Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: Ophidian Old Boys vs Las Vegas Bears @ Spotswood Oval

[Robertio]

Robertio likes nothing more than a relaxing train ride...

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[Chipmunk]

Robertio likes nothing more than a relaxing train ride...

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Fake news

This was the scene in the Guinness factory in Dublin after Robertio turned up there.

 

[Pugsley]

England are playing tonight, I’ll watch them

At least one of the teams in your match will find the back of the net.

 

[Robertio]

Fake news

This was the scene in the Guinness factory in Dublin after Robertio turned up there.

Could've been a scene at a recent visit to a country pub which didn't have any Guinness.

 

[Dingster]

Pugsley the loyal friendly dog or insane stalker? You decide...

 

[Pugsley]

Pugsley the loyal friendly dog or insane stalker? You decide...

Loyal but stay outside. Your human will become lazy.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Loyal but stay outside. Your human will become lazy.

just the humans Pugsley

 

[thewizardmelon]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Have you been on the herbal jazz cigarettes?

Just something in the water at Spotswood. Try it fam, it gives like max aura iykyk

Translation: the new kids on the block are weird af, keep them away from the top shelf of the medicine cupboard

 

[thewizardmelon]

What is going on with those curtains.... and that roof

You know how they say dogs are colourblind?

Well Pugsley is just more special than most

 

[thewizardmelon]

OOB V's LVB, sorry Old Boys but we need to win the next 10.

Eek, you haven’t read the script have you? It was leaked in one of those admin-LG PM’s. We’re going back to back and this game is over by half time

Hate you had to find out this way!

 

[Cap]

You know how they say dogs are colourblind?

Well Pugsley is just more special than most

to be fair, it does look exactly what you'd expect from a bachelor for lif pug.

 

[Braklet]

Robertio likes nothing more than a relaxing train ride...

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Wonder what they'd do if someone pulled out a shotgun and started wailing away on all the ZOMBIES...

 

[philreich]

You know how they say dogs are colourblind?

Well Pugsley is just more special than most

I was diagnosed as being colour blind yesterday - it was a real bolt from the purple!!!

 

[MWPP]

Make life more interesting - take the job....and then take the boss's job.

We Turbos have lots of ups and downs here in Spotswood but overall we both are very well
-Spotswood memberships is up -thanks to Robertio
-Harrassment cases are dowm -thanks to BRAB

• Fan club numbers are up - thanks to Dingster
• Profits and takings are up - Thanks to Over The Post
• Turbos pants are down - well that was Pugsley not me lol

tony had better watch out

It’s great that you’re well

I still think your membership tally is inflated by the “pet” memberships . Not saying that being inclusive is a bad thing (we have a Chipmunk and a Muddiemoose afterall) but having that many animal members does skew your stats especially as stadia still seem to discriminate against non-anthropomorphic animal patrons watching from the stand (so memberships sold are always going to be non-seated ones)

It’s a very human thing to wear pants anyway

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

tony had better watch out

It’s great that you’re well

I still think your membership tally is inflated by the “pet” memberships . Not saying that being inclusive is a bad thing (we have a Chipmunk and a Muddiemoose afterall) but having that many animal members does skew your stats especially as stadia still seem to discriminate against non-anthropomorphic animal patrons watching from the stand (so memberships sold are always going to be non-seated ones)

It’s a very human thing to wear pants anyway

What are pants?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Eek, you haven’t read the script have you? It was leaked in one of those admin-LG PM’s. We’re going back to back and this game is over by half time

Oh, those PMs are just to sate the masses. Filth tells you what you want to hear, exerts minimal action to back it up, and everyone feels represented and heard. Glad to hear it's working for you.