Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Ophidian Old Boys v Baghdad Bombers at Spotswood Oval

[Over The Post]

The facilities back in Baghdad are most prestigious …

… steeped in culture …

… highly professional …

… deeply luxurious …

… and always confidential

Hey Tigerturbulance I think you were right about it being code. This must be the expressing anal glands that you were referring to before?

 

[Pugsley]

Sad to see Pugsley go, he will be missed

There is a fair bit of mutt to miss.

 

[Over The Post]

You certainly seek out the finest men’s attire OTP.

Why, thank you Kilroy

I have high standards, which is why I fit in well at the OOBs.

 

[Pugsley]

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Why, thank you Kilroy

I have high standards, which is why I fit in well at the OOBs.

We make the carpet look good on SFA awards nights.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

nek minnut

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Looks like you got the cream mate

 

[Over The Post]

Looks like you got the cream mate

You might very well think that, I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[Over The Post]

We make the carpet look good on SFA awards nights.

Why yes, yes we do.

 

[Kilroy]

Why, thank you Kilroy

I have high standards, which is why I fit in well at the OOBs.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You might very well think that, I couldn't possibly comment.

We both live in that world it seems

 

[Pugsley]

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[Mrs Turbo]

It occurs to me just now, with DemurePrincess requesting to move to Bagdad this week, there is a Position Vacant at the Tavern.

Please send you resume's Over The Post gab213 Grav Pugsley - Mrs T's Tavern is hiring

 

[Pugsley]

It occurs to me just now, with DemurePrincess requesting to move to Bagdad this week, there is a Position Vacant at the Tavern.

Please send you resume's Over The Post gab213 Grav Pugsley - Mrs T's Tavern is hiring

Mrs T I would apply but would drink the takings

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Mrs T I would apply but would drink the takings

You would not be the first my dear Pug...

That honour in fact goes to the chancellor / Captain himself Tigerturbulance
...followed very closely by the OOBs VC Robertio

 

[Pugsley]

You would not be the first my dear Pug...

That honour in fact goes to the chancellor / Captain himself Tigerturbulance
...followed very closely by the OOBs VC Robertio

Need to keep up the fluids.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Dingster - apart from being the most sexiest man in the SFA, do you have employment in the SFA?

...maybe I have a job for you too

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Need to keep up the fluids.

so they say

 

[Pugsley]

so they say

As long as it's not water. That stuff stops anything getting done.

 

[Kilroy]

Please send you resume's … Grav Pugsley - Mrs T's Tavern is hiring

 

[Pugsley]

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[Over The Post]

Thank you Mrs Turbo but unfortunately my parish duties prevent me from becoming more than a happy customer at this stage.

Have to keep the flock happy to keep the collection plates full, if you know what I mean.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sad to see Pugsley go, he will be missed

Over The Post chemical equations don’t take in to account Pugsley rabid rate of sex and Coke Zero. He’ll be fine.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Don't you say anything about ****ing hump day. Last time you had a "hump day" I had to bail you out and use up a lot of favours with my uncle the KC to keep you off the sex offenders register.

Hump day? ****ING LEAVE IT, PUGSLEY!!!

There’s no point telling Pugsley he’s an absolute campaigner and does what he wants!

 

[Braklet]

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An absolute classic, one of the best!



Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your god gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good.
Exterminators: The gun is good.
The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

 

[Braklet]

Good luck in your new life.

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[Jabba73]

please stop annoying Pugsley as he is trying to enjoy his Inner Access Captains Cigar with me right now

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You know saying a cigar in the inner sanctum sounds rude, right?