Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Coney Island Warriors v Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park

[TheInjuryFactory]

Who am I on?

 

[FootyGuy13]

Who an I on?

You're on First.

 

[Tandy]

Let’s go Bears

 

[Tandy]

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Morning Wazzas, we are gathered here today to celebrate another marriage between the zeroes and the ones. That's right, Game Day is here to put an exclamation mark on our week with the Las Vegans. Will we win our first home match of the season, or is another chapter of How To Simhouse Friends And Ruin Weekends about to be written? Former captain Wosh will be here in a few hours to drop a new track, so make her feel welcome as we try to stop the Bears from pilfering our picanic basket.

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I don’t appreciate being pushed over and be made a fool of. I have extremely weak ankles for a bear. The video above is not a true reflection of my strength.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I don’t appreciate being pushed over and be made a fool of. I have extremely weak ankles for a bear. The video above is not a true reflection of my strength.

You shouldn't have talked shit to the Hulk then aye?

 

[Mesc]

what time is the game? i'm still drying my shorts.

Edit : actually that sounds kinda awkward.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

You shouldn't have talked shit to the Hulk then aye?

Just had myself a nice little Hulk beer.

 

[SSSSSS]

Have we organised the forklift to chair Art Vandelay_ off?

 

[Cap]

Who am I on?

Seems personal

 

[Cap]

You're on First.

The stamina!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Seems personal

Is it you?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

My jaw isn’t Habsburger enough.

Looks fine to me

 

[Barrybran]

Have we organised the forklift to chair Art Vandelay_ off?

Did he learn how to tie his shoelaces finally?

 

[Barrybran]

Obligatory hello to Art Vandelay_ and Matera92

 

[Barrybran]

what time is the game? i'm still drying my shorts.

Edit : actually that sounds kinda awkward.

Run really fast and they'll dry on you

 

[Tonga Bob]

Just had myself a nice little Hulk beer.

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brian_muz we need to get our asses to the one in Brunswick STAT!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Have we organised the forklift to chair Art Vandelay_ off?

bitch pls. Wrong feud participant.

Did he learn how to tie his shoelaces finally?

Qooty sunday hack. Wear thongs.

Obligatory hello to Art Vandelay_ and Matera92

Less about the festering pustule thanks. Today is not about him.

 

[Wosh]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... CIW v LVB

                       LVB
toxic                       Raveneyes                Paracleet
Shadow Man                  Art Vandelay_            MWPP

Purple7x08_24               TubbsFarquhar            Freofalcon
Tandy                       JoseMourinho             MKMatty

Tonga Bob                   pantskyle                FootyGuy13
SSSSSS                      Chipmunk                 RonnieRaven

Barrybran                   Dinsdale                 brian_muz
tony                        Electronic_Renaissance   RookiePick

Piggy Smalls                The Filth Wizard         zackah
Test Tickle                 JoshWoodenSpoon          kane249
                            CIW

CIW Foll : spudmaster, Ocha905, TheInjuryFactory
LVB Foll : Cap, Millky95, Matera92

CIW INT : Reginald Perrin, Mesc
LVB INT : I Dont Care, CountryLad

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Coney Island Warriors: Purple7x08_24 pantskyle spudmaster Ocha905 TheInjuryFactory
Las Vegas Bears: <none>

[Round 10], Conditions for this match - WARM

Tonga Bob tony

 

[SSSSSS]

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Coney Island Warriors: Purple7x08_24 pantskyle spudmaster Ocha905 TheInjuryFactory
Las Vegas Bears: <none>

[Round 10], Conditions for this match - WARM

Tonga Bob tony

Yay let's go <none>

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Coney Island Warriors: Purple7x08_24 pantskyle spudmaster Ocha905 TheInjuryFactory
Las Vegas Bears: <none>

Bit of a surprise

 

[Wosh]

