Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Roys FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Braklet]

Looks like grandad escaped on the Senior citz outing!!

Looks like grandpappy is feeling a stirring in his loins for the first time in decades

 

[DemurePrincess]

Looks like grandpappy is feeling a stirring in his loins for the first time in decades

Yep! Wearing his skirt and all!! He’s not sure which way he’s going…. But right now it’s up!

 

[Robertio]

Looks like grandad escaped on the Senior citz outing!!

You can't knock someone having a good time.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You can't knock someone having a good time.

Wanna bet??

 

[DemurePrincess]

Umm! Robertio those aren’t jelly beans just saying!

How many did you eat???

 

[_Mike_]

oh crap it's Friday already.

 

[_Mike_]

that cannot be unseen now

 

[_Mike_]

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Better???

Roys match day transport.

 

[Robertio]

Umm! Robertio those aren’t jelly beans just saying!

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Too many

 

[DemurePrincess]

Too many

Nothing like copping a slap from Robertio Friday lunch time

 

[Robertio]

Nothing like copping a slap from Robertio Friday lunch time

I'd do anything to get a hot dog.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Seriously though? What did you look up to find a gif like that? Ya know how most gif’s are fairly obvious???

Hot dog slap?
Hard dog?
Hard slap?
Get out of my way dog?
Grandma likes hard dogs?
Is that a hot dog in your pocket or you happy to see me?

 

[Robertio]

Seriously though? What did you look up to find a gif like that? Ya know how most gif’s are fairly obvious???

Hot dog slap?
Hard dog?
Hard slap?
Get out of my way dog?
Grandma likes hard dogs?
Is that a hot dog in your pocket or you happy to see me?

I've used it before, i forget why but just type Viagra.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Nothing like copping a slap from Robertio Friday lunch time

Esp on the bum

They don't call Robertio Mr Spanky for nothing

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Seriously though? What did you look up to find a gif like that? Ya know how most gif’s are fairly obvious???

Hot dog slap?
Hard dog?
Hard slap?
Get out of my way dog?
Grandma likes hard dogs?
Is that a hot dog in your pocket or you happy to see me?

I worry about you lot at Ophidian Old Boys

 

[DemurePrincess]

I've used it before, i forget why but just type Viagra.

Whoops! Sorry!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I worry about you lot at Ophidian Old Boys

Having Dingster and Robertio there are automatic red flags Lel

Best of luck to your Swannies tonight Bazza, I am rooting for the Swans to win it all this year (in memory of Grand Uncle Horace)

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

"The quality or state of being banal..."

Definition of BANALITY

something that lacks originality, freshness, or novelty : something banal : commonplace; the quality or state of lacking new or interesting qualities : the quality or state of being banal… See the full definition

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I did not know my definition was on line.

 

[Robertio]

I worry about you lot at Ophidian Old Boys

You can't talk I've been to Mortlake before lol.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

More exciting team building for Robertio. Enjoy #Robertio150

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He should bring a thermos and a sandwich

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Don't you interfere with my shit-stirring with all your "facts" and "logic!"

Facts and logic have no place at the Roys. Come and join us as reality stinks.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Dunno, the game is 30 years old and player-run but the squad logos would deffoes come up on tineye! But he's never mentioned problems.
I'm on a bus now, can look harder when home, if not out drinking.

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Skipper, set the example for us all. Go out drinking.

 

[DemurePrincess]

More exciting team building for Robertio. Enjoy #Robertio150

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I brought them Robertio ….. don’t you worry babes!!?

 

[Robertio]

I brought them Robertio ….. don’t you worry babes!!?


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I love the way you look after me, who's going to look after me when you go?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I love the way you look after me, who's going to look after me when you go?

****s me! But I just want you to shit your pants with dignity while you do Dingster team building drills