Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 6 - Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mobbs]

We're not playing all the quarters! We need to play all the quarters!
All the quarters! Play them!

 

[damicky]

Wake up roys

It is well past your bedtime

 

[TheGoatBaron]

FFS

 

[Mobbs]

4 : 23.41 {rFP} - Goal number 2 to RPCB .
ROYS FFC : 14.11.95
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 14.6.90
4 : 23.45 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 23.53 {C} - tigs2010 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 23.57 - <<< Ticky009 is coming on to replace philreich >>>
4 : 24.06 {C} - tigs2010 is now off and running.
4 : 24.1 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to jackster83.
4 : 24.14 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of GremioPower.
4 : 24.18 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 24.22 {CHF} - GremioPower with a moment to look downfield.

No more than 10 pieces of commentary left. #fourthwallw***er

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

It is well past your bedtime

I haven't gotten out of bed yet

 

[Mooch]

3 : 24.47 {lFP} - Quick hands to Mooch.
3 : 24.51 {lFP} - Not a lot of daylight for @Mooch to aim at.
3 : 24.55 {lFP} - What a goal.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
ROYS FFC : 11.10.76
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 9.3.57
=====================================
ROYS FFC : 12.10.82
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 9.3.57

Daylight is overrated. I eat my carrots.

Try being an Everton supporter

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

2 : 9.42 {C} - fitzroybowiedog 's tripped over his own feet and BloodySwan just has to pick the ball up next to him.

Skills!

View attachment 2098236

Sounds like me.

 

[BloodySwan]

Ahhhhhh!!!!

 

[damicky]

as long as that where you born it ok to support them . otherwise we question WHY

Only 17,000 kilometres away

 

[Mobbs]

Daylight is overrated. I eat my carrots.

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Mooch can you please not quote commentary of a different quarter that includes the siren bit when there's a close game getting close to full time!!!!

 

[Ant Bear]

Haha, Roys are Hawthorned!

ROYS FFC : 14.11.95
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 14.6.90
4 : 23.45 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 23.53 {C} - tigs2010 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 23.57 - <<< Ticky009 is coming on to replace philreich >>>
4 : 24.06 {C} - tigs2010 is now off and running.
4 : 24.1 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to jackster83.
4 : 24.14 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of GremioPower.
4 : 24.18 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 24.22 {CHF} - @GremioPower with a moment to look downfield.

Kick straight, GremioPower !

 

[Mooch]

We're not playing all the quarters! We need to play all the quarters!
All the quarters! Play them!

Somebody said something about that earlier. Can't recall who.

 

[Raz]

Only 17,000 kilometres away

feel free to choose a team closer to home

 

[MWPP]

4 : 24.26 {CHF} - GremioPower is crunched in a tackle by Ed_Gein.
4 : 24.3 {CHB} - Ed_Gein sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 24.34 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Phar Ace.
4 : 24.38 {lW} - Nice mark by Phar Ace.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - Phar Ace with the ball now.
4 : 24.47 {lW} - Phar Ace has time to take a bounce.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - Finds 3KZ is Football with a handball.
4 : 24.55 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards windyhill.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
ROYS FFC : 14.11.95
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 14.6.90
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[MWPP]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs SCS SENIORS
ROY               4    4        8    7        11   10       14   11   95       
SCS               5    0        6    2        9    3        14   6    90       
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  SCS         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
SpecialBru  0  12 4  13 1  2  0  1  0   86  My Cotchin   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Reardo      0  7  6  4  0  0  0  0  0   47  spookism     0  6  4  3  0  0  3  0  0   27
JackNah_8   0  7  4  5  0  1  1  0  0   41  sataris      0  5  1  4  2  0  0  1  0   40
Aristotle   0  8  7  6  1  0  1  0  0   58  MP_          0  6  5  6  0  0  0  0  0   45
Ed_Gein     0  7  6  4  2  0  0  0  0   55  serial_thr   0  6  7  7  1  0  2  0  0   51
Mobbs       0  9  5  7  1  0  1  0  0   57  GotTheGood   0  5  2  7  2  0  4  1  0   37
3KZ is Foo  0  13 7  11 2  2  2  0  0   86  jackster83   0  16 7  6  2  1  4  0  0   78
windyhill   0  6  5  5  1  0  1  0  0   44  tigs2010     0  12 6  6  3  1  0  0  0   79
Phar Ace    0  14 7  12 1  1  5  0  0   77  ant555       0  14 7  11 2  0  2  1  0   93
HinkleysHe  0  7  5  6  0  1  2  0  0   43  Raz          0  10 3  3  0  2  0  2  2   61
_Mike_      0  4  1  2  0  1  0  0  0   20  GremioPowe   0  6  6  5  0  0  0  1  0   52
Elmer_Haus  0  5  4  7  0  0  0  0  1   42  edgie        0  2  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    9
Dicky Fitz  0  2  0  1  0  0  0  1  1   15  RPCB         0  5  1  0  1  0  0  2  1   35
TheGoatBar  0  5  0  0  0  2  0  4  1   42  okeydoke7    0  5  1  0  0  0  0  4  1   43
Mooch       0  6  0  0  2  0  0  3  3   47  Rodney Dan   0  1  0  0  0  0  1  1  0    6
DERRINALPH  12 6  0  10 5  1  1  1  1   75  Ant Bear     12 9  0  7  2  5  0  1  0   72
fitzroybow  0  14 0  7  12 4  1  1  3  114  BloodySwan   0  4  0  9  5  1  2  0  0   45
royboy2     0  15 0  6  6  3  1  3  1  100  Ticky009     0  2  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   16
Roylion     0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  philreich    0  4  0  7  6  5  0  0  0   55
judge judy  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  damicky      0  10 7  9  0  1  0  0  2   72