1 : 0 {C} - Cap knocks the ball down.
1 : .1 {C} - Chipmunk tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : .14 {C} - He's brought down by pantskyle.
1 : .18 {C} - Nobody's checking pantskyle.
1 : .22 {C} - What a tackle by Chipmunk.
1 : .26 {C} - Chipmunk dances around pantskyle.
1 : .3 {rW} - He gets a handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : .34 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Tandy.
1 : .38 {lHFF} - Purple7x08_24 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : .43 {lHFF} - Tandy takes off.
1 : .47 {lHFF} - Tandy has a bounce.
1 : .51 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. MKMatty runs onto it.
1 : .55 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to Art Vandelay_.
1 : .59 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 1.03 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 1.07 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 1.12 {FF} - And Art Vandelay_ gets it.
Coney Island Warriors : 0.0.0
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
1 : 1.16 {C} - spudmaster gets one hand to it.
1 : 1.59 {lW} - Matera92 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 1.59 {lW} - Matera92 isn't just seeing stars after that clash with spudmaster. He could map the Milky Way.
1 : 1.59 {rW} - Tonga Bob breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 1.59 {lW} - A short kick to FootyGuy13.
1 : 1.59 {lW} - FootyGuy13 stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 1.59 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
1 : 1.59 {lW} - No-look handpass to spudmaster.
1 : 1.59 {C} - A slick handpass goes to pantskyle
1 : 1.59 {C} - Almost a throw to TheInjuryFactory
1 : 2.01 {C} - Gets a handpass away to pantskyle.
1 : 2.07 {lHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 2.11 {lHFF} - But he picks out RookiePick.
1 : 2.15 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.19 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 2.24 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards RookiePick.
1 : 2.28 {rHBF} - RookiePick spills the mark.
1 : 2.32 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking RookiePick.
1 : 2.35 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Matera92.
1 : 2.4 {lW} - SSSSSS and Tonga Bob jostle for position.
1 : 2.44 {lW} - SSSSSS takes that parallel to the ground..
1 : 2.48 {lW} - SSSSSS wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 2.52 {lW} - Tonga Bob has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
1 : 2.57 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with the ball now.
1 : 3.01 {lW} - FootyGuy13 too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 3.05 {lW} - FootyGuy13 racks up number 1.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.0.6
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
1 : 3.09 {C} - spudmaster taps it down.
1 : 3.17 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
1 : 3.21 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 3.25 {C} - He handpasses to pantskyle.
1 : 3.3 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 3.34 {C} - TheInjuryFactory is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 3.38 {rW} - RonnieRaven fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 3.42 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Cap.
1 : 3.46 {FF} - Sees Art Vandelay_ ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 3.5 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.54 {FB} - Running with the ball is Raveneyes.
1 : 3.58 {lBP} - Flicks it to Paracleet.
1 : 4.03 {lBP} - Quick hands to TheInjuryFactory under pressure.
1 : 4.07 {rBP} - Huge handpass to toxic. As good as a kick.
1 : 4.13 {rBP} - toxic sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 4.17 {CHB} - A worm burner to TubbsFarquhar
1 : 4.21 {CHB} - But in the way is JoseMourinho
1 : 4.25 {rHFF} - Its hard and tough but MKMatty wins possession.
1 : 4.29 {rHFF} - MKMatty nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
1 : 4.37 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Freofalcon.
1 : 4.41 {lHBF} - Freofalcon bounces the ball.
1 : 4.46 {lW} - Another bounce taken by Freofalcon.
1 : 4.5 {rHFF} - A short kick to Barrybran.
1 : 4.54 {rHFF} - tony did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 4.58 {rHFF} - Barrybran is now off and running.
1 : 5.02 - <<< Mesc is coming on to replace Dinsdale >>>

 

[Wosh]

1 : 5.1 {rHFF} - Barrybran turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 5.15 {CHF} - A short kick to Mesc.
1 : 5.19 {CHF} - Electronic_Renaissance drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 5.23 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance streaming down the ground.
1 : 5.27 {CHB} - Crunching tackle by Mesc.
1 : 5.31 {rHFF} - Barrybran signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.35 {rHFF} - tony has been pushed out.
1 : 5.39 {lHBF} - tony looking for a lead.
1 : 5.43 {C} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Chipmunk to mark.
1 : 5.48 {C} - pantskyle reads the kick best and marks well in front of Chipmunk.
1 : 5.52 {C} - The ball is now with pantskyle.
1 : 5.56 {C} - No-look handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 6 {C} - pantskyle runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 6.04 {rHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Barrybran and tony.
1 : 6.08 {rHFF} - Barrybran takes the mark on the second attempt.
1 : 6.12 {rHFF} - With the ball is Barrybran.
1 : 6.18 {rHFF} - Barrybran can't break free - he'll lose it.
1 : 6.22 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance to send the ball forward.
1 : 6.26 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to tony.
1 : 6.31 {rW} - The kick seeks out RonnieRaven.
1 : 6.35 {rW} - RonnieRaven with a one-hander.
1 : 6.39 {rW} - RonnieRaven signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.43 {CHF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 6.47 {CHF} - JoseMourinho gets too far under the ball.
1 : 6.51 {CHF} - JoseMourinho threads his way through traffic.
1 : 6.55 {CHF} - Boot to ball from JoseMourinho under pressure.
1 : 7 {CHF} - JoseMourinho adds a behind to his team's tally.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.0.6
Las Vegas Bears : 1.1.7
1 : 7.08 {FB} - So Raveneyes ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 7.12 {FB} - Finds Ocha905 with a handball.
1 : 7.16 {lBP} - He gets a handpass to Paracleet
1 : 7.2 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 7.24 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.28 {lBP} - Handpasses to Paracleet.
1 : 7.33 {lBP} - Paracleet ran into MWPP and came off second-best.
1 : 7.37 {rFP} - MWPP looking for a lead.
1 : 7.41 {rFP} - Passes to Cap by hand.
1 : 7.45 {rFP} - Cap flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 7.49 {rFP} - What a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.0.6
Las Vegas Bears : 2.1.13
1 : 7.53 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Cap.
1 : 8.01 {C} - pantskyle assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 8.06 {C} - Open goal!.
1 : 8.1 {C} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
Coney Island Warriors : 2.0.12
Las Vegas Bears : 2.1.13
1 : 8.14 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by spudmaster.
1 : 8.24 {rW} - Quality gather by TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 8.28 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory bombs it into the forward line.
1 : 8.33 {rW} - And TheInjuryFactory scores one behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 2.1.13
Las Vegas Bears : 2.1.13

