Mega Thread The inevitable Essendon verdict megathread - not convicted, but the circus rolls on

[BartBart]

So we all know there will be one, assuming the servers even survive the announcement.

You should probably stick to this thread if your intent is to post any of the following...

• You are shocked to be sitting here and angry that Essendon has effectively 'gotten away with it!' You are also someone who struggled with concepts like 'evidence' and 'legal process' and 'critical thinking'.
  
• You are shocked to be sitting here and angry that Essendon has once more been screwed over by the AFL (despite the horde of somewhat dodgy practices that the club was doing under the auspices of Stephen Dank) You are probably someone that drunk deep of the blessed Kool-Aid(glory be to his greatness, may the Hird be with you!)
• You are vjknight
• Caroline Wilson has written an article about the judgement on The Age, and you are B0SK
  
• You're a Geelong, Fremantle, or Port supporter who is happy Sydney and Hawthorn get to play the same team you do and don't get a massive percentage boost advantage over you
• You're a Geelong, Fremantle, or Port supporter who is unhappy Sydney and Hawthorn get to play a weaker and different team and do get a massive percentage boost advantage over you
• You're a Richmond or Hawthorn supporter seeking to try and press the case for Cotchin and Mitchell to become the joint worst Brownlow medalists of all time.
• You're a Richmond or Hawthorn supporter upset that you cannot press the case for Cotchin and Mitchell to become the joint worst Brownlow medalists of all time.
• You've come to gloat at any of the previous groups for whatever reason you can come up with.
• You are one pissed off mod who is trying to deal with the carnage
• You're intending to vote for Jade's_ for Flog of the year 2015 because he actually, honest-to-god, wrote this: "Must have fooled some pretty important people to be in charge of a team 25 staff at one of the largest companies in Australia.
  But now that some FIFO working flog on bigfooty says im unemployable i may as well resign and go back to my unencumbered 4 bedroom house on a half acre in Camberwell sit on my $6,000 bed, take off my $900 suit and start applying for centrelink benefits.
  Luckily for me im not out of pocket for my Bachelor or Masters degrees otherwise i would have been in strife "
• You're a member of the Terror Squad and decided this was a nice hill to die on today.

So are you all ready for it*?

Its been nearly three years now. Come on Bay, make it count, make it funny, I am ready!

*

 

[QuietB]

If they did not interfere at the start this thing would of been over within 6 months.

The AFL gave essendon a tip off.

Its worse than that. The AFL actively assisted in closing this down 6 months before the tip off. The AFL has skin in the game. That is why today was inevitable.

 

[Bender_]

Go back to the GD bored Jazny.

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

I'm actually red raw from pleasuring myself to the exploits of Figbooty today. I've damn near torn it out from the root. I'm gonna rest up and save one last effort for Caro on Footy classified tonight.........,**** yeah!!!!

 

[Yidaki]

 

[Jazny]

Go back to the GD bored Jazny.

This is where I come to get material for the GD

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

Its worse than that. The AFL actively assisted in closing this down 6 months before the tip off. The AFL has skin in the game. That is why today was inevitable.

That's it you sexy little ****. Cry some more for me, tell me it hurts.

 

[King Of The Hille]

Haduken What a day to return to the Bay

 

[chelseacarlton]

Who are all these strange people?.

 

[Shawt]

Actually...

Biggest Joke - The Bears

Second Biggest Joke - Fitzroy

so.... yeah...

 

[Sol Invictus]

Look at the these drug cheats crawl out of the woodwork.

 

[Yidaki]

You are one sick heck James Hird:

I am so sorry for anything that has been done to our players and this football club. I would never do anything to harm them.

 

[El Dubya]

What if I promised to grow a beard and wear a fedora next time I'm on to make it more 'underground' - would that bring you back?

What you really need to do to get the hipster crowd in is have the Bay's most notorious hipster on.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Who are all these strange people?.

They are Essendon supporters son.......or better known to the rest of the football world as 'Horriblis Cheatus'

 

[Bender_]

Who are all these strange people?.

Squibs and downhill skiers.

 

[Bender_]

What you really need to do to get the hipster crowd in is have the Bay's most notorious hipster on.

Sorry we have a no dickheads policy.

 

[El Dubya]

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Jesus flogs, you're at a press conference. Take off your hat and wear a collared shirt.

 

[El Dubya]

Sorry we have a no dickheads policy.

Then why is Teach on every week?

 

[Pessimistic]

Lol at these Essendon nuffies celebrating "insufficient evidence"

Drug cheats.

I reckon the hawks, or maybe someone associated will use the

I appreciate this ruling as a slap in the face for muppets on BigFooty and the media who have been trying to beat up this issue for 2 years now without any evidence. Caroline Wilson, Patrick Smith, the Flogcast, your campaign of innuendo and gossip is over.

So essendon are now emerging from a situation entirely of they own making, and dragged out because of their own pig headedness ?

Meanwhile we clicked over two premierships an we havent really got into stride yet

 

[Starburns_]

You are one sick heck James Hird:

Sounds like a man addressing the media about his 'missing' wife/kids after he's killed them and buried them in some rural forest.

What you really need to do to get the hipster crowd in is have the Bay's most notorious hipster on.

You're too melty for this week.

Then why is Teach on every week?

West Horshamites.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Sorry we have a no dickheads policy.

I'll see myself out then

 

[Pessimistic]

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The players, out of uniform, not at essendon, pointedly referring only to the playing group

Ya dont reckon some bridges need to be built ?

 

[QuietB]

That's it you sexy little ****. Cry some more for me, tell me it hurts.
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Classy as always. Bombers are still shit - not even the drugz changed that

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Hird looked nice and orange today.

 

[NorthernLights]

It's funny because they are still a shit football *club.