Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC at Van Cortland Park

[Falconista]

I'm very unhappy at Smith's Chips. I picked a packet of double crunch purple packet. Purple means salt and vinegar...and first crunch revealed no salt and no vinegar...that guy earlier was right!!!

Then I read the packet, "cheesey garlic bread flavour"...

False advertising at the least and almost worth dropping a nuke on their factory.

Surely a number of herbal cigarettes were consumed in the Smith's pitch meeting to think 'cheesy garlic bread' should be made into a chip. Doesn't smack of a sober decision.

 

[Dinsdale]

Surely a number of herbal cigarettes were consumed in the Smith's pitch meeting to think 'cheesy garlic bread' should be made into a chip. Doesn't smack of a sober decision.

Exactly, won't someone think of the wasted chemicals?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ok, a nuke is going to far? That's always been my problem, ultraviolence. I'll just send my brother Doug round, he'll be sarcastic and reduce them to trembling puddles of excrement

Nailing their heads to the floor is an appropriate response.

 

[Dinsdale]

Nailing their heads to the floor is an appropriate response.

"A little violence gets attention" is one of my families' mottoes

 

[Tonga Bob]

"A little violence gets attention" is one of my families' mottoes

At first yes.

 

[Brick Loosener]

Surely a number of herbal cigarettes were consumed in the Smith's pitch meeting to think 'cheesy garlic bread' should be made into a chip. Doesn't smack of a sober decision.

A ciggie flavored chip would be good.

 

[cats_09]

A ciggie flavored chip would be good.

What about marijuana flavour?

Would it have the same impact in terms of “the munchies” and so you turn to your chips to satisfy that need but if you’re still eating the marijuana flavoured chips then need for “the munchies” increase and so you turn to chips…

 

[Falconista]

A ciggie flavored chip would be good.

It would except the government would tax the * out of it.

 

[GWS Goose]

That's a good point, most of us are a cashless society now. A lot of pubs and breweries don't accept cash, so Purple may just be showing off

Either that or he is the aforementioned scourge of society.
Either that or a drug dealer.

 

[Brick Loosener]

What about marijuana flavour?

Would it have the same impact in terms of “the munchies” and so you turn to your chips to satisfy that need but if you’re still eating the marijuana flavoured chips then need for “the munchies” increase and so you turn to chips…

Just eat hash cookies.

 

[Brick Loosener]

It would except the government would tax the * out of it.

But if WE are the governmemt.........

 

[GWS Goose]

I must question the "artwork" on the front of cupboards, was your designer a millennial?

This may shock you, my wife gives me very little input into art and soft finishings in our place.

 

[Falconista]

But if WE are the governmemt.........

 

[Purple7x08_24]

On these XPA's, pretty good, but not special.
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Are you just casually laying down your cans in the fridge? I like it.

 

[Brick Loosener]

On these XPA's, pretty good, but not special.
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Raw doggie it without coasters.

 

[A Swallow]

I hope they try, my dogs need a good feed of prime burglar

Let me guess, a chihuahua called Puoupolo and a groodle called Platten

 

[beez]

I had no idea. I feel betrayed.

Now you know how I feel.

**** Barrybran



please come back

 

[beez]

Fun fact, the food colouring in those green milk drinks, including ice creams, is a mild poison

I actually have a self-diagnosed allergen to some form of green colouring.

When I was a kid green cordial would give me a sore throat and things like green jelly would make me feel different.

Who the **** knows though.

 

[beez]

So this place Tonga Bob

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I see your Irish place and raise you...

 

[spudmaster]

I see your Irish place and raise you...

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I'll take "what to expect from a lady in Thailand" for $500.

 

[spudmaster]

I actually have a self-diagnosed allergen to some form of green colouring.

When I was a kid green cordial would give me a sore throat and things like green jelly would make me feel different.

Did the 'green jelly' have a plant-like texture to it by chance? That often makes people feel different...or so I've heard. Did you start to ponder the meaning of life shortly after consuming it?

 

[beez]

Did the 'green jelly' have a plant-like texture to it by chance? That often makes people feel different...or so I've heard. Did you start to ponder the meaning of life shortly after consuming it?

Pffft... I'm such a pussy, that green shit makes me fall asleep after like 30 seconds.

I wouldn't last five minutes in Amsterdam.

 

[spudmaster]

Pffft... I'm such a pussy, that green shit makes me fall asleep after like 30 seconds.

I wouldn't last five minutes in Amsterdam.

Haha, no judgement here mate, am much the same - broccoli is a killer!

 

[Dinsdale]

Let me guess, a chihuahua called Puoupolo and a groodle called Platten

Close... a bull mastiff named Buddy

 

[Barrybran]

Now you know how I feel.

**** Barrybran



please come back

But I don't even wear spinach wraps