Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Ophidian Old Boys v East Side Hawks at Spotswood Oval

[DemurePrincess]

Someone ripped it off me PhenomenalV1 ???...
But gotta say Im not too unhappy about that

Tigerturbulance …. Ya wanna have a word with your wife?

I only asked if Callums_Guns had matching panties…. Here’s your wife in her panties ffs

And you are pulling me up!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Tigerturbulance …. Ya wanna have a word with your wife?

I only asked if Callums_Guns had matching panties…. Here’s your wife in her panties ffs

And you are pulling me up!

ffs - That was just between you and me

 

[DemurePrincess]

ffs - That was just between you and me

Sis! You’re standing in the middle of a bar…. Between you and me???

Pretty sure it wasn’t me who gave it away rudie girl!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

more still - why am I not sitting with Dingster

so Dingster doesn't have to put up with this

 

[Itsmyshow]

Tarkyn_24 is sampling the Jasmine Yin Cloud green Tea, Itsmyshow is loving the Silver Needle tea and Braklet is stuffing his face with Cherry meringue tartlets while his English Breakfast Tea cools

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Tea is my favorite... After beer. Beer is my favorite.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Let Turbo have his Tea Party and open up the Cigar and Whiskey Room

Dingster and I are way ahead of you Guns

 

[kenneyswarriors]

then I am coming with you

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and I bought my own, but happy to share with you and myblueroan if she's about

 

[Dingster]

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The OOB LG got together this afternoon to discuss Mrs Turbo's pins our opening match of the season and which Hawks we need to lock up down.

First a couple of observations. Whilst Braklet looks right at home in the hot tub why da faq is Wiz wearing a helmet?

Second is that Colonel Sanders looking after us?

Lets take a closer look at the week so far.

The Dirty Half Dozen
DemurePrincess kenneyswarriors Over The Post Irish BlueBagger U2tigers and myblueroan have shown this week they're ready to get down and dirty on Sunday. When I asked kenney for a quote he said "we have all the tools to get it done." Meanwhile Posty stole my toasted ham and cheese sanger and gave me the bird.

Hawkish
The LG are liking the work of some our oppo. SM Tarkyn_24 Strigoi Callums_Guns eth-dog and Itsmyshow have been good value. However when I asked CG for a quote all he did was say something incoherent about Bono and walk off in a huff.

Match Ups to Watch
BRAB vs Biggie - BRAB is a Fred medalist and a genuine star. Biggie must be fair dinkum shitting his pants.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden vs Tarkyn_24 - Harvey is a savvy qootier. He'll pinch, punch and blow in Tarks ear. Whatever it takes to distract Tarks from kicking goals.

U2tigers vs Strigoi - I've never seen Bono so up and about. This could get ugly for the whole of Sweet by the time he's finished with strigs.

thewizardmelon vs por_please_ya - wiz has conjured a hack to trap evie.

King Tenz vs Riviat - Tenzy will send Riv in a state of discord.

FreoGirl vs Callums_Guns - imagine having your pants pulled down by a rookie.

Over The Post vs TY24 - Posty is the perfect size and pace to be an elite rover. Word has it TY24 has been disciplined behind closed doors after admitting his favourite vegan restaurant is McDonalds.

Player to Watch
Wickzki to come of the bench and have a big impact.

Bold Prediction
philreich to post our game and be so impressed he'll be an OOB next season.

 

[haydo]

Hold up, what the heck is going on in here and how did I miss the last 3 days?

Hello OOB’s. good to see you all again

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Match Ups to Watch
Harvey Manfrenjensenden vs Tarkyn_24 - Harvey is a savvy qootier. He'll pinch, punch and blow in Tarks ear. Whatever it takes to distract Tarks from kicking goals.

Right, if that’s the case then I’m expecting six goals and two father-sons from this match.

 

[Biggie]

Match Ups to Watch
@BRAB vs @Biggie - BRAB is a Fred medalist and a genuine star. Biggie must be fair dinkum shitting his pants.

