wearing no socks. He is literally scum from head to toe.

 

[pantskyle]

In 80 years Mobbs will source paintings of this.

Why wait? AI could do it now.

 

[Pure Grunt]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Why wait? AI could do it now.

Well that wouldn’t be antique pr0n but if you want to load something up we can use it in the B&F.

 

[Pure Grunt]

How's 'bout a stout to keep you going?
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Just one though…