            ROY   SCS
Hitouts   : 12   12 
Kicks     : 150  128 
Marks     : 62   58 
Handballs : 108  95 
Tackles   : 34   26 
Frees For : 18   16 
Frees Ag. : 16   18 
Smothers  : 1    1 
Ironouts  : 13   7 
Inside50  : 16   18 
Goals     : 14   14 
Behinds   : 11   6

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
5.55 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 1 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to SpecialBruce (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
7.16 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 1 point(s).
10.15 - Goal to Rodney Dangerfield (SCS) - SCS by 5 point(s).
11.19 - Goal to sataris (SCS) - SCS by 11 point(s).
13 - Rushed behind to ROY - SCS by 10 point(s).
13.29 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - SCS by 4 point(s).
19.34 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - SCS by 10 point(s).
22.16 - Rushed behind to ROY - SCS by 9 point(s).
22.53 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - SCS by 8 point(s).
23.28 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - SCS by 2 point(s).
23.53 - Goal to Ant Bear (SCS) - SCS by 8 point(s).
24.51 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - SCS by 2 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.46 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 4 point(s).
1.36 - Behind to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 5 point(s).
5.1 - Behind to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
7.2 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
8.53 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 24 point(s).
12.36 - Behind to damicky (SCS) - ROY by 23 point(s).
13.16 - Behind to Raz (SCS) - ROY by 22 point(s).
17.57 - Behind to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 23 point(s).
18.38 - Goal to GotTheGoodes (SCS) - ROY by 17 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.3 - Goal to ant555 (SCS) - ROY by 11 point(s).
2.19 - Goal to RPCB (SCS) - ROY by 5 point(s).
6.26 - Behind to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
7 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
9.51 - Goal to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
10.5 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 24 point(s).
13.45 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 18 point(s).
15.55 - Rushed behind to SCS - ROY by 17 point(s).
23.2 - Behind to Elmer_Hauser (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
24.1 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 19 point(s).

Final Quarter :
25 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 25 point(s).
1.12 - Goal to Raz (SCS) - ROY by 19 point(s).
2.4 - Behind to damicky (SCS) - ROY by 18 point(s).
7.24 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 24 point(s).
10.54 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 30 point(s).
13.21 - Goal to GremioPower (SCS) - ROY by 24 point(s).
14.45 - Behind to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 25 point(s).
17.45 - Behind to RPCB (SCS) - ROY by 24 point(s).
18.17 - Behind to Raz (SCS) - ROY by 23 point(s).
19.13 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 17 point(s).
22.08 - Goal to Raz (SCS) - ROY by 11 point(s).
23.45 - Goal to RPCB (SCS) - ROY by 5 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
Roylion              0 (On) 87 (Off) Total : 87%
Reardo               0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (On) 65.1 (Off) 83.56 (On) Total : 81%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) Total : 100%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
SpecialBruce         0 (On) 83.56 (Off) 87 (On) Total : 96%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
HinkleysHeroes       0 (On) Total : 100%
JackNah_8            0 (On) 64.58 (Off) 65.1 (On) Total : 99%
_Mike_               0 (On) 9.3 (Off) 64.58 (On) Total : 45%
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) Total : 100%
TheGoatBaron         0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) Total : 100%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Hauser         0 (Off) 9.3 (On) Total : 89%
judge judy           0 (Off) Total : 0%

