Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo

[Marns]

Hi guys, just wondering if anyone thinks Robbo has taken up an editorial spot in the online part of the Hun,

There,s a new video up there with Stevens and Edmund called "Introduign Mr & Miss September". I'm not sure what 'introduign' means, but, maybe, Lord, Robbo is teaching us His new language?

 

[Slattery_20]

The players were with the coach behind locked doors, who plainly kept it in perspective and, when they emerged, McGuire released the shackles.

Breathtaking and, eloquent.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

,Well that is just poetry,

 

[Slattery_20]

Why did, you only go, for the one comma in, your name?

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

I just saw Robbos' updated picture on the Tackle - Finals Edition.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle

Has that photo had some "work"?

Or has he had his yearly bath and shave?

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

Why did, you only go, for the one comma in, your name?

,Not enough commitment?, I agree, Slattery,20

I just saw Robbos' updated picture on the Tackle - Finals Edition.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle

Has that photo had some "work"?

Or has he had his yearly bath and shave?

,It is simply that, which, we have all known, The Leader is a sexy machine,

 

[Slattery_20]

I was, quite expectant to, see a lovely picture when you mentioned the shave, and, quite rightly his tackle is looking, great.

 

[StickWithEars]

This, for me, as an ex-HS buyer, was the first time I, had read Robbo's "The Tackle", for some time.

I must say, you, the Cult of Robbo boys, have nailed the Goateed one, commas and all, exceptionally well. I, when reading said column, felt as if commas were jumping out, right from the page, and smacking me in the chops.

Brilliant, well done.

,

 

[Pumbi]

,Robbo?

http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=753414

Its, not his most, comprehensive work, but, question marks, are, warranted,

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

I had a look at that new Robbo Tackle photo again.

I think there's more to it than is at first apparent.

Some ideas:


a) Is there a new Star Trek Series in the offing?

b) Is the great man throwing his invisible hat into the political arena?

c) Is Seven about to run a pilot of Karaoke with the Stars?

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

"The question has to be asked: Was he a player, a good player, or very good player? Unfortunatley for Des, we saw all three."

The Tackle, Monday 13 September 2010

 

[TerryWallet]

I just saw Robbos' updated picture on the Tackle - Finals Edition.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle

Has that photo had some "work"?

Or has he had his yearly bath and shave?

It is Robbo's plea to the producers of 7's primetime edition of Gameday.

TheGreatUnWashedOne was heard muttering:

"So ya's think Ben Cousins is photogenic?, i'll give ya photogenic,....ya bastards,"

 

[grizzlym]

It is Robbo's plea to the producers of 7's primetime edition of Gameday.

TheGreatUnWashedOne was heard muttering:

"So ya's think Ben Cousins is photogenic?, i'll give ya photogenic,....ya bastards,"

Photogenic in a kind of Albie Mangles way.

 

[Ghostwriter]

Won't last long on tv, has a hideous television persona, him and Whateley are cringeworthy, at least David King and Mark McLure add some credibility to AFL 360, but back to Robinson, some of his facial expressions are vomit inducing.

 

[Registered User]

I can't believe that fat bogan is on tv

I heard that he gets paid in beer and smokes

 

[Slattery_20]

The jealousy is blinding you to, the superb persona that is, Mark, Robinson, you will never be able to appreciate a man who is, undoubtedly, one of the pundits of our times, for that I am, truly, sorry, and I note your severe lack of commas which are best used as often as possible, when MS Word suggests.

 

[Davo23]

The jealousy is blinding you to, the superb persona that is, Mark, Robinson, you will never be able to appreciate a man who is, undoubtedly, one of the pundits of our times, for that I am, truly, sorry, and I note your severe lack of commas which are best used as often as possible, when MS Word suggests.

I admire Robbo because he's got street cred - he's a real bloke.

Other similar people I admire:

• The Kardashians
• Tiger Woods
• Kim Jong Il
• The pirate in the Wiggles

.


Long live Robbo!


.

 

[Slattery_20]

hIS genuineness can, be gauged by the fact he refers to himself by a nickname just like real actual footy players give, each other, cleverly chopping the latter syllables off his surname & appending an all-purpose '-o'. You can tell that, players from all clubs, appreciate this, and don't think he's a pretender at all, especially when he casually slips into the use of nicknames, the first time he interviews them.

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

hIS genuineness can, be gauged by the fact he refers to himself by a nickname just like real actual footy players give, each other, cleverly chopping the latter syllables off his surname & appending an all-purpose '-o'. You can tell that, players from all clubs, appreciate this, and don't think he's a pretender at all, especially when he casually slips into the use of nicknames, the first time he interviews them.

He does love taking the nickname for a walk. It's like scratching behind the ear with his hind leg...

Ox, Aka, Johnno, Harvs, Rocket, Buddy, Bomber, Pav, Daisy, Boomer...

 

[TerryWallet]

I have it on good authority his:

Chef de Pizza is named Dommo
Local thirst quencher is named Danno
Dart provider is named Phillo
Body consultant is named Jenno
Suit provider is named Vinny de Paulo

 

[Registered User]

Robbo must have a very patient subby to rewrite his stuff, coz he talks like: "I seen him when he come to the Herald-Sun, so I give him a hand then we both done it.

How does someone who talks like that, write anythink?

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

,He saves all of his genius, for the page,

 

[grizzlym]

I can't believe that fat bogan is on tv

I heard that he gets paid in beer and smokes

Cardworthy.

 

[Lensen]

I'm pretty sure I heard something along these lines on Game Day today.

"Mick (Malthouse), you beat Geelong by being probably the best defensive side we've seen. Now you have to do it again against St Kilda, who would be the best defensive side we've seen."

 

[Slattery_20]

I have it on good authority his:

Chef de Pizza is named Dommo
Local thirst quencher is named Danno
Dart provider is named Phillo
Body consultant is named Jenno
Suit provider is named Vinny de Paulo

Is that the same Ristorante de Pizza that Ando Anderson visits regularly, and, actually has earned a priority, parking space?