Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Coney Island Warriors v Ophidian Old Boys at Van Cortlandt Park

[Robertio]

We've spent the past week plotting the downfall of the Warriors. Soon it will be time to put our plans into action.

We threw something different at the Warriors this week. We gave them cats, dancing cats, weird McDonalds AI pics and we managed to stop the thread from going under in the end i think.

I've done my bit for the cause all there is to do now is hope that the sim gives us our victory.

Yep all in the hands of the sim now mate, just the warm up to go

 

[Mesc]

Well I hope The Sim comes through for us today. I need some cheering up. Tim Tszyu got beaten.

 

[Pugsley]

Yep all in the hands of the sim now mate, just the warm up to go

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I left this party early. It looked messy

 

[Pugsley]

Let's bring it home, Old Boys.

 

[Robertio]

Out of the bar and lets get to it

 

[The Filth Wizard]

* gasps *

 

[Dingster]

Out of the bar and lets get to it

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I have Cap in witness protection.

 

[Robertio]

I have Cap in witness protection.

He needs it this week.

 

[U2tigers]

Ok Qooty Gods. Let rip.

Dragging me just makes me laugh now.

 

[Robertio]

Lets sweep all before us OOB's

 

[JuddgementDay]

Let’s go OOBs - let’s chalk up another win

 

[Pugsley]

He needs it this week.

Strange, to see Cap banned.

 

[Robertio]

Strange, to see Cap banned.

Yeah think he might've said hello to the Port board.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ok Qooty Gods. Let rip.

Dragging me just makes me laugh now.

I’m filing this info for future use.

 

[Pugsley]

Yeah think he might've said hello to the Port board.

Ford Festiva sees red when he sees anything that resembles a fruit tingle.

 

[JuddgementDay]

Game time

 

[philreich]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... CIW v OOB

                       OOB
toxic                       Raveneyes                Purple7x08_24
kenneyswarriors             BRAB                     Elton Johns Wig

zackah                      TubbsFarquhar            Freofalcon
Irish BlueBagger            Robertio                 gab213

Tonga Bob                   pantskyle                FootyGuy13
Mrs Turbo                   Dingster                 Pugsley

Barrybran                   Dinsdale                 brian_muz
U2tigers                    Tigerturbulance          Wickzki

Piggy Smalls                The Filth Wizard         brahj
FreoGirl                    Harvey Manfrenjensenden  King Tenz
                            CIW

CIW Foll : spudmaster, Ocha905, TheInjuryFactory
OOB Foll : thewizardmelon, Braklet, Over The Post

CIW INT : Reginald Perrin, Mesc
OOB INT : tigerland_1720, myblueroan

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS: <none>
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS: Harvey Manfrenjensenden Tigerturbulance Mrs Turbo Over The Post

[RD 13], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

 

[Pugsley]

philreich is watching the Redbacks. It isn't often they pass 100.

 

[Robertio]

Carna Old Boys

 

[philreich]

philreich is watching the Redbacks. It isn't often they pass 100.

I think the last time coincided with the Warriors' last flag.

 

[philreich]

