Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park

[Tonga Bob]

Well would you take a look at Mr Fancy 'I've still got hair on my head' over there!

to be fair he hasn't included the top of his head so I'm picturing omgfridge rocking the Bogan Monk - bald on top and mullet on the back

 

[Raveneyes]

to be fair he hasn't included the top of his head so I'm picturing omgfridge rocking the Bogan Monk - bald on top and mullet on the back

Preaching in the front, party in the back, with the bogan monks beer of choice.

 

[Raveneyes]

You guys aren't really helping divert this from pornhub references.

I stopped watching pr0n. Not because it's unhealthy, but because I've watched them all.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I stopped watching pr0n. Not because it's unhealthy, but because I've watched them all.

Story checks out. Mazel tov to you Sir.

 

[FootyGuy13]

You guys aren't really helping divert this from pornhub references.

What do you want to talk about then? Shall we talk about Australian breaker Raygun doing her best Homer impression at the Olympics last night?

 

[Tonga Bob]

What do you want to talk about then? Shall we talk about Australian breaker Raygun doing her best Homer impression at the Olympics last night?

If that doesn't inspire a generation of poppin' and lockin' then I don't know what will.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

What do you want to talk about then? Shall we talk about Australian breaker Raygun doing her best Homer impression at the Olympics last night?

I didn't even watch it, feel like I've got 3rd hand embarrassment from it.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

If that doesn't inspire a generation of poppin' and lockin' then I don't know what will.

I'll bet there are some pretty excited epileptics out there right now.

 

[FootyGuy13]

If that doesn't inspire a generation of poppin' and lockin' then I don't know what will.

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I'll bet there are some pretty excited epileptics out there right now.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Poor old Raygun (if that's their real name) is getting absolutely RINSED on the TL aye

 

[ShaunDuggan]

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She was saying all her moves were original.

What a fraud.

 

[spudmaster]

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I thought she was having a seizure initially.
Looked like magikarp.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Wosh

 

[Wosh]

Wosh

 

[Feraligatr]

What do you want to talk about then? Shall we talk about Australian breaker Raygun doing her best Homer impression at the Olympics last night?

how tf is Breakdancing an Olympic sport?

 

[FootyGuy13]

how tf is Breakdancing an Olympic sport?

How is Painting an Olympic Sport? How is Electric Taxi Driving an Olympic Sport?

Answer: The French.

 

[spudmaster]

They should've opted for team breaking, as opposed to individual. If they could replicate some of the stuff from the Step Up films it'd be awesome to watch.

 

[spudmaster]

Borderline contortionist stuff from this dude.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

how tf is Breakdancing an Olympic sport?

One and done Olympic sport.

Some of the moves Raygun was doing, I do in the middle of night when I'm trying to get to sleep.

 

[Feraligatr]

How is Painting an Olympic Sport? How is Electric Taxi Driving an Olympic Sport?

Answer: The French.

You had me at Electric Taxi driving.

 

[Raveneyes]

LA Olympics in 2028 has six new (some returning) sports.
Baseball (men), Softball (women), T20 Cricket (not kidding), Flag Football, Lacrosse, and Squash.

Coney Island's favoured sports of Tree Climbing and IPA Chugging were considered but ultimately left out. Bastards.

 

[James Colorado]

LA Olympics in 2028 has six new (some returning) sports.
Baseball (men), Softball (women), T20 Cricket (not kidding), Flag Football, Lacrosse, and Squash.

Coney Island's favoured sports of Tree Climbing and IPA Chugging were considered but ultimately left out. Bastards.

If we don't medal at T20, we might as well just sink the country and go our separate ways.

Or we could sink NZ instead, that'll do it.

Or we could just sink NZ anyway, for the lulz. Most of them are already here anyway, why not make it official?

 

[FootyGuy13]

LA Olympics in 2028 has six new (some returning) sports.
Baseball (men), Softball (women), T20 Cricket (not kidding), Flag Football, Lacrosse, and Squash.

Coney Island's favoured sports of Tree Climbing and IPA Chugging were considered but ultimately left out. Bastards.

I like how you go "not kidding" for T20 Cricket but don't give us an explanation about "Flag Football".

Also, Brisbane 2032 might bring in Rugby 9s (since Rugby 7s is Union and Rugby 9s is League), Netball, Trail Running, Ultimate Frisbee and/or Frisbee Golf, and Surf Life Saving.

 

[James Colorado]

I stopped watching pr0n. Not because it's unhealthy, but because I've watched them all.

I'm amazed you watched them all to the end.

I wonder what it's like being a pornstar, getting out of gonzo and into an actual film, doing your best, most athletic work (and not even completely flubbing the acting part), and then when the film comes put you see your scene is the last one. HARDLY ANYONE IS EVEN GOING TO SEE IT!!!!

 

[James Colorado]

I like how you go "not kidding" for T20 Cricket but don't give us an explanation about "Flag Football".

Also, Brisbane 2032 might bring in Rugby 9s (since Rugby 7s is Union and Rugby 9s is League), Netball, Trail Running, Ultimate Frisbee and/or Frisbee Golf, and Surf Life Saving.

If we're bringing in Ultimate Frisbee, I feel hacky sack can't be too far off.