Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Gumbies FFC v Dragons FFC at House of Gumby

[Ljp86]

Big game Dragons!! A huge away game here against the Gumbies in what is sure to be a cracking match. Time to fire up right from the first bounce!!

Go Dragons!!

 

[Ljp86]

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Okay, this thread has my attention.

 

[Bonz]

This is either space tourism where you get to go through the cosmonaut preparation trials, and given the history of the cosmonaut program i would demand to see their maintenance records

Or

This is an elaborate plot by my wife to get a clean divorce and financially ruin me, so I'm out

This is both

 

[Bonz]

To be fair, I hate dogs a lot more than I do roller coasters.



runs

Cats are better than dogs anyways

 

[Bonz]

OK team Gumbies, grab those nets and let's catch some Dragons!
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Braklet I'm a Gumby now

 

[Ljp86]

Sorry, no can do, got married on the weekend.

Congratulations Knifey Spoony!!

 

[Bonz]

When someone uses the safe word.

Always a party pooper.

We can always allow it to decent into snuff

 

[beez]

Cats are better than dogs anyways

When we get married* we are having three cats.



*lol jks I would never marry a Dragon.
** lol jks I would never get married and succumb to the anachronistic ways of society.

 

[beez]

Braklet I'm a Gumby now

You are not having my parking space!

 

[Ljp86]

The worst is fig trees. Our place growing up there was an old fig tree in the backyard and my dad wanted to cut it down so he'd have suave to park a trailer in think, can't remember why he was getting rid of it exactly.

Cut it down, poured round up on the stump. Sent out new shoots a few weeks later.

Got in professionals to grind back the stump, then poured diesel over the ground to kill it off. Shoots took an extra 6 months to come up but it came roaring back.

Got a backhoe i think, and dug up everything he could find, a boatload of round up, then he put down a 4m x 4m rubber mat that light and water couldn't penetrate. Job done. Left it on for like a year driving the trailer over it using the space, nothing happening.

After one year he saw a little green shoot coming out the side of the mat. Pulled it off and coming out of the ground at the point where the stump was, like something out of an aliens movie, were hundreds of tendril like shoots all poking out sideways looking for the light running for metres.

My dad never killed that fig tree. He dug it up so you couldn't see it then sold the house like he was offloading a haunted manor.

Can't believe you'd just drop Bonz's safe word in the thread.

 

[Bonz]

You are not having my parking space!

Why would I need one when you would be driving me in?

 

[Bonz]

When we get married* we are having three cats.



*lol jks I would never marry a Dragon.
** lol jks I would never get married and succumb to the anachronistic ways of society.

***Lol jks I'm secretly a succubus and would have stolen your soul before we got married anyways.

 

[Bonz]

Can't believe you'd just drop Bonz's safe word in the thread.

Actually it's the French word for grapefruit.

I can never properly pronounce it, so even if it's need I cannot back out.

 

[beez]

***Lol jks I'm secretly a succubus and would have stolen your soul before we got married anyways.

I don't have a soul.


I've got four premierships and seven ALL-SFAs though.

 

[Braklet]

Braklet I'm a Gumby now

Judging from the outfit, I think all you need to do is to order some wings.

Um, do you folks have, wait... <teh goog>... Ah yes, order some wings:

Find a Hooters Location Near You for Online Ordering, Takeout, and Delivery

With more than 420 Hooters restaurants in 42 states and 29 countries, there's bound to be a Hooters location near you.

www.hooters.com

 

[Bonz]

Judging from the outfit, I think all you need to do is to order some wings.

Um, do you folks have, wait... <teh goog>... Ah yes, order some wings:

Find a Hooters Location Near You for Online Ordering, Takeout, and Delivery

With more than 420 Hooters restaurants in 42 states and 29 countries, there's bound to be a Hooters location near you.

www.hooters.com

Thought we would Victoria secret angel, but I am happy with this outcome.

 

[Braklet]

Thought we would Victoria secret angel, but I am happy with this outcome.

 

[Bonz]

Just the guide I needed!

You are far too good to me

beez interested in an investment opportunity?

 

[Falconista]

To be fair, I hate dogs a lot more than I do roller coasters.



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AnUltimateRessie
Maybe this will rekindle trade negotiations. How about we give you beez for HARPSichord?

 

[T2B_]

When we get married* we are having three cats.



*lol jks I would never marry a Dragon.
** lol jks I would never get married and succumb to the anachronistic ways of society.

Who said he was giving you a choice?

 

[T2B_]

Cats are better than dogs anyways

Yeah no shade to dog lovers, but personally I am definitely a person that actually likes the fact cats can be snooty and keep to themselves for periods of time, dogs are too needy. I need my personal space sometimes

 

[CatToTheFuture]

When we get married* we are having three cats.



*lol jks I would never marry a Dragon.
** lol jks I would never get married and succumb to the anachronistic ways of society.

Also 3 cats is just overkill. Come on man

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Actually it's the French word for grapefruit.

I can never properly pronounce it, so even if it's need I cannot back out.

Pick a city name because it's always out of context to use it, but pick a welsh one

 

[Bonz]

Yeah no shade to dog lovers, but personally I am definitely a person that actually likes the fact cats can be snooty and keep to themselves for periods of time, dogs are too needy. I need my personal space sometimes

I knew I loved you.

Plus when a cat does give you attention, or rolls over and shows her belly for rubs it means so much more.

 

[Bonz]

Pick a city name because it's always out of context to use it, but pick a welsh one

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I like you <3

T2B_ beez maybe introduce the new safe word, used only if pronounced correctly.