1 : 0 {C} - Big tap from thewizardmelon.
1 : .07 {C} - Dingster wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : .12 {C} - Dingster bounces the ball.
1 : .16 {lHFF} - A kick towards Irish BlueBagger territory.
1 : .18 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : .22 {lHFF} - A bit of space for Irish BlueBagger to utilise.
1 : .26 {lFP} - Fires out the handpass to thewizardmelon.
1 : .3 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
1 : .32 {lFP} - He's dobbed it.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 1.0.6
1 : .37 {C} - thewizardmelon wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 1.23 {C} - pantskyle hits the ground running.
1 : 1.23 {rW} - Quick hands to Tonga Bob.
1 : 1.23 {C} - Spears a kick towards pantskyle.
1 : 1.23 {C} - Dingster drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 1.23 {C} - The ball is now with pantskyle.
1 : 1.23 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to FootyGuy13.
1 : 1.23 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 1.26 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to spudmaster.
1 : 1.26 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 1.26 {C} - Spears a kick towards pantskyle.
1 : 1.26 {C} - pantskyle can't take it.
1 : 1.26 {C} - Dingster sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.28 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Pugsley.
1 : 1.32 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 1.34 {lW} - Mrs Turbo holds off Tonga Bob with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
1 : 1.38 {lW} - Nobody's checking Mrs Turbo.
1 : 1.42 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.46 {CHF} - Handpass to space. Robertio runs onto it.
1 : 1.49 {lFP} - kenneyswarriors takes off on a lead.
1 : 1.52 {lFP} - Over the head of kenneyswarriors.
1 : 1.57 {lFP} - The ball is now with kenneyswarriors.
1 : 2.01 {lFP} - kenneyswarriors sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 2.03 {lFP} - kenneyswarriors lines it up from forty metres.
1 : 2.07 {lFP} - kenneyswarriors gets the six points.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 2.0.12
1 : 2.11 {C} - TheInjuryFactory had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 2.17 {lW} - The ball is now with Mrs Turbo.
1 : 2.21 {CHF} - Robertio presents on a long lead.
1 : 2.25 {CHF} - Robertio with a one-hander.
1 : 2.3 {CHF} - With the ball is Robertio.
1 : 2.34 {lHFF} - He involves Irish BlueBagger in the play.
1 : 2.35 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger has wild shot at goal.
1 : 2.4 {lHFF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.0.0
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 3.0.18
1 : 2.44 {C} - spudmaster waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 2.5 {rW} - The bounce favours Tonga Bob and he is off and running.
1 : 2.54 {lW} - Long handpass to the running FootyGuy13.
1 : 2.58 {C} - Gives the ball to pantskyle.
1 : 3.02 {lHFF} - He looks for brian_muz.
1 : 3.05 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
1 : 3.09 {lHFF} - brian_muz has it.
1 : 3.13 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards Dinsdale.
1 : 3.17 {CHF} - Dinsdale uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
1 : 3.19 {CHF} - Dinsdale takes off.
1 : 3.23 {CHF} - Dinsdale is crunched in a tackle by Tigerturbulance.
1 : 3.27 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but U2tigers wins possession.
1 : 3.31 {lHBF} - Barrybran makes sure that the kick goes nowhere.
1 : 3.33 {lHFF} - brian_muz takes them on.
1 : 3.37 {lHFF} - Ocha905 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 3.42 {FF} - A worm burner to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 3.46 {FF} - The Filth Wizard misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
1 : 3.48 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden takes off.
1 : 3.52 {FB} - The Filth Wizard gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 3.57 {lFP} - brahj takes off.
1 : 4 {lFP} - Surely brahj wouldn't miss this.
1 : 4.04 {lFP} - Did King Tenz manage to get a finger to it? He did.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 0.1.1
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 3.0.18
1 : 4.1 {FB} - FreoGirl slowing down the play.
1 : 4.15 {rBP} - Flicks it to King Tenz.
1 : 4.19 {rBP} - King Tenz nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 4.21 {rBP} - Hands it off to thewizardmelon.
1 : 4.25 {rBP} - Handpass to space. Braklet runs onto it.
1 : 4.29 {CHB} - The kick seeks out Tigerturbulance.
1 : 4.33 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
1 : 4.35 {CHF} - Dinsdale sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 4.39 {lHFF} - He tries to find brian_muz with a chip pass.
1 : 4.43 {lHFF} - brian_muz uses Wickzki as a stepladder. Great mark.
