Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[RookiePick]

Tried to turn Green into the next Kallis...

Not sure we will get the next Shane Watson. This is bad for Cam. Very bad

 

[Tugga27]

Tried to turn Green into the next Kallis...

Not sure we will get the next Shane Watson. This is bad for Cam. Very bad

CA got complacent with him.
Should never have been playing in all 3 formats given his past.

Especially not in a meaningless ODI series.

 

[Manbearpig77]

A 19 year old 6 FC gamer against India's attack. Oof.

You don’t remember what an inexperienced Shubman Gill did to our attack at the GABBA 4 years ago?

 

[boondy]

Won't go there because they don't want to play 3x 5 day draws and bowl a million overs each

This England Pakistan test wont be a draw

 

[TY24]

This England Pakistan test wont be a draw

I Dazzlered the wrong team

 

[RookiePick]

Marsh starting to hit his straps.

Yes, I've said it out loud.

 

[Dazzler9]

Minimum 87 overs remaining in the day's play. Bat for 25 and have about 60 overs at them with a lead over 350?

 

[RookiePick]

BISON BRAIN. No so big

 

[THE A5]

Loves getting out in tge 90’s

 

[FKASC]

You don’t remember what an inexperienced Shubman Gill did to our attack at the GABBA 4 years ago?

Gill had a bit more experience behind him by that stage than Konstas I’m pretty sure

Edit - was awarded the leading Ranji Trophy run scorer more than a year before that Test series

 

[Dazzler9]

Minimum 87 overs remaining in the day's play. Bat for 25 and have about 60 overs at them with a lead over 350?

Doesn't seem much urgency here. We'll keep batting after lunch here.

 

[Ochre]

Pretty good hundred by Carey, surely puts any doubt about Inglis replacing him short term to bed.

 

[RookiePick]

Pretty good hundred by Carey, surely puts any doubt about Inglis replacing him short term to bed.

Inglis dots the i with a bizzaro dismissal of his own.

 

[FKASC]

 

[Tugga27]

A decent start for the boys in what's a must win game.

QLD 3/50.

 

[kane249]

Let the tail score too many, going to be a tough chase now

 

[Tugga27]

MM not playing.

Let me guess, rested.

FFS

 

[Carbine Chaos]

We've had our eggplants in our opponent in all our ODD fixtures thus far but haven't been able to fugg.

 

[FKASC]

Neser, like Manenti, seems to love playing WA

 

[Dazzler9]

We got the triple double in 2023. (B2B in all 3 comps)

We got the double triple in 2024. (3 in a row in Shield and one-dayers)

Single Quadruple in 2025? (4th consecutive Shield, nothing else)

 

[FKASC]

Bloody hell as soon as I switch the game on, Marnus traps Bancroft. What a joke lol

 

[Ochre]

Little known fact, but legendary Australian fast bowler Marnus Labuschagne actually started his career as a batter/leg spinner.

 

[FKASC]

Little known fact, but legendary Australian fast bowler Marnus Labuschagne actually started his career as a batter/leg spinner.

Hes made them play and miss a few times. Maybe he can be our Cam Green replacement

 

[Ochre]

Hes made them play and miss a few times. Maybe he can be our Cam Green replacement

I'm guessing he's suggesting that idea to Pat about 17 times a day at the moment.

 

[FKASC]

I know he’s still taking crucial wickets but Tye is way too expensive these days in both white ball formats.

Funnily enough one was a maiden, so the other nine overs went for 8.7 runs an over