Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[GWS Goose]

Alright, now explain why you're hanging out with Ellen.

we both like throwing stuff at our assistants, guess we just bonded over that.

 

[Tonga Bob]

we both like throwing stuff at our assistants, guess we just bonded over that.

You both haven't made an All-SFA team either.

 

[GWS Goose]

I didn't want to say anything but you really have let yourself go.

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more true than I'd like to admit

 

[toxic]

Is this like how Boland gives cricketing lessons to Steve Smith?

Similar but different

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Hey Wazzas, it's the Gumbies again. They're friendly enough (apart from beez he's the pantskyle of the team), so don't be afraid of waving back to them.


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[pantskyle]

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Hey Wazzas, it's the Gumbies again. They're friendly enough (apart from beez he's the pantskyle of the team), so don't be afraid of waving back to them.

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Sorry didn't we just win a game?

 

[Ocha905]

I'm not looking up any more random names that you post. I thought you meant Harley Reid but you said it was Riley and before you could say "it's OK you're my stepbrother" I was having a frank and honest discussion with HR.

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Hey Wazzas, it's the Gumbies again. They're friendly enough (apart from beez he's the pantskyle of the team), so don't be afraid of waving back to them.

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Hi Gumbo's

I imagine you're all as cool as the air waving plastic man thingy above.

 

[Ocha905]

I'm not looking up any more random names that you post. I thought you meant Harley Reid but you said it was Riley and before you could say "it's OK you're my stepbrother" I was having a frank and honest discussion with HR.

I'll save you the trouble -



He's probably the last great Running Back.

 

[Barrybran]

Barrybran playing for the Warriors is like watching Derrick Henry playing for the Ravens.

Is Derrick Henry a member of One Direction? This seems like the kind of thing I wouldn't know.

 

[Barrybran]

Hi Gumbo's

I imagine you're all as cool as the air waving plastic man thingy above.

They were cooler last season

 

[Tonga Bob]

Sorry didn't we just win a game?

It was such a rewarding experience I figured we may as well do it again.

 

[Ocha905]

They were cooler last season

Oh snap!

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'll save you the trouble -



He's probably the last great Running Back.

Thank goodness for that. Last random person that beez posted about was a Tight End.

 

[pantskyle]

It was such a rewarding experience I figured we may as well do it again.

hMMM

 

[beez]

Hi Gumbo's

I imagine you're all as cool as the air waving plastic man thingy above.

I have never been cool.

 

[beez]

I'll save you the trouble -



He's probably the last great Running Back.

Like a dagger to my heart

 

[beez]

Is Derrick Henry a member of One Direction? This seems like the kind of thing I wouldn't know.

Oh great now I'm crying about Liam again.

My One Direction playlist will get a good run on Sunday.

 

[Ocha905]

Like a dagger to my heart

Using that analogy today would've felt like the Julius Caesar assassination. Woah boy did he turn back the clock.

 

[Ocha905]

I have never been cool.

Lies, lies and damned self depreciation.

 

[beez]

Lies, lies and damned self depreciation.

This is actually kinda true.

I was a pretty good tennis player growing up and could strut around my local club pointing to the honour board where my name was ensconced with all my Club Championship victories.

And look where I am now...

 

[beez]

Using that analogy today would've felt like the Julius Caesar assassination. Woah boy did he turn back the clock.

I AM GOING TO ASSASSINATE Barrybran ON SUNDAY!

 

[Tonga Bob]

I AM GOING TO ASSASSINATE Barrybran ON SUNDAY!

Et tu, beez?

 

[Ocha905]

This is actually kinda true.

I was a pretty good tennis player growing up and could strut around my local club pointing to the honour board where my name was ensconced with all my Club Championship victories.

Well hello there fellow Junior Tennis Club Champion!

And look where I am now...

Playing a far superior sport in qooty!

 

[Dinsdale]

I AM GOING TO ASSASSINATE Barrybran ON SUNDAY!

You'll have to get past his secret service attachment first

 

[beez]

You'll have to get past his secret service attachment first

I heard they were cheap to buy off.

Only $50.