SCS
Ticky009             0 (On) 96.47 (Off) 98.57 (On) Total : 97%
spookism             0 (On) Total : 100%
RPCB                 0 (On) Total : 100%
MP_                  0 (On) Total : 100%
serial_thrilla       0 (On) Total : 100%
tigs2010             0 (On) 67.16 (Off) 80.31 (On) Total : 86%
jackster83           0 (On) Total : 100%
GotTheGoodes         0 (On) 62.17 (Off) 67.16 (On) Total : 95%
ant555               0 (On) Total : 100%
Raz                  0 (On) Total : 100%
GremioPower          0 (On) Total : 100%
damicky              0 (On) 83.01 (Off) Total : 83%
sataris              0 (On) 37.56 (Off) 62.17 (On) Total : 75%
okeydoke7            0 (On) Total : 100%
Rodney Dangerfield   0 (On) Total : 100%
Ant Bear             0 (On) Total : 100%
BloodySwan           0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich            0 (On) 98.57 (Off) Total : 98%
My Cotchin Rules     0 (Off) 96.47 (On) Total : 3%
edgie                0 (Off) 37.56 (On) 80.31 (Off) 83.01 (On) Total : 59%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, 3KZ is Football either broke even with ant555 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• While not all all one-way, Ant Bear came out tops over the brave DERRINALPHIL. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Toe to toe throughout, Aristotle Pickett and damicky were well-matched - there was no victor. - 77m from 2 to 79.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Aristotle Pickett exposed edgie's frailties. - 11m from 86 to 97.
• In a resume-material performance, fitzroybowiedog had BloodySwan's measure. - 96m from 1 to 97.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Dicky Fitzwell had edgie's measure. - 1m from 56 to 57.
• In what was a very slow day for both, RPCB won the bout with Dicky Fitzwell. - 11m from 12 to 23.
• While very slim pickings for both players, sataris did very well against Dicky Fitzwell. - 45m from 29 to 74.
• Toe to toe throughout, Ed_Gein did well against GremioPower. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that MP_ had the better game against Elmer_Hauser - although there was very little in it. - 78m from 13 to 91.
• While very slim pickings for both players, HinkleysHeroes had the better of GotTheGoodes. - 16m from 73 to 89.
• In an enthralling contest, SpecialBruce had the better of GotTheGoodes. - 58m from 1 to 59.
• In an enthralling contest, tigs2010 won the bout with HinkleysHeroes. - 56m from 5 to 61.
• Despite neither player having much impact, RPCB won the bout with JackNah_8. - 21m from 77 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, serial_thrilla and JackNah_8 were hard to separate - though serial_thrilla was slightly more effective. - 61m from 0 to 61.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Raz either broke even with Mobbs or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Mooch exposed Ticky009's frailties. - 78m from 5 to 83.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that MP_ had the better game against Mike - although there was very little in it. - 5m from 0 to 5.
• Toe to toe throughout, jackster83 either broke even with Phar Ace or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, royboy2 had philreich's measure. - 95m from 1 to 96.
• In an epic battle, Reardo and okeydoke7 were hard to separate - though Reardo was slightly more effective. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Roylion did well against Rodney Dangerfield. - 68m from 10 to 78.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Rodney Dangerfield was slightly more polished than SpecialBruce. - 0m from 98 to 98.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, RPCB and windyhill were evenly matched. - 26m from 38 to 64.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, windyhill and sataris were well-matched - there was no victor. - 14m from 3 to 17.
• Neither having much reason to brag, edgie did very well against SpecialBruce. - 6m from 71 to 77.
• In what was a very slow day for both, sataris won the bout with SpecialBruce. - 8m from 62 to 70.
• Neither having much reason to brag, SpecialBruce came out tops over the brave tigs2010. - 1m from 80 to 81.
• In quite a display, TheGoatBaron exposed spookism's frailties. - 84m from 5 to 89.
• In what was a very slow day for both, royboy2 exposed Ticky009's frailties. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, tigs2010 won the bout with windyhill. - 13m from 86 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, serial_thrilla and Mike were hard to separate - though serial_thrilla was slightly more effective. - 18m from 73 to 91.

 

[Ant Bear]

Mooch can you please not quote commentary of a different quarter that includes the siren bit when there's a close game getting close to full time!!!!

Yeah, try and keep up, Mooch

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Phew

 

[damicky]

No more than 10 pieces of commentary left. #fourthwallw***er

EDIT:

 

[Mooch]

3 : 2.07 {rFP} - The bounce favours RPCB and he is off and running.
3 : 2.11 {rFP} - @RPCB wants a goal.
3 : 2.15 {rFP} - And RPCB gets it.
ROYS FFC : 8.7.55
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 8.2.50

Come on Roys. This is too close for comfort.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Try being an Everton supporter

Hey long suffering Leeds fan standing right here

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

Easy win in the end

 

[BloodySwan]

4 : 24.26 {CHF} - GremioPower is crunched in a tackle by Ed_Gein.
4 : 24.3 {CHB} - Ed_Gein sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 24.34 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Phar Ace.
4 : 24.38 {lW} - Nice mark by Phar Ace.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - Phar Ace with the ball now.
4 : 24.47 {lW} - Phar Ace has time to take a bounce.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - Finds 3KZ is Football with a handball.
4 : 24.55 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards windyhill.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
ROYS FFC : 14.11.95
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 14.6.90
=====================================



Match Over!

Why you do this to me you tease?

 

[BloodySwan]

Hey long suffering Leeds fan standing right here

Why they ever sacked Bielsa

 

[Ant Bear]

Ah, too bad, so sad, never mind, bad luck Rats.

Thanks Roys, sorry I wasn't around much this week, I had some personal things going on.

See you next time!

 

[MWPP]

Why you do this to me you tease?

You can thank philreich