Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Baghdad Bombers v Geelong Gumbies at Abdu Prison (Heritage Round)

[Jabba73]

Just so you know, Jabba73 is the guy you probably need to speak to about that

Good luck with that

Yeah, nah …

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I've ran 100000 simulations and every time the Gumbies win.

So, how about we save time and call it match over already

Thanks Nate Beezer.

Been a pleasure doing business with you fine folk.

 

[cats_09]

Been a pleasure doing business with you fine folk.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You know it makes sense.

 

[Kilroy]

Given it’s Heritage Round, time to remember what we stand for in Baghdad and perhaps no-one exemplifies this better than our S24 Premiership (stand-in) Captain - KohPhi



A sharp mind and an engaging personality, he still has the warmth of a supportive and loyal OG in the downtimes and can read the room like a ninja when the whips are cracking …. literally!



In his 18th session now, his counsel is still integral to the leadership group and his words a timely reminder that humour is the true gold in the SweetFA vernacular



#LosBombarderos

 

[thewizardmelon]

You freaking what mate?!?!

One of many differences is we don't poach an opposition team's committee member and then their captain during the middle of a season.

You jealous you didn’t manage it? Time for a rebrand to the Fumbles

 

[Kilroy]

You jealous you didn’t manage it? Time for a rebrand to the Fumbles

Geez, you guys are busy trying to rename everyone else’s team.

We’re struggling to get these guys to come out and play FFS!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Are they still not here yet???

 

[beez]

Are they still not here yet???

Sorry, too busy watching my crypto portfolio explode while crying into my wheaties about Trump.

Might go buy a Ferrari or something.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry, too busy watching my crypto portfolio explode while crying into my wheaties about Trump.

Might go buy a Ferrari or something.

Is it that bad? Need a pat? Hug? A chocolate?

 

[beez]

Is it that bad? Need a pat? Hug? A chocolate?

I thought I'd be more disappointed than I am.

I guess I can console myself by beating the Bombers and cementing you guys to the bottom of the ladder.

AND NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME I DON'T WANT BOMBER GERMS!


I'll have some chocolate though

 

[DemurePrincess]

I thought I'd be more disappointed than I am.

I guess I can console myself by beating the Bombers and cementing you guys to the bottom of the ladder.

AND NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME I DON'T WANT BOMBER GERMS!


I'll have some chocolate though

I don’t have cooties… and there was no need to raise your voice… I AM RIGHT ****ING HERE (touching you lol)

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hey beez what ya doing?

Hey beez wanna hang yet?

Hey beez …. Am I too close?

Hey beez ….. beez can you hear me?

Whoops! Touched you again

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Don’t you have some candy to steal from a baby?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Remove that gif Tigerturbulance please

 

[Pugsley]

Hey beez what ya doing?

Hey beez wanna hang yet?

Hey beez …. Am I too close?

Hey beez ….. beez can you hear me?

Whoops! Touched you again

I think it may be your spelling buddy

 

[Kilroy]

I think it may be your spelling buddy

 

[Pugsley]

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It's concerning.

 

[Kilroy]

It's concerning.

 

[Pugsley]

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It certainly is.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Geez, you guys are busy trying to rename everyone else’s team.

We’re struggling to get these guys to come out and play FFS!

Very fair, sorry Baghdad Babes. Come out and play, Grumpies!

 

[Kilroy]

Very fair, sorry Baghdad Babes. Come out and play, Grumpies!

Wow. Doubling down. Go you!

 

[Jabba73]

AND NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME I DON'T WANT BOMBER GERMS!

Ummm, not sure how to break this to you ... except to say you can't catch what you already have.

 

[Jabba73]

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Is that how you got your tough guy image?

Might be a bit over-inflated ...

 

[Jabba73]

It certainly is.

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Ummmmmm, you were the one that left.

Very disturbing take on things ...