Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[Ambrose Burnside]

PITCHES SHOULD ALWAYS FAVOUR THE BOWLERS TO THE EXTENT THAT THE GAME SHOULD HAVE A RESULT BY LUNCH TIME DAY 5 AT ABSOLUTLE LATEST. DAY 4 IDEAL.

MAKE TEST CRICKET GREAT AGAIN

 

[ioppolo]

India batted slow after tea I see. What was the plan there?

 

[DorothyG]

India batted slow after tea I see. What was the plan there?

From what I saw, Australia were just bowling outside off.

Pretty easy to just leave ball after ball if you are patient.

Pretty bizarre tactics IMO, just put it top of off. They are tailenders

 

[happy_eagle]

India playing for a draw, and then will have more favourable conditions at the SCG for the series win.

 

[happy_eagle]

David Warner on mic is painful to listen to

 

[Mr Eagle]

Indian and even subcontinent teams usually have a really long tail but this Indian side bats real deep

Except, ironically, for Deep, who went for a duck.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Starc seems to not be 100% and hasn’t made any impact in this match. If only there was a left-arm pace bowler with a first-class average below 20 who also averaged 15 and 17 the last two Shield seasons. Might be pretty handy in a tired attack that’s struggling to bowl out the Indian lower order.

 

[Ochre]

Out playing a front foot defence, good lesson to put that shit away and focus on putting Jadeja into the car park.

**** sake kid

 

[Goroyals22]

Back to the kiddies big bash Sam where they don’t bowl at the stumps


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[Mulldogg]

Konstas gonna get bowled through the gate a lot with his technique. Mode of dismissal in a few U19 World Cup games last year and also early in the Shield season this year.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Back to the kiddies big bash Sam where they don’t bowl at the stumps

You perfectly encapsulate the Old Man Yells At Cloud meme, don’t you.

 

[Tugga27]

Back to the kiddies big bash Sam where they don’t bowl at the stumps


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And once again, Happy Go Lucky Goyroyals turns up with his Xmas and NY cheer.

I bet you couldn't wait to come on and bag the kid.

 

[Tugga27]

Player gets bowled by a new ball against the best bowler in the world.

Well I never.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I can’t actually fathom how anyone could watch that first hour on Thursday and go “this is bad for Test cricket”. It was absolutely riveting.

 

[Ochre]

Player gets bowled by a new ball against the best bowler in the world.

Well I never.

19 yo player on debut*

I don't want to be over the top, but I would have him executed

 

[Astro7]

Had a feeling he wouldn't last long this time.
Was hoping for another speccy innings, but a good learning curve for the kid.
Bumrah did his homework.
One all, hope the kid belts him around next time...

 

[Tugga27]

19 yo player on debut*

I don't want to be over the top, but I would have him executed

Meanwhile, Khawaja gets dropped, has been beaten numerous times and then gets bowled.

But yeah, let's get stuck into the kid.

 

[Goroyals22]

And once again, Happy Go Lucky Goyroyals turns up with his Xmas and NY cheer.

I bet you couldn't wait to come on and bag the kid.

Why not?

The circle jerking about a guy with no defensive skills who is totally out of his depth but hey ramp shots to please those that watch 20/20 garbage is totally over the top.


Bumrah even took him down with his celebrations.

 

[squashface]

Why not?

The circle jerking about a guy with no defensive skills who is totally out of his depth but hey ramp shots to please those that watch 20/20 garbage is totally over the top.


Bumrah even took him down with his celebrations.

How is he out of his depth? He scored 60 on debut against the world’s best bowler

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Why not?

The circle jerking about a guy with no defensive skills who is totally out of his depth but hey ramp shots to please those that watch 20/20 garbage is totally over the top.


Bumrah even took him down with his celebrations.

You probably gave Labuschagne a standing ovation as he trudged off the ground at Optus having made 2 from 52 deliveries.

 

[Tugga27]

Why not?

The circle jerking about a guy with no defensive skills who is totally out of his depth but hey ramp shots to please those that watch 20/20 garbage is totally over the top.


Bumrah even took him down with his celebrations.

A 19 year on debut gets 60 but let's concentrate on his flaws.

You bagged him for playing ramp shots and then you bagged him for a defensive shot.

Honestly mate, do you ever get any joy from watching sports or do you just like to continually moan about people?

You don't have to answer.

 

[FKASC]

Welcome to Perth Scorchers, Mitchell Marsh!

 

[Rowan18]

Surely Mitch Marsh is dropped after this test?

Travis Head doesn't appear to be fit either, having averaged half a run across his two innings.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Surely that has to be it for Marsh, you can’t have an all rounder making no runs and no impact with the bat. If you include the last Shield match he played, his last 9 red ball inning he’s had 8 single-figure scores and a 47. Terrible

 

[Goroyals22]

A 19 year on debut gets 60 but let's concentrate on his flaws.

You bagged him for playing ramp shots and then you bagged him for a defensive shot.

Honestly mate, do you ever get any joy from watching sports or do you just like to continually moan about people?

You don't have to answer.

Ironic you’re moaning about people moaning about people …

I’m more bagging the selectors for picking a guy who has no defensive skill at all, picked on the back of a score in the big bash which is 2nd tier at best who can only ramp it or back away to leg side to try and score.




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