Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Roys FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Robertio]

Can we talk about turning my house into an air BnB?

Smart move, you'll need it when you come home.

 

[por_please_ya]

Yeah! Wait till you ask por_please_ya to do some refurbs… fab work but a little behind the style times

Oi! My work is in high demand I'll have you know!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oi! My work is in high demand I'll have you know!

Oh I know! Look at the Camel Cavern! I should really check the books since that place opened… did I even open it???

Imagine it being closed all this time.. the camels would be dead and the strippers would be fat from comfort eating

 

[Mobbs]

Can I get a cinema?

Jesus christ you don't ask much. There's a cinema in town.

 

[Mobbs]

Oi! My work is in high demand I'll have you know!

Was this your first bad yelp review?

 

[Mobbs]

Oh I know! Look at the Camel Cavern! I should really check the books since that place opened… did I even open it???

Imagine it being closed all this time.. the camels would be dead and the strippers would be fat from comfort eating

Camel meat is similar in taste and texture to beef.

 

[Robertio]

Jesus christ you don't ask much. There's a cinema in town.

A bit of competition never hurt anyone.

 

[myblueroan]

Can I get a cinema?

MAke it a drive- in so I can go too?

 

[Mobbs]

A bit of competition never hurt anyone.

An indie cinema playing weird softcore schlock horror with subtitles would be right up on fitzroybowiedog 's alley, so maybe there should be one right on fitzroybowiedog's alley.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Jesus christ you don't ask much. There's a cinema in town.

I have an epic idea for a business Mobbs

Let’s negotiate a plot shall we???

 

[DemurePrincess]

Camel meat is similar in taste and texture to beef.

I think you just earned yourself a IGNORE from kenneyswarriors

 

[Robertio]

And indie cinema playing weird softcore schlock horror with subtitles would be right up on fitzroybowiedog 's alley, so maybe there should be one right on fitzroybowiedog's alley.

Has he got his own alley?

 

[Mobbs]

Has he got his own alley?

His house is on Bowie Circuit in a valley known as fitzroybowiedog 's Depression.

It runs around from Waverley Rd in Waverley, goes behind Hungry Tarks, and circles back to meet Visro Pde in Spotswood.

I'm there in-game now casing the area for where to put a tucked-away cinema.

Speaking of tucked away, damn those strippers sure got stuck into that camel meat!

 

[Dingster]

Together?


Already posed the question! We think so alike we are essentially the same person.


What is that? You want me to install a wifi router?


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Yeahnah Sweet is a grungy city and we're all poor. Nothing too fancy sorry. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DREAM!

Thankfully not even Mobbs knows about my secret tunnels.

 

[Mobbs]

Occasionally when using the air turbine the pitch changes which means the head has to be replaced. I threaten the patient with the cost of the new head


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You do clarify that its the tool which needs its head replaced, right?

Right?

 

[Robertio]

I think you just earned yourself a IGNORE from kenneyswarriors

Yeah he is going to come out fighting when he sees that.

 

[por_please_ya]

Oh I know! Look at the Camel Cavern! I should really check the books since that place opened… did I even open it???

Imagine it being closed all this time.. the camels would be dead and the strippers would be fat from comfort eating

Did we not have an official opening ceremony?!

 

[Mobbs]

Yeah he is going to come out fighting when he sees that.

I have literally named a town Baron Chevon ages back and am still waiting for the penny to drop and TheGoatBaron to block me

 

[Dingster]

Jesus christ you don't ask much. There's a cinema in town.

I think you underestimate how lazy fitzroybowiedog is!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Jesus christ you don't ask much. There's a cinema in town.

Fine.






Is it an IMAX? Can I also purchase it? I feel when I eventually retire I'd like to run a bespoke cinema.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I think you underestimate how lazy fitzroybowiedog is!

I'm conserving my energy.

 

[Mobbs]

Fine.






Is it an IMAX? Can I also purchase it? I feel when I eventually retire I'd like to run a bespoke cinema.

It's an IMIN

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did we not have an official opening ceremony?!

Did you organise it? I didn’t

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yeah he is going to come out fighting when he sees that.

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[Fleabane]

I have an epic idea for a business Mobbs

Let’s negotiate a plot shall we???
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I can see it now...