1 : 4.48 {lHFF} - brian_muz signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 4.5 {lHFF} - Wickzki applies the tackle on brian_muz.
1 : 4.54 {lHBF} - The ball is now with U2tigers.
1 : 4.58 {lHBF} - U2tigers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.02 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but Over The Post is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.04 {rHBF} - Sees Wickzki out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 5.09 {rHBF} - brian_muz reads the play better and marks.
1 : 5.12 {CHF} - Dinsdale has possession.
1 : 5.16 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 5.2 {CHF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 3.0.18
1 : 5.26 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : 5.35 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Pugsley wins possession.
1 : 5.37 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 5.41 {lHFF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to zackah.
1 : 5.45 {rHBF} - zackah scoops up the ball.
1 : 5.49 {rHBF} - zackah bounces the ball.
1 : 5.52 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 5.56 {rW} - Handballs over the top to spudmaster.
1 : 6 {rW} - A long looping handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 6.04 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory bounces the ball.
1 : 6.06 {rW} - Handballs to Tonga Bob.
1 : 6.1 {rW} - Mrs Turbo nearly lost his fingers to a wayward Tonga Bob kick.
1 : 6.15 {lW} - Mrs Turbo signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.18 {lW} - Mrs Turbo nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 6.2 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to thewizardmelon.
1 : 6.25 {FF} - A kick towards BRAB territory.
1 : 6.28 {FF} - Raveneyes takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 6.33 {FB} - Raveneyes signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.37 {FB} - BRAB sews him up!.
1 : 6.39 {FF} - BRAB has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.43 {FF} - Surely BRAB wouldn't miss this.
1 : 6.47 {FF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 1.1.7
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 4.0.24
1 : 6.52 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 6.58 {rW} - The bounce favours Tonga Bob and he is off and running.
1 : 7.02 {rW} - Tonga Bob too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 7.05 {rW} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 2.1.13
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 4.0.24
1 : 7.08 {C} - spudmaster wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 7.16 {rW} - Tonga Bob has a paddock.
1 : 7.2 {rW} - Tonga Bob sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 7.22 {rHFF} - Tonga Bob has another.
1 : 7.26 {rHFF} - U2tigers was legged.
1 : 7.3 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance to send the ball forward.
1 : 7.34 {lW} - Finds Mrs Turbo with a handball.
1 : 7.39 {lW} - OOOOOOOooohh... Tonga Bob has poleaxed Mrs Turbo.
1 : 7.41 {rW} - Taking the ball is Tonga Bob.
1 : 7.45 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Dinsdale. As good as a kick.
1 : 7.49 {CHF} - Dinsdale has a shot from fifty.
1 : 7.54 {CHF} - Dinsdale kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 3.1.19
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 4.0.24
1 : 7.55 {C} - The ball is bounced and spudmaster gets the tap.
1 : 8.04 {lW} - Mrs Turbo looking for a lead.
1 : 8.07 {CHF} - Robertio trying to offer a lead.
1 : 8.1 {CHF} - Robertio appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 8.14 {CHB} - Quality gather by TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 8.18 {C} - Quick hands to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 8.22 {C} - thewizardmelon monsters TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 8.24 {C} - Dingster takes them on.
1 : 8.28 {lHFF} - A kick towards Irish BlueBagger territory.
1 : 8.32 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger gets too far under the ball.
1 : 8.36 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger looks downfield.
1 : 8.38 {FF} - Sees BRAB ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 8.43 {FF} - BRAB and Raveneyes both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 8.46 {FB} - Taking the ball is Raveneyes.
1 : 8.51 {FB} - He handpasses to spudmaster.
1 : 8.55 {rBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 8.57 {rBP} - toxic can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 9.01 {lFP} - kenneyswarriors turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 9.06 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 9.07 {lFP} - Shepherded through for a goal.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 3.1.19
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 5.0.30