 

[Wosh]

1 : 8.4 {FB} - Test Tickle has it.
1 : 8.45 {lHBF} - tony makes an offer.
1 : 8.49 {lHBF} - tony can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 8.53 {lHBF} - tony has possession.
1 : 8.57 {lHBF} - tony fumbles that horribly and Barrybran runs away with it. How embarrassment.
1 : 9.01 {rHFF} - Barrybran takes off.
1 : 9.06 {CHF} - Mesc on the end of this.
1 : 9.09 {CHF} - The umpire pays a soft free kick in favour of Electronic_Renaissance.
1 : 9.13 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance has it.
1 : 9.18 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. RookiePick runs onto it.
1 : 9.22 {CHB} - He elects to use Electronic_Renaissance and kicks in that direction.
1 : 9.26 {CHB} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 9.3 {rHFF} - Now Barrybran has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 9.34 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. TheInjuryFactory runs onto it.
1 : 9.38 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. spudmaster runs onto it.
1 : 9.42 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 9.46 {FF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 9.51 {FF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 9.55 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 9.59 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 10.03 {lBP} - Sees Test Tickle out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 10.07 {lBP} - He can't hold it.
1 : 10.11 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls looks downfield.
1 : 10.15 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls walks into goal.
1 : 10.19 {rFP} - Just shaves the post - one behind to Piggy Smalls.
Coney Island Warriors : 2.2.14
Las Vegas Bears : 2.1.13
1 : 10.3 {FB} - Test Tickle looking for a lead.
1 : 10.34 {lHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 10.38 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 10.42 {lHFF} - brian_muz looks downfield.
1 : 10.46 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Mesc.
1 : 10.51 {CHF} - Ocha905 receives his handpass.
1 : 10.55 {CHF} - Ocha905 bounces the ball.
1 : 10.58 {CHF} - Mesc hoofs the ball into space but Electronic_Renaissance runs onto it.
1 : 11.03 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance looking for a lead.
1 : 11.07 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 11.11 {CHB} - Millky95 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 11.15 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards tony.
1 : 11.19 {lHBF} - tony gets too far under the ball.
1 : 11.23 {rHFF} - Barrybran with the ball now.
1 : 11.27 {rHFF} - Barrybran dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 11.31 {rHFF} - Stolen by tony!.
1 : 11.36 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.4 {FB} - Gets a handpass away to Millky95.
1 : 11.44 {FB} - Millky95 bounces the ball.
1 : 11.48 {FB} - Handballs over the top to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 11.52 {rBP} - Passes to kane249 by hand.
1 : 11.56 {lHBF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 12 {lHBF} - Barrybran rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 12.04 {rHFF} - Barrybran looks downfield.
1 : 12.08 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 12.13 {lHFF} - A very good mark to brian_muz.
1 : 12.17 {lHFF} - brian_muz looks downfield.
1 : 12.21 {lHFF} - brian_muz goes all the way.
1 : 12.25 {lHFF} - That takes brian_muz's goal tally to 1.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.2.20
Las Vegas Bears : 2.1.13

 

[Wosh]

