Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Fighting Furies v Sin City Swamprats at rfctigerarmy’s hippodrome

[DemurePrincess]

Doors. Cars mostly have five doors and four wheels, and there not enough trucks and trains to offset the buildings.

Are there more eyes or legs?

Omg! This is too fun!!

Scrunchers or folders???

 

[DemurePrincess]

Jsut dont eat that food.

Stick to eating sausageroll and MEAT PIES and sometimes pizza

I bet you don’t eat sushi either

 

[Raz]

I bet you don’t eat sushi either

oh yes sushi ok as long as not at the QOOTY. needs to be made properly and QOOTY Kiosks jsut not that fancy.

 

[Orange crush]

And then we can shift to - are tennis balls green or yellow?

Who is tenni and why are we talking about his balls?

 

[omgfridge]

Doors. Cars mostly have five doors and four wheels, and there not enough trucks and trains to offset the buildings.

Are there more eyes or legs?

No sane person would say doors.

 

[Raz]

No sane person would say doors.

Doors ! why not. they did a few good songs

 

[Raz]

A GOOD QOOTY CANTEEN

 

[serial_thrilla]

No sane person would say doors.

WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEELS THEN????

 

[Raz]

WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEELS THEN????

The wheels are on the bus

Dont you remember that old song

 

[omgfridge]

WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEELS THEN????

Just think of an office with the amount of office chairs and cabinets. Rollers in drawers.

Think toys too. Lego makes way more wheels than doors. Matchbox cars have wheels but not doors.

Wheels win in a bloodbath.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Whose mum is that?

 

[damicky]

Doors. Cars mostly have five doors and four wheels, and there not enough trucks and trains to offset the buildings.

Are there more eyes or legs?

Lock in legs, serial

 

[damicky]

Omg! This is too fun!!

Scrunchers or folders???

Rats don’t use toilet paper … BUT scrunching should be illegal

 

[Raz]

Whose mum is that?
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always a mum in the canteen . Mums RULE

 

[DemurePrincess]

Rats don’t use toilet paper … BUT scrunching should be illegal

Please tell me in all your wisdom why it should be illegal?

I’ll sit down bc I can’t wait for this

 

[MP_]

Maybe stick the pineapple in sausageroll ?

Would he be into that, is there even a consent form for it?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I got this shit delivered last week… I drove the ****ing thing back to dominos and demanded my money back.

Like have some sort of care factor about ya job ya ****s
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The dog food is presented better than this rubbish.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Would he be into that, is there even a consent form for it?

He might not be into the pineapple, but the pineapple will be into the sausageroll

 

[Raz]

He might not be into the pineapple, but the pineapple will be into the sausageroll

as long as the pineapple is still on the PIZZA it will all be good

 

[ShaunDuggan]

as long as the pineapple is still on the PIZZA it will all be good

Oh boy, taking stuffed crust to a new level.

 

[Raz]

Oh boy, taking stuffed crust to a new level.

On not IN

I never order stuffed crust.

only thin and crispy for me..

 

[Raz]

Omg! This is too fun!!

Scrunchers or folders???

it gets scrunched whilst using.

 

[Orange crush]

On not IN

I never order stuffed crust.

only thin and crispy for me..

Don’t you find the crispy crust causes micro abrasions?

 

[damicky]

Please tell me in all your wisdom why it should be illegal?

I’ll sit down bc I can’t wait for this

1. Consistency: When you fold, you create a consistent, flat surface that provides even coverage. This can make it more effective in cleaning, reducing the need for multiple wipes.

2. Control: Folding allows you to have more control over the amount of toilet paper used. You can fold it in layers to create the desired thickness, which can be more efficient and economical.

3. Less Waste: Since folding is more structured, you’re less likely to use excess paper compared to scrunching, which can result in a more haphazard, uneven wad that may require more sheets.

4. Comfort: A folded piece of toilet paper often feels smoother and more comfortable against the skin, as there are no rough edges or uneven bunches.

5. Cleanliness: Because of the even distribution, folding can reduce the chances of your hand accidentally coming into contact with waste, which can happen more easily with a scrunched-up wad..

 

[DemurePrincess]

1. Consistency: When you fold, you create a consistent, flat surface that provides even coverage. This can make it more effective in cleaning, reducing the need for multiple wipes.

2. Control: Folding allows you to have more control over the amount of toilet paper used. You can fold it in layers to create the desired thickness, which can be more efficient and economical.

3. Less Waste: Since folding is more structured, you’re less likely to use excess paper compared to scrunching, which can result in a more haphazard, uneven wad that may require more sheets.

4. Comfort: A folded piece of toilet paper often feels smoother and more comfortable against the skin, as there are no rough edges or uneven bunches.

5. Cleanliness: Because of the even distribution, folding can reduce the chances of your hand accidentally coming into contact with waste, which can happen more easily with a scrunched-up wad..

Omg campaigner! You crack me up