 

[FreoGirl]

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The OOB LG got together this afternoon to discuss Mrs Turbo's pins our opening match of the season and which Hawks we need to lock up down.

First a couple of observations. Whilst Braklet looks right at home in the hot tub why da faq is Wiz wearing a helmet?

Second is that Colonel Sanders looking after us?

Lets take a closer look at the week so far.

The Dirty Half Dozen
DemurePrincess kenneyswarriors Over The Post Irish BlueBagger U2tigers and myblueroan have shown this week they're ready to get down and dirty on Sunday. When I asked kenney for a quote he said "we have all the tools to get it done." Meanwhile Posty stole my toasted ham and cheese sanger and gave me the bird.

Hawkish
The LG are liking the work of some our oppo. SM Tarkyn_24 Strigoi Callums_Guns eth-dog and Itsmyshow have been good value. However when I asked CG for a quote all he did was say something incoherent about Bono and walk off in a huff.

Match Ups to Watch
BRAB vs Biggie - BRAB is a Fred medalist and a genuine star. Biggie must be fair dinkum shitting his pants.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden vs Tarkyn_24 - Harvey is a savvy qootier. He'll pinch, punch and blow in Tarks ear. Whatever it takes to distract Tarks from kicking goals.

U2tigers vs Strigoi - I've never seen Bono so up and about. This could get ugly for the whole of Sweet by the time he's finished with strigs.

thewizardmelon vs por_please_ya - wiz has conjured a hack to trap evie.

King Tenz vs Riviat - Tenzy will send Riv in a state of discord.

FreoGirl vs Callums_Guns - imagine having your pants pulled down by a rookie.

Over The Post vs TY24 - Posty is the perfect size and pace to be an elite rover. Word has it TY24 has been disciplined behind closed doors after admitting his favourite vegan restaurant is McDonalds.

Player to Watch
Wickzki to come of the bench and have a big impact.

Bold Prediction
philreich to post our game and be so impressed he'll be an OOB next season.

is snogging behind play allowed?

 

[U2tigers]

is snogging behind play allowed?

Whatever it takes to keep Callums_Guns from getting a touch of the qooty is good.

 

[FreoGirl]

Whatever it takes to keep Callums_Guns from getting a touch of the qooty is good.

he's my BF crush

 

[PhenomenalV1]

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The OOB LG got together this afternoon to discuss Mrs Turbo's pins our opening match of the season and which Hawks we need to lock up down.

First a couple of observations. Whilst Braklet looks right at home in the hot tub why da faq is Wiz wearing a helmet?

Second is that Colonel Sanders looking after us?

Lets take a closer look at the week so far.

The Dirty Half Dozen
DemurePrincess kenneyswarriors Over The Post Irish BlueBagger U2tigers and myblueroan have shown this week they're ready to get down and dirty on Sunday. When I asked kenney for a quote he said "we have all the tools to get it done." Meanwhile Posty stole my toasted ham and cheese sanger and gave me the bird.

Hawkish
The LG are liking the work of some our oppo. SM Tarkyn_24 Strigoi Callums_Guns eth-dog and Itsmyshow have been good value. However when I asked CG for a quote all he did was say something incoherent about Bono and walk off in a huff.

Match Ups to Watch
BRAB vs Biggie - BRAB is a Fred medalist and a genuine star. Biggie must be fair dinkum shitting his pants.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden vs Tarkyn_24 - Harvey is a savvy qootier. He'll pinch, punch and blow in Tarks ear. Whatever it takes to distract Tarks from kicking goals.

U2tigers vs Strigoi - I've never seen Bono so up and about. This could get ugly for the whole of Sweet by the time he's finished with strigs.

thewizardmelon vs por_please_ya - wiz has conjured a hack to trap evie.

King Tenz vs Riviat - Tenzy will send Riv in a state of discord.

