Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[Tonga Bob]

I heard they were cheap to buy off.

Only $50.

$100. Barrybran reminded me of the medication required afterwards.

 

[beez]

Well hello there fellow Junior Tennis Club Champion!

Playing a far superior sport in qooty!

Game cancelled on Sunday.

Ocha905 and I are playing a 5-setter for the four points.

Gumbies are $1.01 given I have a slice backhand to rival Steffi Graf.

 

[beez]

$100. Barrybran reminded me of the medication required afterwards.

Falconista: I'm going to need a raise.

 

[Ocha905]

Game cancelled on Sunday.

Ocha905 and I are playing a 5-setter for the four points.

Gumbies are $1.01 given I have a slice backhand to rival Steffi Graf.

My backhand is the pits judging by a recent hit so I dread to think what a Steffi Graf weapon would do!

That said, bring it on!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I have never been cool.

Well this isn't true, I hero worshipped you for about three weeks. And that's cool isn't it? Isn't it?

 

[beez]

My backhand is the pits judging by a recent hit so I dread to think what a Steffi Graf weapon would do!

That said, bring it on!

I haven't hit a ball in about 15 years (**** I'm old) so I'm not even sure if I can raise my arm above my shoulder

 

[Falconista]

They were cooler last season

True. The league really misses Chat Pile.

 

[Ocha905]

I haven't hit a ball in about 15 years (**** I'm old) so I'm not even sure if I can raise my arm above my shoulder

Serving using all arm has cooked my shoulder too (I'm that annoying lefty that slices the shit out of the ball to a righty's backhand). This is way too uncanny!

 

[Dinsdale]

I heard they were cheap to buy off.

Only $50.

That's for the whole team of 5

 

[Ocha905]

True. The league really misses Chat Pile.

Amen. And add the Song Contest. Dude had an amazing musical range.

 

[Dinsdale]

Game cancelled on Sunday.

Ocha905 and I are playing a 5-setter for the four points.

Gumbies are $1.01 given I have a slice backhand to rival Steffi Graf.

And the same shaped body

 

[Falconista]

Game cancelled on Sunday.

Ocha905 and I are playing a 5-setter for the four points.

Gumbies are $1.01 given I have a slice backhand to rival Steffi Graf.

Could we make it doubles?

Another junior tennis champion finallist checking in.

 

[Ocha905]

Could we make it doubles?

Another junior tennis champion finallist checking in.

Legend! I'm sure you gave the opposition hell regardless.

Who's the Wazza that's teaming up with me?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Legend! I'm sure you gave the opposition hell regardless.

Who's the Wazza that's teaming up with me?

I once hit my son on the back of the head while playing Wii Sports so imma sit this one out.

 

[Barrybran]

This is actually kinda true.

I was a pretty good tennis player growing up and could strut around my local club pointing to the honour board where my name was ensconced with all my Club Championship victories.

And look where I am now...

So there's a real beez trophy??

 

[Barrybran]

I AM GOING TO ASSASSINATE Barrybran ON SUNDAY!

I take that back. I don't care about your tennis trophies anymore.

 

[Falconista]

Legend! I'm sure you gave the opposition hell regardless.

Who's the Wazza that's teaming up with me?

Here's a shoop I prepared seasons earlier:

 

[Barrybran]

Well this isn't true, I hero worshipped you for about three weeks. And that's cool isn't it? Isn't it?

Thata would be a standard length beez run these days I reckon

 

[Dinsdale]

Legend! I'm sure you gave the opposition hell regardless.

Who's the Wazza that's teaming up with me?

I'm afraid I'm not seeded for this match

 

[Barrybran]

True. The league really misses Chat Pile.

I spotted UncleImpairedRetina laughing at West Coast Eagles fans recently...

 

[Ocha905]

I once hit my son on the back of the head while playing Wii Sports so imma sit this one out.

I'm... sadly in agreeance.

But also- that's pretty funny in hindsight if he's ok now!

 

[Ocha905]

Here's a shoop I prepared seasons earlier:
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Looking sharp spudmaster !

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

I spotted UncleImpairedRetina laughing at West Coast Eagles fans recently...

You guys are pretty funny

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

Reckon Gumbies win this

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Is Derrick Henry a member of One Direction? This seems like the kind of thing I wouldn't know.

Too soon.

Spoiler alert, turns out the one direction was straight down.