So, what AFL-related questions have people asked ChatGTP?

[Shane Heard]

Papley?

 

[Gordon Farkas]

I asked it the following questions:

1. Paul Salmon: Ruckman or Forward?
2. Should Port wear the Prison Bars?
3. Who’s better - Ablett Snr or Jnr?
4. Carlton - Where are they at?

It failed to answer any of them. In fact, they were all of such infinite complexity that the very act of asking them caused the entire ChatGTP system to crash.

It crashed so badly that the fire brigades are still putting out the flames and it is unlikely to ever be restored to operable condition again.

 

[footyfan1978]

Spat this out in less than 10 seconds, not bad but no mention of John Elliott and salary cap penalties, I'd give it a "C-"

Q. Why has the Carlton Football Club been so unsuccessful this century as compared to last century?

A. The Carlton Football Club has been unsuccessful in recent years due to a number of factors, including poor player recruitment, injuries to key players, poor on-field performance, and a lack of success in drafting and developing young talent. Additionally, the club has faced instability in its coaching and administrative staff, which has disrupted its ability to build a consistent winning culture. Overall, the Carlton Football Club's lack of success in recent years is due to a combination of on-field and off-field factors.

I'd give it an F as it did not address the manner of your question of "compared to last century"

 

[Shane Heard]

A very catchy tune I must say ..


Verse 1
Mathew Lloyd, on the field he’s a champion
Bombers number 11 he’s got a heart of gold
Quick on his feet, like the wind blows so fast
On the field, he’s the master who makes things last
Chorus
Mathew Lloyd, the ace of Essendon
With the ball in his hands, he can fly like an eagle
Lead the troops to victory, he never second guess it
The strength of an ox, the skills of a wizard
Verse 2
Master of the field, a beast with a handball
A leader of men, he commands them all
A player of steel, his determination
Rivals can’t compete, falls in admiration
Chorus
Mathew Lloyd, the ace of Essendon
With the ball in his hands, he can fly like an eagle
Lead the troops to victory, he never second guess it
The strength of an ox, the skills of a wizard
Verse 3
No challenge too small, legend on the footy field
Tireless playing long, still never yields
Living legend in the AFL
Forever a champion, always he will prevail

 

[Corn Cobbers]

A very catchy tune I must say ..


Verse 1
Mathew Lloyd, on the field he’s a champion
Bombers number 11 he’s got a heart of gold
Quick on his feet, like the wind blows so fast
On the field, he’s the master who makes things last
Chorus
Mathew Lloyd, the ace of Essendon
With the ball in his hands, he can fly like an eagle
Lead the troops to victory, he never second guess it
The strength of an ox, the skills of a wizard
Verse 2
Master of the field, a beast with a handball
A leader of men, he commands them all
A player of steel, his determination
Rivals can’t compete, falls in admiration
Chorus
Mathew Lloyd, the ace of Essendon
With the ball in his hands, he can fly like an eagle
Lead the troops to victory, he never second guess it
The strength of an ox, the skills of a wizard
Verse 3
No challenge too small, legend on the footy field
Tireless playing long, still never yields
Living legend in the AFL
Forever a champion, always he will prevailView attachment 1602363

Is ChatGTP just Saddam Hussein's former speech writer?

 

[Sentinel]

ChatGPT offers its own alternative history, eat your heart out Colin Carter.

 

[Osho]

Obviously ChatGTP has not watched the replay…


View attachment 1602093

I guess that's the official account. Does CGTP consider the unofficial accounts, witnesses?

 

[Corn Cobbers]

ChatGPT offers its own alternative history, eat your heart out Colin Carter.

View attachment 1602423

So that traumatic Adelaide boot camp was for nothing...

 

[ash_1050]

Herald Sun 1
Chat GPT 0

 

[Shane Heard]

Write a poem about Hamish running over Cotchin’s dog.

The sun was shining down on a million flecks of snow
Little did poor Hamish know what was coming soon, though
His poor little foot pressed hard on the accelerator
When little Cotchin's pup had no reason to fear
The fuzz of the pup's fur, it had no chance to survive
The jolt of the impact, it would take more than strive
Hamish's foot still pressed, smothering the sound of lament
Little did Hamish know he'd cause so much discontent
Shock spread throughout the neighborhood
Along with desolation
Desperately grieving Cotchin sadly shook his head
At the burden to come of such dire consternation
Little did poor Hamish know the guilt he'd soon be feeling
As the tragic result of one quiet day's wheeling
But alas, a lesson to be learned: drive which caution is due
And this accident, it reminded us all of this simple truth.