FreoGirl vs Callums_Guns - imagine having your pants pulled down by a rookie.

Over The Post vs TY24 - Posty is the perfect size and pace to be an elite rover. Word has it TY24 has been disciplined behind closed doors after admitting his favourite vegan restaurant is McDonalds.

Player to Watch
Wickzki to come of the bench and have a big impact.

Bold Prediction
philreich to post our game and be so impressed he'll be an OOB next season.

Braklet not even getting a mention?

I guess he KNOWS he's not gonna beat me, so he isn't even gonna try! So Tigerturbulance! You take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning on Sunday. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 chan—percents...I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning on Sunday!

Señor Turbo, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you on Sunday!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Señor Turbo, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you on Sunday!

Yeah I never really got algebra so I’ll take your word for it but I’m dubious.

 

[BRAB]

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The OOB LG got together this afternoon to discuss Mrs Turbo's pins our opening match of the season and which Hawks we need to lock up down.

First a couple of observations. Whilst Braklet looks right at home in the hot tub why da faq is Wiz wearing a helmet?

Second is that Colonel Sanders looking after us?

Lets take a closer look at the week so far.

The Dirty Half Dozen
DemurePrincess kenneyswarriors Over The Post Irish BlueBagger U2tigers and myblueroan have shown this week they're ready to get down and dirty on Sunday. When I asked kenney for a quote he said "we have all the tools to get it done." Meanwhile Posty stole my toasted ham and cheese sanger and gave me the bird.

Hawkish
The LG are liking the work of some our oppo. SM Tarkyn_24 Strigoi Callums_Guns eth-dog and Itsmyshow have been good value. However when I asked CG for a quote all he did was say something incoherent about Bono and walk off in a huff.

Match Ups to Watch
BRAB vs Biggie - BRAB is a Fred medalist and a genuine star. Biggie must be fair dinkum shitting his pants.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden vs Tarkyn_24 - Harvey is a savvy qootier. He'll pinch, punch and blow in Tarks ear. Whatever it takes to distract Tarks from kicking goals.

U2tigers vs Strigoi - I've never seen Bono so up and about. This could get ugly for the whole of Sweet by the time he's finished with strigs.

thewizardmelon vs por_please_ya - wiz has conjured a hack to trap evie.

King Tenz vs Riviat - Tenzy will send Riv in a state of discord.

FreoGirl vs Callums_Guns - imagine having your pants pulled down by a rookie.

Over The Post vs TY24 - Posty is the perfect size and pace to be an elite rover. Word has it TY24 has been disciplined behind closed doors after admitting his favourite vegan restaurant is McDonalds.

Player to Watch
Wickzki to come of the bench and have a big impact.

Bold Prediction
philreich to post our game and be so impressed he'll be an OOB next season.

I actually have a lot of respect for Biggie since I won that werewolf game last week

 

[DemurePrincess]

he's my BF crush

Surely you want to aim a bit higher

 

[SM]

I actually have a lot of respect for Biggie since I won that werewolf game last week

That's still going? Next you'll tell me the song contest is still a thing.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Right, if that’s the case then I’m expecting six goals and two father-sons from this match.

Tarks, you might slip a couple through the big sicks but there is no way I'm fathering your children

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarks, you might slip a couple through the big sicks but there is no way I'm fathering your children

They told me after 500 games and 1,000 goals I’d be irresistible to everyone

 

[BRAB]

That's still going? Next you'll tell me the song contest is still a thing.

It’s much more fun now without The Filth Wizard reading everyone’s PM’s to win.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Someone ripped it off me PhenomenalV1 ???...
But gotta say Im not too unhappy about that

See, I thought Tigerturbulance wasn't meant to know about that...

 

[por_please_ya]

wiz has conjured a hack to trap evie.

I WILL ESCAPE

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I WILL ESCAPE

I see the purple monkeys but where is the dishwasher?