Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Coney Island Warriors v Ophidian Old Boys at Van Cortlandt Park [MOTR]

[The Filth Wizard]

Definitely The Filth Wizard

Far out I'm sexy.

 

[Robertio]

Far out I'm sexy.

Bringing sex appeal to the admin.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Bringing sex appeal to the admin.

I dunno, KP was a real babe for those that have particular tastes.

 

[Pugsley]

I dunno, KP was a real babe for those that have particular tastes.

Each to their own, Filthy.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the chick behind the till keeps putting it back.

Your best of the week.

 

[Tonga Bob]

yeah, yeah, rhyming slang, I get it, plenty of trips to the UK before I ever heard of bigfooty

That's nothing. You should meet Seppo

 

[Tonga Bob]

Shouldn't be that big of a deal, unless you're seriously ill. Good to see a doc, in any case.

I've had a few green/brown bouts, but got rid of all with normal flu and cold treatment. (Bronchitis can be a chronic bitch.)

The only time I ever got antibiotics for similar stuff was with diagnosed strep throat infections. You'd know if you had that, zero fun.

Wait, did you say brown phlegm? That may not be what you think it is.

 

[Tonga Bob]

When i go to my doctor for anything before i sit down he just says "take a Guinness 8 to 10 times a day and if you're not better in a week double the dosage"

A) Who is your doctor, and B) do they take walk-ins?

 

[Over The Post]

Mrs. Brak: That's really a BGs song?
Me: They were a R&B/psychedelic pop group before the disco stuff started.

I was in an 80s band called The Prevention. We were better than The Cure...

 

[Tonga Bob]

Am I going to hell for laughing at this like an idiot?

 

[Pugsley]

I was speaking to this lady and she told me beauty was on the inside and I replied......leave it Pugsley.

 

[Over The Post]

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I eventually had to take his bike off him.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

There's only team that can win and that team is the OOBs. We are winning this Sunday no doubt about it. You can put whatever you like on it!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Thanks for the tag, cocko.

Is that your girlfriend in your avatar mate?

 

[Pugsley]

Is that your girlfriend in your avatar mate?

Cracker hairstyle

 

[Braklet]

Wait, did you say brown phlegm? That may not be what you think it is.

I haven't chewed tobacco in decades, Bobby.

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[philreich]

A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage jacket... He can hide but he can't run.

While many of the guests at a wedding reception were having fun dancing, the groom interrupted proceedings by grabbing the microphone. He began by stating how ecstatic he was to have found such a loving partner, with whom he could spend the rest of his life. Overcome by romantic inspiration, the groom then felt it his duty to encourage every man in the room to embrace the feelings he was currently experiencing. He thus made the following statement, "Would every married man in this room please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death!!!

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Cracker hairstyle

It was all the go back in 1966 mate.

 

[Braklet]

That's nothing. You should meet Seppo

Poor guy, wondering Why TF these random dickheads are tagging them.

 

[Pugsley]

It was all the go back in 1966 mate.

My grandmother never changed it

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Did we fulfill the Warriors expected camel photos quota yet?

 

[Robertio]

It was all the go back in 1966 mate.

What a great year 1966 was, Collingwood lost a GF by a point.

 

[philreich]

What a great year 1966 was, Collingwood lost a GF by a point.

Was it a better year than 1970, when Collingwood lost to Carlton after holding a massive half time lead?

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

What a great year 1966 was, Collingwood lost a GF by a point.

Cork won the all Ireland in the hurling that year as well mate. Everton also won the FA Cup. So yeah great year it was indeed mate.

 

[Robertio]

Was it a better year than 1970, when Collingwood lost to Carlton after holding a massive half time lead?

No mate but i loved the 1 pt the difference.