1 : 12.3 {C} - Winning the bounce is spudmaster.
1 : 12.4 {lW} - SSSSSS sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 12.44 {rW} - Spears a kick towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 12.48 {rW} - FootyGuy13 reads the kick best and marks well in front of RonnieRaven.
1 : 12.52 {lW} - The bounce favours FootyGuy13 and he is off and running.
1 : 12.56 {lW} - Holding the ball.
1 : 13 {rW} - RonnieRaven takes off.
1 : 13.04 {lHFF} - A short kick to Tandy.
1 : 13.08 {lHFF} - Shocking kick and Purple7x08_24 will take the mark.
1 : 13.13 {rHBF} - With the ball is Purple7x08_24.
1 : 13.17 - <<< Dinsdale is coming on to replace Barrybran >>>
1 : 13.25 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 looks downfield.
1 : 13.29 {lW} - A short kick to FootyGuy13.
1 : 13.33 {lW} - FootyGuy13 and RonnieRaven both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 13.37 {rW} - RonnieRaven signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 13.41 {lW} - SSSSSS screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 13.46 {lW} - Over the head of SSSSSS.
1 : 13.5 {lW} - The bounce favours SSSSSS and he is off and running.
1 : 13.53 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 13.58 {CHF} - But in the way is TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 14.02 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar has possession.
1 : 14.06 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 14.1 {CHB} - Crunching tackle by JoseMourinho.
1 : 14.15 {CHF} - JoseMourinho streaming down the ground.
1 : 14.19 {CHF} - TubbsFarquhar has come out with the ball.
1 : 14.22 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar through heavy traffic.
1 : 14.26 {rW} - Tonga Bob trying to offer a lead.
1 : 14.31 {rW} - Tonga Bob takes a strong mark.
1 : 14.37 {rW} - With the ball is Tonga Bob.
1 : 14.41 {rW} - No-look handpass to spudmaster.
1 : 14.45 {rW} - Could be deliberate? yes indeed says the umpire.
1 : 14.49 {rW} - RonnieRaven looking for a lead.
1 : 14.53 {CHF} - He rewards the JoseMourinho lead.
1 : 14.58 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 15.02 {CHF} - A bit of space for JoseMourinho to utilise.
1 : 15.06 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 15.1 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 15.14 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ with some space now.
1 : 15.18 {FF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 15.22 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 15.26 {FF} - A poster. So one behind to Art Vandelay_.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.2.20
Las Vegas Bears : 2.2.14
1 : 15.35 {FB} - Raveneyes sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 15.38 {FB} - A hand over the shoulder and Raveneyes will get the free.
1 : 15.43 {FF} - Art Vandelay_ looking for a lead.
1 : 15.47 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Art Vandelay_.
1 : 15.51 {FF} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to Art Vandelay_.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.2.20
Las Vegas Bears : 2.3.15
1 : 16 {FB} - toxic looks downfield.
1 : 16.04 {FB} - Great tackle on toxic.
1 : 16.08 {lFP} - So Shadow Man ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 16.12 {lFP} - Shadow Man ignores a lead to have a shot.
1 : 16.16 {lFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Shadow Man.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.2.20
Las Vegas Bears : 2.4.16

 

[Wosh]

1 : 16.24 {FB} - toxic takes off.
1 : 16.28 {lBP} - A short kick to Paracleet.
1 : 16.32 {lBP} - Paracleet too strong for MWPP.
1 : 16.37 {lBP} - So Paracleet ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 16.43 {lBP} - Handpass to space. spudmaster runs onto it.
1 : 16.47 {rBP} - Quick hands to toxic.
1 : 16.51 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 16.55 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Freofalcon and MKMatty.
1 : 16.59 {lHBF} - MKMatty must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 17.03 {lHFF} - Tandy looking for a lead.
1 : 17.07 {lHFF} - What a tackle by Purple7x08_24.
1 : 17.12 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 takes off.
1 : 17.16 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 17.2 {C} - Pumps it long for pantskyle.
1 : 17.24 {C} - He can't hold it.
1 : 17.28 {lW} - SSSSSS has possession.
1 : 17.32 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Chipmunk.
1 : 17.36 {C} - Chipmunk makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : 17.4 {C} - Nobody's checking Chipmunk.
1 : 17.45 {C} - Chipmunk has time to take a bounce.
1 : 17.49 {rHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of MKMatty.
1 : 17.53 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 17.57 {lHBF} - Freofalcon has it.
1 : 18.01 {rHBF} - Gives the ball to Purple7x08_24.
1 : 18.05 {rHBF} - Purple7x08_24 bounces the ball.
1 : 18.09 {lW} - A flat punt.
1 : 18.13 {lW} - Poor effort from FootyGuy13 and RonnieRaven takes the mark.
1 : 18.17 {rW} - RonnieRaven sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 18.22 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 18.26 {rW} - Quick hands to Cap.
1 : 18.3 {rW} - Cap sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 18.34 {lW} - Spears a kick towards SSSSSS.
1 : 18.38 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 18.42 {lW} - Who wants it? SSSSSS does. Great stuff.
1 : 18.48 {lW} - Brought down by Tonga Bob.
1 : 18.52 {C} - Running with the ball is pantskyle.
1 : 18.57 {C} - pantskyle from just outside the fifty ...
1 : 19.01 {C} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
Coney Island Warriors : 4.2.26
Las Vegas Bears : 2.4.16