Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 27 Community Rooms - CONGRATS 3KZ IS FOOTBALL BROKEN MEDALLIST S27!

[TedDougChris]

I think her arena could just about fit inside that

Mobile arena ????

Or tennis court...

Whichever it seems to be at this point in time. It’s a bit like Quantum physics this, is it a tennis court or is it an arena.

Could call it Schrodingers ArenaCourt....

 

[JackNah_8]

Mobile arena ????

Or tennis court...

Whichever it seems to be at this point in time. It’s a bit like Quantum physics this, is it a tennis court or is it an arena.

Could call it Schrodingers ArenaCourt....

It's a multi functional arena

 

[Mobbs]

How's Mobbs this morning?

I don't do mornings.

What do we do now?

I guess I can answer the question to what I was waiting for to hand out free beez votes in the Hawks thread (which certain Hawks are crying about)...

I have no idea what any of this means.

 

[Mobbs]

New match this week, new match thread. Blah blah blah :
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/season-27-round-9-dragons-ffc-v-roys-ffc-ljp86s-lair.1215550/

 

[Mobbs]

Wow the league really hates the Gumbies hey? They fixtured us so late against them. We're the one team that could instil interest in a match thread through our higher cultural breadth.

 

[I Dont Care]

Wow the league really hates the Gumbies hey? They fixtured us so late against them. We're the one team that could instil interest in a match thread through our higher cultural breadth.

They say my breadth smells like whiskey...I guess you can't get more culturally higher than that

 

[JackNah_8]

I don't do mornings.

Ok, it's lunch time..So talk to us.

 

[Mobbs]

Ok, it's lunch time..So talk to us.

I can't. I'm busy feeding the missus her brekky. Maybe later. Raincheck?

 

[JackNah_8]

I can't. I'm busy feeding the missus her brekky. Maybe later. Raincheck?

Fine. We'll see you at 330

 

[Mobbs]

For those that don't visit match threads because they're too long and usually full of shit:

Season 27, Round 08 :
Roys FFC 14.7.91 wdb East Side Hawks 18.5.113 @ BJO

Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to natural disaster ) :

                       HAW
el Tal                      Reardo                   I Dont Care
HawkAussie                  Golumless                vanders

RU_                         Mobbs                    A Bit High
NinjaSwan                   Drunkgoliath             Snake_Baker

Allikat                     3KZ is Football          Barrels
por_please_ya               Loonerty                 ArdentEagle

fitzroybowiedog             nahnah                   Runk
SM                          spookism                 The Half Back

royboy2                     Mooch                    _Mike_
larrikin                    Biggie                   Milera2Betts
                            ROY

ROY Foll : JackNah_8, Broken, TedDougChris
HAW Foll : The Jesus, Agent93, NaturalDisaster

ROY INT : Klim, Chezzalenko Reborn
HAW INT : go you pups, jackenny

Full commentary of game follows HERE.


Match Stats :

ROY SENIORS Vs HAW SENIORS
ROY               2    3        4    4        9    4        14   7    91       
HAW               6    2        9    3        13   3        18   5    113      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  HAW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
_Mike_      0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  vanders      0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22
Reardo      0  4  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   23  larrikin     0  2  4  6  0  0  0  0  0   30
Chezzalenk  0  1  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  Biggie       0  3  2  1  0  0  2  0  0   11
RU_         0  7  7  5  0  0  0  0  0   52  SM           0  8  5  12 1  0  0  0  0   67
Mobbs       0  6  2  7  1  0  0  0  0   42  Loonerty     0  9  10 8  1  1  3  0  0   69
A Bit High  0  5  4  7  0  1  0  0  0   42  The Half B   0  9  6  8  1  2  0  0  0   67
Allikat     0  9  5  8  3  0  1  0  0   67  ArdentEagl   0  13 6  16 1  2  2  1  0   95
3KZ is Foo  0  19 7  14 4  1  1  1  0  126  The Jesus    3  13 3  12 1  0  1  1  1   83
Barrels     0  12 8  15 1  0  3  0  1   86  por_please   0  15 3  13 0  0  0  2  0   92
fitzroybow  0  8  6  6  2  0  2  1  1   63  go you pup   0  2  2  3  1  0  0  0  0   22
nahnah      0  5  5  4  0  0  2  3  1   51  Drunkgolia   0  5  2  2  0  0  0  3  0   43
el Tal      0  4  0  4  0  1  0  1  0   27  NinjaSwan    0  2  2  6  1  0  1  1  0   31
royboy2     0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  Snake_Bake   0  7  6  7  0  0  3  1  0   50
Mooch       0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34  Golumless    0  5  0  0  0  1  0  4  1   41
I Dont Car  0  4  1  1  0  0  1  4  0   38  HawkAussie   0  2  1  2  0  0  1  2  0   22
JackNah_8   16 8  0  9  5  2  0  1  0   86  jackenny     11 5  0  9  2  1  1  0  0   50
Broken      0  10 0  6  6  8  2  0  0   68  Agent93      0  12 0  8  12 4  1  0  1  102
TedDougChr  0  12 0  8  7  4  1  0  0   81  NaturalDis   0  10 0  7  8  4  2  0  1   75
Runk        0  3  2  3  0  0  2  0  2   17  Milera2Bet   0  3  1  2  0  0  0  1  0   22
Klim        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  spookism     0  5  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   29

Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.


Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase
Mount Buller Demons    8   7   1   -    -    896   766   116.97   28     3W    WLWWW    -     Ldr     -
Dragons FFC            8   5   2   1    -    862   863    99.88   22     1L    WDWWL    -     -1.5    -
Coney Island Warriors  8   5   3   -    -    838   697   120.23   20     1W    WLLLW    -     -2      -
Baghdad Bombers        8   4   3   1    -    847   734   115.40   18     1W    LWWLW   +2     -2.5    -
Gold City Royals       8   4   4   -    -    799   817    97.80   16     1L    WLWWL   -1     -3      -
Sin City Swamprats     8   4   4   -    -    776   814    95.33   16     3L    WWLLL   -1     -3      -
Gumbies FFC            8   4   4   -    2    843   857    98.37   14     1W    LWLLW   +2     -3.5    -
Las Vegas Bears        8   3   4   1    -    776   793    97.86   14     1L    LDWWL   -1     -3.5   Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
East Side Hawks        8   3   5   -    -    810   821    98.66   12     1W    LWLLW   +1     -4     -0.5
West Coast Wonders     8   3   5   -    -    762   832    91.59   12     1W    LLWLW   +2     -4     -0.5
Roys FFC               8   2   5   1    -    677   755    89.67   10     1L    LWLWL   -3     -4.5   -1
Fighting Furies        8   2   6   -    -    774   911    84.96    8     1L    WLLWL   -1     -5.5   -1.5

Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.

Next 5 matches :
Rd9 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
Rd10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby
Rd11 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at BJO
Rd12 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC at Golden Throne
Rd13 - Roys FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at Brunswick Junction Oval

 

[Mobbs]

GAME STATS POKER:
What an action-packed and highly questionable poker night we had on Sunday evening! Big, big, BIG plays all night. Some of the hands presented were - how do I say this - just screaming out for closer scrutiny! 5th place was won by 3KZ is Football who landed a solid 3 aces. 4th place goes to Runk who claimed a full house, and 3rd place to I Dont Care who showed a more upmarket house in a classier part of town, which was also full. But now we move into the dodgy stuff. Second place was won by fitzroybowiedog who procured three pair. Yeah. Three pair. Was it enough to take the crown. Nah. In first place, with an ace-high straight AND a pair of 5's into the bargain, was nahnah ! Last week's winner Klim pulled up what some say is the hardest hand of all ... nine zeros! (maybe this can be a top-ranked hand next season)

Here are the results:
1st Place - nahnah - straight (ace-5), pair of 5's - wins CM35
2nd Place - fitzroybowiedog - three pair (aces, 6's, 2's) - wins CM20
3rd Place - I Dont Care - full house (3 aces, 2 4's) - wins CM15
4th Place - Runk - full house (2 3's, 3 2's) - wins CM10
5th Place - 3KZ is Football - three of a kind (aces) - wins CM5
el Tel - two pair (aces, 4's) - wins CM1
_Mike_ , Barrels , royboy2 & Mooch - pair of aces - win CM1
RU_ - pair of 7's - wins CM1
Broken - pair of 6's - wins CM1
Reardo - pair of 4's - wins CM1
@Chezzalenk - pair of 2's - wins CM1
Mobbs , A Bit High , Allikat , JackNah_8 , TedDougChris - a hand like a foot - no winnings this week
Klim donut participation award
Trip Fund receives CM6

Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:

Barrels continues to lead the field with an overall profit of CM68, followed by 3KZ is Football who is CM47 to the good. Broken flaunts a profit of CM44, while both Klim and Mooch are CM24 in front. nahnah breaks into the black (CM14) and I Dont Care hits the table running, walking away CM10 ahead. fbd has a profit of CM9. Matt_352 is the only other player keeping his shirt on, with a positive return of CM7. Our biggest strugglers are _Mike_ and TedDougChris, but I'm trying hard to overtake them!

Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.83350

TECHNICAL INFO:

Spoiler

How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.

- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.

How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.

What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!

 

[TedDougChris]

Go us _Mike_ - we got this losing all our money things down....

 

[_Mike_]

Meh to these stat thingys

 

[Runk]

My stats have been bloody horrendous.

 

[Klim]

If only these winnings translated to real life poker I'd be at the casino all the time.

 

[TedDougChris]

My stats have been bloody horrendous.

I don’t think I’ve kicked a goal this year, clearly on borrowed time in the midfield.....

 

[Mobbs]

If only these winnings translated to real life poker I'd be at the casino all the time.

I thought you were already at the casino all the time!

A reminder folks, our new match thread for the upcoming game v the Dragons this Sunday is up and running at https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/season-27-round-9-dragons-ffc-v-roys-ffc-ljp86s-lair.1215550

 

[Mobbs]

I don’t think I’ve kicked a goal this year, clearly on borrowed time in the midfield.....

Correct. You have zero goals this season. Same as me, but I play in defence. My opponents have kicked heaps though!

 

[Mobbs]

I'm here now JackNah_8 . What would you like to talk about? Is this an official interview?

Edit: 7 minutes early, too, btw!

 

[TedDougChris]

Correct. You have zero goals this season. Same as me, but I play in defence. My opponents have kicked heaps though!

I have kicked my opponents heaps, does that count... ?

 

[TedDougChris]

I'm here now JackNah_8 . What would you like to talk about? Is this an official interview?

Edit: 7 minutes early, too, btw!

Are we doing media ???? It’ll never catch on....

 

[Mobbs]

I have kicked my opponents heaps, does that count... ?

Did you even kick any posts last round, like most of our team did?
PS: Accidentally typed "like most of our team dud" first ... life imitating typo

 

[TedDougChris]

I'm here now JackNah_8 . What would you like to talk about? Is this an official interview?

Edit: 7 minutes early, too, btw!

What is the meaning of life Mobbs ??

 

[Mobbs]

Are we doing media ???? It’ll never catch on....

We'd only make interesting quality media. There's no way it could work in the midst of all that puerile trash out there. I recommend not even looking out the windows.

 

[Klim]

I thought you were already at the casino all the time!

Yeah because the food's too good!