Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Phar Ace]

I'm here to score at least 7 goals.

That's the same as 7 faculty rules isn't it......

 

[Phar Ace]

I'm here to post at least 7 times.

You'll be able to count them on one hand!

 

[Phar Ace]

Good morning Warriors and Gibbons, happy Buscemi Friday to you all.

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I'm off to Melbs for the foopy!

Nothing quite like hearing about a Hawk supporter wasting so much money - warms the cockles of my heart!

 

[Dinsdale]

Nothing quite like hearing about a Hawk supporter wasting so much money - warms the cockles of my heart!

Nice melt

 

[FootyGuy13]

The Coney Island fitness test:

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We didn't use those vegan hotdogs though, right?

...right?

 

[Tonga Bob]

We didn't use those vegan hotdogs though, right?

...right?

You mean carrots? No. No we did not.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Time to play Upwigs.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Shut up I'll run my own gag.

Time to play Upwigs.

What's Upwigs?

Elton Johns Wig ​

 

[FootyGuy13]

Time to play Upwigs.

Who's Steve Jobs?

 

[spudmaster]

Good morning Warriors and Gibbons, happy Buscemi Friday to you all.

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I'm off to Melbs for the foopy!

Safe flight mate. Feel free to bring some decent weather down with you as it's been utter ratshit here of late.

 

[Dinsdale]

Who's Steve Jobs?

Rich bastards for 200

 

[spudmaster]

Shout-out to my lovely manager at work who accommodated my request to start and GTFO early today to make foopy shenanigans more smooth. It almost makes up for your years of being a complete and utter twat!
Was clock-watching all morning anyhow.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Shut up I'll run my own gag.


What's Upwigs?

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Elton Johns Wig ​

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Where's our resident guru 3KZ?

I hope he hasn't been banned again!

 

[Mooch]

I need to pull my finger out after last week's dismal effort.

I may need to be moved away from goals if I don't impact the scoreboard or assist in more goals.

Go easy on me this week Warriors

I love your tactics. Make them think you're out of sorts and then BANG! 20 possies and 4 goals.

The fitness test must have had a really low bar to pass

Can you hold a litre of beer in each hand long enough to drink it?



You're in.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Picture this: I’m strutting through the mall, feeling like the epitome of cool. Suddenly, my cap decides it’s had enough of my head and makes a dramatic leap to the floor. I freeze, eyes darting around like a spy in a heist movie, scanning for witnesses.

Relief washes over me as I realize no one saw my cap’s rebellious act. I scoop it up, dust off the imaginary dirt, and continue my mall adventure, confidence restored.

Fast forward to home sweet home. I kick back, ready to forget the day’s minor mishap, when my phone buzzes. It’s a message from an unknown number: “I saw everything.”

Cue the dramatic music. My cap’s betrayal wasn’t as secret as I thought!

Ever had a moment like that before?

 

[spudmaster]

Picture this: I’m strutting through the mall, feeling like the epitome of cool. Suddenly, my cap decides it’s had enough of my head and makes a dramatic leap to the floor. I freeze, eyes darting around like a spy in a heist movie, scanning for witnesses.
Relief washes over me as I realize no one saw my cap’s rebellious act. I scoop it up, dust off the imaginary dirt, and continue my mall adventure, confidence restored.
Fast forward to home sweet home. I kick back, ready to forget the day’s minor mishap, when my phone buzzes. It’s a message from an unknown number: “I saw everything.”
Cue the dramatic music. My cap’s betrayal wasn’t as secret as I thought!
Ever had a moment like that before?

Yeah but it's usually my pants that have dropped.

 

[spudmaster]

And because it's still Friday1 somewhere in the country:

 

[Phar Ace]

Nice melt

Dinners, ecstatic much?

 

[Dinsdale]

Dinners, ecstatic much?

Very. Also have a sore head.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Can you hold a litre of beer in each hand long enough to drink it?

Nope.

You're in.

Neat, Imma go drink some Choccy Milk.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I'm here to score at least 7 goals.

I'll score twice that playing from whatever position I've been named in.

 

[FootyGuy13]

I need to pull my finger out after last week's dismal effort.

I may need to be moved away from goals if I don't impact the scoreboard or assist in more goals.

Go easy on me this week Warriors

You reckon your game tomorrow will go any worse than it did on Thursday?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Well i am happy the NFL is back.

Not happy the Philadelphia Eagles are winning though, they reek as bad as the Baghdad Bombers and Combined.

 

[Freofalcon]

Picture this: I’m strutting through the mall, feeling like the epitome of cool. Suddenly, my cap decides it’s had enough of my head and makes a dramatic leap to the floor. I freeze, eyes darting around like a spy in a heist movie, scanning for witnesses.

Relief washes over me as I realize no one saw my cap’s rebellious act. I scoop it up, dust off the imaginary dirt, and continue my mall adventure, confidence restored.

Fast forward to home sweet home. I kick back, ready to forget the day’s minor mishap, when my phone buzzes. It’s a message from an unknown number: “I saw everything.”

Cue the dramatic music. My cap’s betrayal wasn’t as secret as I thought!

Ever had a moment like that before?

I pick my nose and eat it