Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: Ophidian Old Boys vs Las Vegas Bears @ Spotswood Oval

[philreich]

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I have been training all season for this day
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we at Spotswood have been doing our homework on the Bears as well tony in preparation for todays must win game

 

[Senor M]

Bears, it’s game day! And after immersing ourselves in the Old Boys’ prestigious curriculum, I must say, we’ve emerged remarkably refined. Truly, a toast is in order, for us, of course.

Why, just this morning, I found myself delivering the most exquisite pompous speech... to the mirror. It was met with thunderous applause (my own), and I dare say the Old Boys would’ve shed a tear at its sheer self congratulatory brilliance. As for The Fine Art of Bragging, let’s just say I’ve got the humblebrag down to a fine art, so much so that I could win any conversation without even trying.

But today isn’t just about showing off our scholarly triumphs, Bears. No, it’s about applying them. On the field, we’ll channel Tigerturbulance's Hot Tub Etiquette, tight-knit, leaving no space for the opposition and unleash Advanced Latin Insults so cutting the Old Boys will question not just their game, but their very existence.

Once we’ve schooled them properly and secured the win, we’ll cap off the day by cracking open some of that Guinness we learned to brew in Robertio's class. After all, there’s no better way to toast our victory than with a pint we brewed ourselves.

So, grab your kits, board the bus, and prepare for a Vegas style schooling. Let’s give the Old Boys a lesson they won’t forget.

Sufficit loqui, proelium incipiant!

I think I passed the AI Graphics class too.
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Has the YouTube spam ended yet?

 

[Pugsley]

GAMEDAY OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS
Bear Hunting season is Open
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S38 ROUND 17 v Loss Vegan Pears

B: King Tenz / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / JuddgementDay

HB: Wickzki / Tigerturbulance / U2tigers

C: Pugsley / Dingster / Mrs Turbo

HF: gab213 / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger

F: Elton Johns Wig / BRAB / kenneyswarriors

FOLL: thewizardmelon / Braklet / Over The Post

INT: tigerland_1720 / myblueroan​

Let's go Ophidians.

 

[Pugsley]

we at Spotswood have been doing our homework on the Bears as well tony in preparation for todays must win game

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I find bears like being approached from the.......leave it Pugsley.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

That sounds good then - situation normal!

Cheers

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I find bears like being approached from the.......leave it Pugsley.

except for Test Tickle, he likes to be approached from the showers

 

[Pugsley]

except for Test Tickle, he likes to be approached from the showers

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He and Chipmunk are exceptions to the rule. It's that tony bloke you have to watch.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Bears, it’s game day! And after immersing ourselves in the Old Boys’ prestigious curriculum, I must say, we’ve emerged remarkably refined. Truly, a toast is in order, for us, of course.

Why, just this morning, I found myself delivering the most exquisite pompous speech... to the mirror. It was met with thunderous applause (my own), and I dare say the Old Boys would’ve shed a tear at its sheer self congratulatory brilliance. As for The Fine Art of Bragging, let’s just say I’ve got the humblebrag down to a fine art, so much so that I could win any conversation without even trying.

But today isn’t just about showing off our scholarly triumphs, Bears. No, it’s about applying them. On the field, we’ll channel Tigerturbulance's Hot Tub Etiquette, tight-knit, leaving no space for the opposition and unleash Advanced Latin Insults so cutting the Old Boys will question not just their game, but their very existence.

Once we’ve schooled them properly and secured the win, we’ll cap off the day by cracking open some of that Guinness we learned to brew in Robertio's class. After all, there’s no better way to toast our victory than with a pint we brewed ourselves.

So, grab your kits, board the bus, and prepare for a Vegas style schooling. Let’s give the Old Boys a lesson they won’t forget.

Sufficit loqui, proelium incipiant!

I think I passed the AI Graphics class too.
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yes indeed tony - Let the battle begin

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddddd
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooyssssssssssssssssss

 

[Mrs Turbo]

except for Test Tickle, he likes to be approached from the showers

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You legs look decidedly good here, did you shave 'em Tigerturbulance ?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Has the YouTube spam ended yet?

Just popping through for a quick slap

When there are no words..

 

[Mrs Turbo]

we at Spotswood have been doing our homework on the Bears as well tony in preparation for todays must win game

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look out Bears... my mum called me Annie for a reason!

 

[Pugsley]

Just popping through for a quick slap
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When there are no words..

Melty cops enough in every match thread.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Just popping through for a quick slap
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When there are no words..

Seems fitting Prinnie

 

[Pugsley]

look out Bears... my mum called me Annie for a reason!



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Packing king size there Mrs Turbo.

 

[Test Tickle]

except for Test Tickle, he likes to be approached from the showers

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Not hard to see I'm rather excited about this game.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Seems fitting Prinnie

Wasted my asparagus ffs

 

[Pugsley]

Not hard to see I'm rather excited about this game.

The two nutters leading from the front.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Packing king size there Mrs Turbo.

I think I'm actually packing TURBO sized Pugsley

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Not hard to see I'm rather excited about this game.

and I thought it was all about those Turbolicious legs?

 

[Cap]

OK Bears todays the day we make our finals run, its now or never.

Lets do a Jon 'Bones' Jones on these Old Boys.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Melty cops enough in every match thread.

Does he really though?

 

[Test Tickle]

and I thought it was all about those Turbolicious legs?

How did I know you were going to turn up?

 

[Dingster]

I think I'm actually packing TURBO sized Pugsley

A glimpse at future Mrs Turbo and Tigerturbulance

 

[Pugsley]

Does he really though?

Well, he is ignored.