Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[kane249]

They shafted themselves by not being up to standard.

Too early to tell but hopefully this NSW kid develops into the next long term opener.

I'd just be promoting Head and playing a Webster or Hardie.

Pucovski's health issues not ideal, would have been opening for us right now otherwise you would feel

 

[RookiePick]

The Eng/Pak test is a disgrace.

Even worse the second test is at the same venue IIRC.

...maybe if they use the same pitch something might happen by day 3.

Maybe if they use the same pitch. Har-har-har

 

[Ochre]

A chance both England and India could be eliminated from the Women's WC before the knock outs start which would handy for our chance of winning, and more importantly, very funny.

Lol

 

[FKASC]

India are going to spank us at home again. They just don't seem to have any weak points to exploit that wouldn't expose out own, more serious, frailties.

Fingers crossed I should make day 1 and day 3 of the Perth Test.

Nah

 

[Dazzler9]

Things that jumped out at me:
Perth gets the first Test, yay, but it's late November, boo.
The Gabba gets the pink ball Test, Adelaide just a normal daytime Test.
The series, as they always are nowadays, is very condensed, however those last three Tests are just taking the mickey.

Perth to host series opener in 43-year first as Ashes dates are locked in

Perth will host the first Ashes Test of the 2025/26 season, handing the new Perth Stadium its first-ever men's Ashes Test.

www.abc.net.au

 

[FKASC]

Nah

Told ya

 

[kane249]

Lowest ever total at home for India

 

[THE A5]

Lowest ever total at home for India

Long way to go but massive turnaround for NZ after they got hammered in Sri Lanka

 

[FKASC]

Just an absolute brain fart to choose to bat first

 

[Woutizmoo]

Lowest ever total at home for India

just saw the highlights for this. how on point was the catching.

 

[Ochre]

Pick 9 ****ing batters and then spend most of the 20 overs just nudging it around. Awful performance by the women

 

[RookiePick]

Lowest ever total at home for India

My Indian mate cut off comms after Kohli went out for a globe. Then things got worse

 

[FKASC]

just saw the highlights for this. how on point was the catching.

pretty incredible. Favourable conditions to bowl in, but heaps of the wickets were from elite fielding