Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Gumbies FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at The House of Gumby

[cats_09]

Is CatToTheFuture still around? Have not seen them posting outside the Geelong board for a while.

Nice to see cats_09 taking a leading role in the Sweet FA.

There seems to be a correlation between my posting levels & when I should be doing something else, such as:

• on a work shift
• sleeping

Somehow being at home on a day off has me distracted with other things such as:

• playing Zelda
• watching True Detective; what I was doing Sunday during the match...

 

[CatToTheFuture]

There seems to be a correlation between my posting levels & when I should be doing something else, such as:

• on a work shift
• sleeping

Somehow being at home on a day off has me distracted with other things such as:

• playing Zelda
• watching True Detective; what I was doing Sunday during the match...

My posting rate reflects my level of football anxiety

Posting to OOB match thread: low stress, cakewalk match, reigning premiers, not sure of I have to sober up at all

Posting to Geelong thread: for the love of God someone please tell me the truth about Cam Guthries quad.

 

[Robertio]

Also got you covered, Robertio.
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Every home should have one.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Stuff playing qooty for the four points.

Let's have a plank challenge.

Each player has to do a five minute plank. One point for each successful attempt.

And a bonus round. Whichever player goes the longest gets an extra 5 points for their team.

Then as a celebration we all all grate cheese off our abs.

I plank as part of my pre game ritual

 

[Robertio]

It's definitely got a few posters spooked. Particularly the OOBs who know we are coming to Spotswood this week. As a courtesy we've given them enough time to clean the place. If the Gumbies could keep their eyes peeled for any behaviour that seems out of character that would be appreciated.

What happens in the chancellors office stays in the chancellors office.

 

[Robertio]

Hope the Gumbies are well, even you beez.

 

[Braklet]

You need to adopt the Australian approach to pluralisation

Pretty soon, you'll ask me to start saying "aluminium," sheesh.

 

[Braklet]

Let him marinate on that for a whie.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

What happens in the chancellors office stays in the chancellors office.

It's the vice chancellor you have to watch out for. They're the executive

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Pretty soon, you'll ask me to start saying "aluminium," sheesh.

You mean, the actual thing that it is called? The horror.

 

[Robertio]

It's the vice chancellor you have to watch out for. They're the executive

 

[Braklet]

You mean, the actual thing that it is called? The horror.

MY periodic table has "Aluminum" in slot 13.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I don't know if it's a secret. I've been dragged into a VCs office to be threatened with expulsion over Friday night escapades and everyone knew that was the big wig.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

MY periodic table has "Aluminum" in slot 13.

Sounds like you need one written in English then

 

[kenneyswarriors]

This is good, no food, frogs, QLD weather, tagging Princess's, gives me a head start on she who I must not stir up.
Kinda scared of her who talks a

lot

 

[thewizardmelon]

on a work shift

Please inform your boss when they ask for work results that you’ve obviously been busy in the SFA. If they don’t understand, it’s Qareer change time.

 

[thewizardmelon]

It’s fun entering an OOB thread in the middle of something. I show up this morning and see this?

I plank as part of my pre game ritual

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Okay then

 

[thewizardmelon]

low stress, cakewalk match

Who’s going to tell CTTF?….

 

[Robertio]

Please inform your boss when they ask for work results that you’ve obviously been busy in the SFA. If they don’t understand, it’s Qareer change time.

Got to get the priorities right.

 

[Robertio]

Who’s going to tell CTTF?….

Going to learn the hard way.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I just shaved my head, had a shower and smell exquisite.

Smell me. I am divine.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Morning Gumbies! Hope you’re all bendy as usual?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I plank as part of my pre game ritual

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Spoilers would have be kind here

 

[myblueroan]

Absolutely!
My bar, The Claisebrook is open. Not great for wines but plenty of great spirits and beers (and some very dashing bar staff too, an example pictured below).

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Dirty Martini please.
With 3 sugar cubes.
Ta.

 

[myblueroan]

I got carried away as usual and forgot my manners

Hello Gumby's

Hi Gumbies! Nice stable facilities. Impressive.

Don't climb on my back, and I won't accidently kick or nip. Nice to meet y'all.