The Jack Riewoldt Memorial Society of Good Players Who Surprisingly Don't Dominate Melbourne

[Lampers]

Jeremy Cameron

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Jeremy Cameron

Age

31

Ht

196cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.5

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.6

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.9

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.0

5star

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Melbourne is the only club he averages fewer than 10 disposals against.

Only club he's never polled a Brownlow vote against.

One of three clubs he averages fewer than two goals per game against.

I fully expect him to kick 13 goals in a couple of weeks' time.

 

[Demon Attack]

Speaking of Dusty, there's another one for the thread. Lowest disposal average against any side

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Hibbo's bitch.

 

[Scythe94]

Few nominations for the next two weeks (jinx time):

• Charlie Curnow: has kicked less goals against Melbourne than he has vs. any other team (lowest by total and average)
• Jeremy Cameron: averages his second lowest goals per game total and lowest disposals per game totals against Melbourne.
• Tom Stewart: averages his second lowest disposals per game total against Melbourne (this one surprised me)

 

[Topkent]

Few nominations for the next two weeks (jinx time):

• Charlie Curnow: has kicked less goals against Melbourne than he has vs. any other team (lowest by total and average)
• Jeremy Cameron: averages his second lowest goals per game total and lowest disposals per game totals against Melbourne.
• Tom Stewart: averages his second lowest disposals per game total against Melbourne (this one surprised me)

Great effort to guarantee Curnow and Cameron kick 8 each

 

[Headless]

Great effort to guarantee Curnow and Cameron kick 8 each

Stewart will take 25 intercept marks.

 

[Topkent]

Stewart will take 25 intercept marks.

By half time. He might be the first guy awarded the Brownlow during the game

 

[Crimson Azure]

Stewart will take 25 intercept marks.

By half time.

Of the first quarter.

 

[Proper Gander]

Few nominations for the next two weeks (jinx time):

• Charlie Curnow: has kicked less goals against Melbourne than he has vs. any other team (lowest by total and average)
• Jeremy Cameron: averages his second lowest goals per game total and lowest disposals per game totals against Melbourne.
• Tom Stewart: averages his second lowest disposals per game total against Melbourne (this one surprised me)

* fewer goals

 

[Proper Gander]

Great effort to guarantee Curnow and Cameron kick 8 each

 

[Scythe94]

* fewer goals

You're right. Shut up, though.

 

[Proper Gander]

You're right. Shut up, though.

This statement brings back memories of about 20 years of my career to date

 

[Toump Ass]

* fewer goals

I learned something today.

 

[JP2]

I learned something today.

* learnt

 

[Toump Ass]

* learnt

I knew this already.

 

[Proper Gander]

I knew this already.

Both are fine. UK most say learnt but learned is common and correct here

 

[Headless]

* fewer goals

Linguistic descriptivism is the way to go.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

* learnt

**learnings

 

[Lampers]

**learnings

Surely learningsed is the correct past tense of learnings?

Or is it learntingsed?

 

[Scythe94]

Surely learningsed is the correct past tense of learnings?

Or is it learntingsed?

 

[Dancing Potato]

Surely learningsed is the correct past tense of learnings?

Or is it learntingsed?

Learningsitised I believe.

As in, we had quite the learningsitisation last week.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Surely learningsed is the correct past tense of learnings?

Or is it learntingsed?

My education occurred in the fun era where we decided kids shouldn't learn any of the language rules that apply to English, I also went to probably a bottom 5% school in the state and spent the first decade or so of my working life as a tradie.

****ing love that I get to hang shit on basically all of the AFL industry and their dip-shit butchering of the language despite them pretty much all being the product of fancy private school education.

 

[Proper Gander]

My education occurred in the fun era where we decided kids shouldn't learn any of the language rules that apply to English, I also went to probably a bottom 5% school in the state and spent the first decade or so of my working life as a tradie.

******* love that I get to hang s**t on basically all of the AFL industry and their dip-s**t butchering of the language despite them pretty much all being the product of fancy private school education.

Me too.

Victim of child-centred learning strategies. I don’t recall and grammar or syntax appearing in the classroom but we did sing folk songs with a big beard guy and I coloured in heaps of pictures until I was old enough to learn tie-dying

 

[Canary]

Me too.

Victim of child-centred learning strategies. I don’t recall and grammar or syntax appearing in the classroom but we did sing folk songs with a big beard guy and I coloured in heaps of pictures until I was old enough to learn tie-dying

Probably learn more about how language is actually used through folk songs with a big beardy guy than dry and archaic morphosyntax lessons

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Me too.

Victim of child-centred learning strategies. I don’t recall and grammar or syntax appearing in the classroom but we did sing folk songs with a big beard guy and I coloured in heaps of pictures until I was old enough to learn tie-dying

Was that you I saw last month leaving the tie-dying class??

 

[Scythe94]

Jeremy Cameron.

Melbourne is the only club he averages fewer than 10 disposals against.

Only club he's never polled a Brownlow vote against.

One of three clubs he averages fewer than two goals per game against.

I fully expect him to kick 13 goals in a couple of weeks' time.

Few nominations for the next two weeks (jinx time):

• Charlie Curnow: has kicked less goals against Melbourne than he has vs. any other team (lowest by total and average)
• Jeremy Cameron: averages his second lowest goals per game total and lowest disposals per game totals against Melbourne.
• Tom Stewart: averages his second lowest disposals per game total against Melbourne (this one surprised me)

More wins for the Jack Riewoldt Club

️

Great effort to guarantee Curnow and Cameron kick 8 each

Not you ️