 

[Robertio]

Nice start Old Boys.

 

[Robertio]

kenneyswarriors and Irish BlueBagger on fire

 

[philreich]

1 : 9.11 {C} - thewizardmelon wins the tapout.
1 : 9.2 {C} - pantskyle has a paddock.
1 : 9.23 {C} - pantskyle nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 9.26 {CHF} - pantskyle is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 9.3 {CHF} - Great tackle on Dinsdale.
1 : 9.34 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance with some space now.
1 : 9.38 {rHBF} - He transfers play using Wickzki.
1 : 9.4 {rHBF} - Ohhh Wickzki! You beauty! Sensational grab.
1 : 9.45 {rHBF} - Wickzki has it.
1 : 9.48 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 9.52 {lHBF} - Barrybran will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 9.55 {rHFF} - Barrybran slowing down the play.
1 : 9.59 {rHFF} - Boot to ball from Barrybran under pressure.
1 : 10.03 {rHFF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 4.1.25
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 5.0.30
1 : 10.07 {C} - spudmaster gets one hand to it.
1 : 10.13 {C} - pantskyle takes off.
1 : 10.18 {rW} - Passes to Tonga Bob by hand.
1 : 10.22 {CHF} - He spots an option and kicks to Dinsdale.
1 : 10.25 {CHF} - Dinsdale takes an impressive grab.
1 : 10.28 {CHF} - Dinsdale looking for a lead.
1 : 10.32 {lFP} - Boots the ball toward brahj.
1 : 10.36 {lFP} - Over the head of brahj.
1 : 10.4 {lFP} - Quality gather by brahj.
1 : 10.42 {lFP} - brahj let's fly toward goal.
1 : 10.46 {lFP} - It just scrapes in for a point.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 4.2.26
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 5.0.30
1 : 10.54 {FB} - King Tenz looks downfield.
1 : 10.56 {rHBF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Wickzki.
1 : 11.01 {rHBF} - But brian_muz is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 11.05 {lHFF} - brian_muz has possession.
1 : 11.09 {lHFF} - Wickzki was legged.
1 : 11.11 {rHBF} - Wickzki has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.15 {C} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 11.19 {C} - Dingster in the best position takes the mark.
1 : 11.23 {C} - Dingster has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.25 {rW} - Handpass to space. Pugsley runs onto it.
1 : 11.3 {rW} - Pugsley didn't see that tackle coming from FootyGuy13.
1 : 11.34 {C} - pantskyle to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.38 {lW} - An underground handpass to FootyGuy13.
1 : 11.41 {rHFF} - Barrybran trying to offer a lead.
1 : 11.44 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Barrybran and U2tigers wrestle for position.
1 : 11.48 {lHBF} - Now U2tigers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.52 {lHBF} - U2tigers has a bounce.
1 : 11.56 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 11.58 {rHBF} - Wickzki and brian_muz both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 12.03 {lHFF} - brian_muz signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.07 {FF} - The Filth Wizard calls for it.
1 : 12.11 {FF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 12.13 {FF} - Now The Filth Wizard has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.17 {FF} - The Filth Wizard wants a goal.
1 : 12.21 {FF} - The Filth Wizard splits the sticks.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.2.32
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 5.0.30
1 : 12.25 {C} - Winning the bounce is thewizardmelon.
1 : 12.31 {rW} - Pugsley signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.36 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 12.4 {CHF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's Robertio.
1 : 12.41 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Robertio.
1 : 12.46 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 12.5 {FF} - Hands it off to Over The Post.
1 : 12.54 {FF} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 12.58 {FF} - That's a telling goal from Over The Post.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.2.32
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 6.0.36
1 : 13 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by thewizardmelon.
1 : 13.08 {rW} - With the ball is Tonga Bob.
1 : 13.1 {rW} - Passes to TheInjuryFactory by hand.
1 : 13.15 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Ocha905.
1 : 13.19 {CHF} - He sends the ball to Dinsdale.
1 : 13.23 {CHF} - Dinsdale slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 13.27 {CHF} - Dinsdale slowing down the play.
1 : 13.29 {lHFF} - brian_muz screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 13.33 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 13.37 {lHFF} - brian_muz has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.41 {lHFF} - brian_muz too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 13.43 {lHFF} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.3.33
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 6.0.36
1 : 13.52 {FB} - FreoGirl to send the ball forward.
1 : 13.56 {rHBF} - Wickzki trying to offer a lead.
1 : 13.58 {rHBF} - Poor option and brian_muz makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 14.02 {CHF} - Dinsdale slowing down the play.
1 : 14.06 {rHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 14.1 {rHFF} - Barrybran spills the mark.
1 : 14.12 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Barrybran.
1 : 14.16 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards Dinsdale.
1 : 14.21 {CHF} - Dinsdale takes a strong mark.
1 : 14.25 {CHF} - Dinsdale looks downfield.
1 : 14.29 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running brian_muz.
1 : 14.31 {rHFF} - Handballs to Barrybran.
