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Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 5
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Jenkins would be the type to frame his GF jumper.
Anyone got a picture of the Sunday mail front page today?
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Hahaha good lord what a spunkbubble.
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I also love the inference in the article that if Josh Jenkins, Kyle Hartigan, Hugh Greenwood, Rory Atkins, Riley Knight, Andy Otten, Brad Crouch, Paul Seedsman, Luke Brown, David McKay, and Jake Kelly were flying back to Adelaide this morning with premiership medallions around their necks it's a sign universal balance and order had been restored.
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Birth rate will collapse as well - no June baby bonanza. **** we really did dodge a bullet!
Thanks. So Lever and Cameron are staying then??
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This is SA BTW.
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Pathetic, using Sam Jacobs like that. Poor guy has been through enough, now the Camry media are wheeling him out for a sympathy deflection on the front page?
What, not the team walking off disgraced led by captain invisible?
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chiwigi
I’ll make tears from your Wines.
The comparison to the front page after our GF loss is all the proof anyone should need of the incredible bias.
Forzaport
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It’s not news, its propaganda.
It beggars belief that anyone that’s not a Crows supporter would spend money on such garbage.
#balance
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No point denying the results were a bit different, more dire on our part, but it isn't like the crows showed much to be proud of either, against lesser opposition, when they were raging favorite.
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chiwigi
I’ll make tears from your Wines.
They were very different, but in context one was no less "humiliating".
A young and lucky Port side lost to one of the greatest teams of this generation.
The Crows lost by nearly ten goals despite being massive favourites against a team constantly dismissed as even having a hope.
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Gee whiz.
As far as those sort of 'jobs' go, they don't get much easier than going in as warm favourites against a good but by no means invincible opponent, after registering imposing back-to-back home finals wins.
And they started like a house on fire, with the first two goals and what was a handy quarter time lead.
They will never, ever, have a better chance of winning a premiership than they did yesterday.
#godhatesfages now trotting out the same excuses, cliches and platitudes on 5aark as he did half an hour ago on DrivelM
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I didn't watch the game yesterday so I've just settled in to catch the scheduled replay on 7 mate only to see some very old car restoration show playing. Surely the local channel 7 isn't so piss week they'd bump the replay on their 3rd channel to spare the feelings of the apricot slice brigade? Would they?
They ****ing have haven't they?
Piss weak campaigners
Edit - it's started half hour late. Original plan must have included all post match crow celebrations. Not needed now
They ****ing have haven't they?
Piss weak campaigners
Edit - it's started half hour late. Original plan must have included all post match crow celebrations. Not needed now
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Leif Forest on the Sunday Roast:
"I've chosen not to read out the negative emails."
#balance
"I've chosen not to read out the negative emails."
#balance
They will be going to the vault to find their stash of I Love Lucy tapes to cover this disaster.
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They should have done a 'choose your own headline' today.
How about ...
- Brave
- So brave
- At least we finished ahead of Port Power
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