A normally thinking person would just blame the stupid tattooist. Only the truely flawed invents a reason it wasn't a mistake.
Have heard tattooists do get it wrong sometimes; heard story 'bout friend of a friend...
Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah - he's getting ink done.
He asked for a thirteen, but they drew a thirty-one!
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip,
But in his mind, he's the - he's the dopest trip.