1 : 14.35 {rHFF} - Barrybran fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 14.39 {rHFF} - Barrybran's kick slams into the left-hand post.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 5.4.34
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 6.0.36
1 : 14.45 {FB} - King Tenz takes off.
1 : 14.49 {FB} - Someone call a dentist. King Tenz has run into brahj and is hurting.
1 : 14.53 {FF} - The Filth Wizard fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 14.58 {FF} - The Filth Wizard bounces the ball.
1 : 15 {FF} - The Filth Wizard may even have goaled.
1 : 15.04 {FF} - What a goal from The Filth Wizard.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 6.4.40
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 6.0.36
1 : 15.08 {C} - spudmaster wins the tapout.
1 : 15.14 {rW} - Ocha905 hits the ground running.
1 : 15.18 {lW} - A short kick to FootyGuy13.
1 : 15.22 {lW} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Pugsley.
1 : 15.26 {C} - With the ball is Dingster.
1 : 15.28 {C} - Great tackle by pantskyle.
1 : 15.33 {lW} - Quality gather by FootyGuy13.
1 : 15.37 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 15.41 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Tonga Bob.
1 : 15.45 {rW} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 15.47 {lW} - Mrs Turbo threads his way through traffic.
1 : 15.51 {lW} - An underground handpass to Braklet.
1 : 15.55 {lW} - Long handpass to the running thewizardmelon.
1 : 16 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 16.01 {CHF} - Robertio can't take it.
1 : 16.06 {CHF} - Robertio wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 16.1 {CHF} - Quick hands to Braklet under pressure.
1 : 16.14 {FF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 16.16 {FF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Raveneyes.
1 : 16.2 {FB} - Raveneyes streaming down the ground.
1 : 16.24 {rHBF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 16.28 {rHBF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 16.3 {rHBF} - zackah with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 16.34 {lW} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 16.38 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 16.43 {rW} - Pugsley with a little space.
1 : 16.45 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 16.49 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running Robertio.
1 : 16.53 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger receives his handpass.
1 : 16.57 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to thewizardmelon.
1 : 17.01 {lHFF} - thewizardmelon dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 17.03 {lFP} - Handballs to Over The Post.
1 : 17.07 {lFP} - Over The Post screws it round his body.
1 : 17.12 {lFP} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 6.4.40
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 7.0.42
1 : 17.16 {C} - The ruck contest is won by thewizardmelon.
1 : 17.22 {C} - Dingster streaming down the ground.
1 : 17.26 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of gab213.
1 : 17.3 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 17.32 {rHBF} - zackah sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 17.36 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger drags zackah down beautifully.
1 : 17.4 {rHFF} - gab213 has a paddock.
1 : 17.45 {CHF} - Robertio screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 17.46 {CHF} - TubbsFarquhar rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 17.51 {rHBF} - zackah signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 17.55 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards TubbsFarquhar.
1 : 17.59 {CHB} - Robertio drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 18.03 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking gab213.
1 : 18.05 {rHFF} - gab213 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 18.09 {rFP} - He takes another.
1 : 18.13 {rFP} - He goes for goal.
1 : 18.17 {rFP} - Will it come around? No.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 6.4.40
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 7.1.43
1 : 18.23 {FB} - Now toxic has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 18.28 {FB} - kenneyswarriors was tripped.
1 : 18.32 {FF} - BRAB with the ball now.
1 : 18.34 {FF} - This could be a goal to BRAB.
1 : 18.38 {FF} - BRAB should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 6.4.40
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 7.2.44
1 : 18.46 {FB} - toxic takes off.
1 : 18.48 {rBP} - A quick handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 18.52 {lHBF} - Kicks to a contest - Freofalcon looks to get to thre front.
1 : 18.57 {lHBF} - Freofalcon gets too far under the ball.
1 : 19.01 {lHBF} - Freofalcon scoops up the ball.
1 : 19.02 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Tonga Bob.
1 : 19.07 {rW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 19.11 {rW} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
1 : 19.15 {lW} - Mrs Turbo sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 19.19 {lW} - Free kick against Mrs Turbo.
1 : 19.22 {rW} - Tonga Bob with the ball now.
1 : 19.25 {rW} - There's been a change.
1 : 19.3 - <<< King Tenz is trading places with Braklet >>>
1 : 19.36 {rW} - Tonga Bob has possession.
1 : 19.4 {rW} - Tonga Bob ran into Mrs Turbo and came off second-best.
1 : 19.44 {lW} - Mrs Turbo wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 19.48 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Dingster.
1 : 19.5 {C} - Poor option and pantskyle makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 19.54 {lW} - FootyGuy13 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 19.58 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 20.02 {CHF} - Spoilt by Tigerturbulance.
