Event Sweet F.A - Mobbenfuhrer Medal Night - Season 24 - Winner(s) Page 24

[HaroLad]

Well done to KohPhi

Everyone else can GAGF

 

[Ant Bear]

I actually wrote a skit for the start of the show that was tragically omitted (I'm assured it was for time).

For the directors cut...

Hilarious Opening Skit:

"Goddamnit!"

Harolad tossed over. It was going to be another one of these nights, sleep eluding him. "What do i have to do?", he asked himself, running through his recent achievements in his mind. He knew what was wrong, he knew how to set his beloved league straight but nobody would listen about them. The bed shakes as he kicks out at the foot of it in frustration. A giggle emanates from the top bunk. Then another. Two cherubic faces beam down upon him. "Oh Dawn to Dusk, beeg... my beautiful babies. What are we to do?" Haro exclaimed as the boys climb down and nestle in close. Haro lifts his shirt and allows both to clasp on to a nipple each, the initial feeding frenzy followed by the calming sleep nuzzle. "Oh for ****s sake Haro, I'm trying to write the round one match threads", PhenomenalV1 cries from the desk in the corner. "I can't handle this freakiness anymore, tell me when trade week is" he huffs as his focus turns to...

ROUND ONE

Ha! You should have seen my write-up for Hate in the beez MVP

Spoiler: Hate

Hate - 1-10

To make up for his shortcomings as admin, Hate has jiggled the voting patterns of the league to shuffle himself up into another top 10 finish. After being the beneficiary of a Boys Club deal last season that saw him finish top 3, this season he has taken the decision out of the hands of the SFA’s controlling body, and in an autonomous move reminiscent of the great dictators, claimed the prize for himself.

Hate’s posting was nothing special for the Dragons this season; an average of 32 posts per week may seem acceptable, but on closer inspection the quality of much of his posting could be considered to be somewhere between spammer and shitposter.

Hate feels the need to restrict his profile, so an exhaustive search was necessary, to confirm that he actually posted no media of quality this season, and as Admin Announcements are not classified as Media, it is a reasonable position to say that he has been inactive.

This failure of an Administrator should be ashamed of himself for rigging a fantasy football board for his own benefit, with the sole aim of padding his badge field.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Very disappointed Hate chose to use the vanilla one...

 

[HaroLad]

Ha! You should have seen my write-up for Hate in the beez MVP

Spoiler: Hate

Hate - 1-10

To make up for his shortcomings as admin, Hate has jiggled the voting patterns of the league to shuffle himself up into another top 10 finish. After being the beneficiary of a Boys Club deal last season that saw him finish top 3, this season he has taken the decision out of the hands of the SFA’s controlling body, and in an autonomous move reminiscent of the great dictators, claimed the prize for himself.

Hate’s posting was nothing special for the Dragons this season; an average of 32 posts per week may seem acceptable, but on closer inspection the quality of much of his posting could be considered to be somewhere between spammer and shitposter.

Hate feels the need to restrict his profile, so an exhaustive search was necessary, to confirm that he actually posted no media of quality this season, and as Admin Announcements are not classified as Media, it is a reasonable position to say that he has been inactive.

This failure of an Administrator should be ashamed of himself for rigging a fantasy football board for his own benefit, with the sole aim of padding his badge field.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Very disappointed Hate chose to use the vanilla one...

That’s actually a decent write-up.

 

[HaroLad]

That’s actually a decent write-up.

Elton Johns Wig unlike that post right now, I feel dirty.

 

[I Dont Care]

0 votes in your case was actually amazing. I had no idea it was based on tackles.

Didn't I show you my tackle? I'm sure i did

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Elton Johns Wig unlike that post right now, I feel dirty.

No.

You will get credit when it's due, and slapped when it's not. All's fair.
I don't play favourites. It's liberating.

I'm free. Free as a bird.

You could have been the wind beneath my wings HaroChad.

 

[Oddhawk]

No.

You will get credit when it's due, and slapped when it's not. All's fair.
I don't play favourites. It's liberating.

I'm free. Free as a bird.

You could have been the wind beneath my wings HaroChad.

He's not fit to be a bubble in your large intestine EJ...

 

[NaturalDisaster]

There should be a most improved poster award imo.. Hate

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

He's not fit to be a bubble in your large intestine EJ...

SHHHHHH...

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

There should be a most improved poster award imo.. Hate

The Golden Keyboard.

 

[Noobz0r]

Didn't even get close miggs you loser.

Congrats brahj

Noobz: from Mobbs Medallist to 0 votes in one season.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ha! You should have seen my write-up for Hate in the beez MVP

Spoiler: Hate

Hate - 1-10

To make up for his shortcomings as admin, Hate has jiggled the voting patterns of the league to shuffle himself up into another top 10 finish. After being the beneficiary of a Boys Club deal last season that saw him finish top 3, this season he has taken the decision out of the hands of the SFA’s controlling body, and in an autonomous move reminiscent of the great dictators, claimed the prize for himself.

Hate’s posting was nothing special for the Dragons this season; an average of 32 posts per week may seem acceptable, but on closer inspection the quality of much of his posting could be considered to be somewhere between spammer and shitposter.

Hate feels the need to restrict his profile, so an exhaustive search was necessary, to confirm that he actually posted no media of quality this season, and as Admin Announcements are not classified as Media, it is a reasonable position to say that he has been inactive.

This failure of an Administrator should be ashamed of himself for rigging a fantasy football board for his own benefit, with the sole aim of padding his badge field.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Very disappointed Hate chose to use the vanilla one...

Completely fair.

 

[nahnah]

Congrats on the MVP The Filth Wizard
bad luck but well earned top 3 spots Ant Bear + Cloud_

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Didn't I show you my tackle? I'm sure i did

Only significant tackles count unfortunately IDC.

 

[I Dont Care]

Only significant tackles count unfortunately IDC.

Is that why you got a 0?

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Is that why you got a 0?

I have no tackle.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I have no tackle.

brahj on the other hand wins because he’s a real dick.

Jokes love! Well deserved win.

 

[RU_]

Congrats brahj!

 

[Footypie32]

Top 2 disposal getters get 0 votes between us

Lol, do you even qooty, bro?

86 FOOTYPIE32 1

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I thought the song contest was....?

Funnily enough, Plugger was actually on the Demons list for half of a season.

 

[Loonerty]

I just saw Paul McCartney, which was great, but nothing close to brother brahj winning the Mobbs.

Love you bae

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I just saw Paul McCartney, which was great, but nothing close to brother brahj winning the Mobbs.

Love you bae

Ahem.

 

[Loonerty]

Ahem.

Your beez win is less than Paul.

Congratulations bae

 

[spookism]

Well done to those that won something.


I guess

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

No.

You will get credit when it's due, and slapped when it's not. All's fair.
I don't play favourites. It's liberating.

I'm free. Free as a bird.

You could have been the wind beneath my wings HaroChad.

No doubt it would have been more like the Colleen Hewitt version!