1 : 20.04 {CHF} - Dinsdale fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 20.08 {CHF} - Dinsdale boots toward an open goal.
1 : 20.13 {CHF} - What a happy fellow is Dinsdale.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 7.4.46
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 7.2.44
1 : 20.17 {C} - thewizardmelon wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 20.23 {lW} - Mrs Turbo has possession.
1 : 20.27 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 20.31 {lW} - He handpasses to thewizardmelon.
1 : 20.34 {C} - Quick hands to Dingster.
1 : 20.37 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 20.42 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger outbodies zackah and takes the mark.
1 : 20.46 {lHFF} - With the ball is Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 20.5 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.52 {FF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 20.56 {FF} - No mark taken as BRAB and Raveneyes wrestle for position.
1 : 21 {FB} - Raveneyes to send the ball forward.
1 : 21.04 {FB} - Raveneyes dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 21.06 {lHBF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 21.1 {lHBF} - Freofalcon gets too far under the ball.
1 : 21.15 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger has it.
1 : 21.19 {rHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 21.21 {rHFF} - Freofalcon drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 21.25 {rHBF} - zackah signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 21.29 {rHBF} - zackah has a bounce.
1 : 21.33 {rHBF} - Whistle blows for kicking in danger.
1 : 21.36 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 21.39 {rHFF} - Sees gab213 out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 21.43 {rHFF} - gab213 at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 21.47 {rHFF} - The ball is now with gab213.
1 : 21.5 {rHFF} - gab213 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 21.53 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 21.58 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 22.02 {lHFF} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 7.4.46
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 8.2.50
1 : 22.06 {C} - Long tap from thewizardmelon.
1 : 22.12 {C} - Over The Post scoops up the ball.
1 : 22.16 {rHFF} - He sees a lead by gab213 and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.21 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 22.22 {lHBF} - Freofalcon fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 22.27 {lHBF} - Freofalcon bounces the ball.
1 : 22.31 {rHBF} - He elects to use zackah and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.35 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 22.37 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger threads his way through traffic.
1 : 22.42 {lHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 22.45 {lHFF} - Miraculous goal to Irish BlueBagger.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 7.4.46
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 9.2.56
1 : 22.49 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from thewizardmelon.
1 : 22.55 {C} - pantskyle picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 23 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 23.04 {rHFF} - U2tigers will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 23.06 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance hits the ground running.
1 : 23.1 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Over The Post.
1 : 23.14 {rW} - A worm burner to Pugsley.
1 : 23.18 {rW} - FootyGuy13 takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 23.22 {rW} - Tonga Bob streaming down the ground.
1 : 23.24 {rW} - Passes to Ocha905 by hand.
1 : 23.28 {rW} - Ocha905 bounces the ball.
1 : 23.32 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily spudmaster was well placed to clean up.
1 : 23.35 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Ocha905.
1 : 23.39 {FF} - A long pass towards The Filth Wizard.
1 : 23.43 {FF} - The ball drops short of The Filth Wizard.
1 : 23.47 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden slowing down the play.
1 : 23.51 {rBP} - Quick hands to Braklet.
1 : 23.53 {FB} - Handpasses to Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
1 : 23.57 {FB} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden has time to take a bounce.
1 : 24.01 {rBP} - Huge handpass to Braklet. As good as a kick.
1 : 24.06 {rBP} - A quick handpass to thewizardmelon.
1 : 24.08 {CHB} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 24.12 {CHB} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 24.16 {CHF} - A bit of space for Dinsdale to utilise.
1 : 24.2 {CHF} - He's going to need to bounce it soon! He's lost it.
1 : 24.24 {lHBF} - U2tigers signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 24.26 {lHBF} - U2tigers bounces the ball.
1 : 24.3 {lHBF} - But he's run too far.
1 : 24.34 {rHFF} - Barrybran signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 24.37 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily spudmaster was well placed to clean up.
1 : 24.41 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Barrybran.
1 : 24.45 {rHFF} - spudmaster on the end of this.
1 : 24.49 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards brian_muz.
1 : 24.53 {lHFF} - Wickzki rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 24.55 {rHBF} - Wickzki looking for a lead.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 7.4.46
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS : 9.2.56
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[philreich]

I'm not sure how many 16 goal opening quarters we've had in SFA history, but if there hadn't been one, we've had one now.