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Mobbs
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People who claim to not know what Eurovision is are living in a Land Of Make Believe.
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Mobbs
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For those that don't visit match threads because they're too long and usually full of shit:
Season 27, Round 11 :
Roys FFC 12.2.74 wdb Coney Island Warriors 24.11.155 @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to JoshWoodenSpoon ) :
Full commentary of game follows HERE.
Match Stats :
Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.
Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :
Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.
Next 5 matches :
Rd12 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC at Golden Throne
Rd13 - Roys FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at Brunswick Junction Oval
Rd14 - Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park
Rd15 - Fighting Furies vs Roys FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Rd16 - Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval
Season 27, Round 11 :
Roys FFC 12.2.74 wdb Coney Island Warriors 24.11.155 @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to JoshWoodenSpoon ) :
Rich (BB code):
CIW
RU_ Reardo _Mike_
harry000 Raveneyes Kabanna
fitzroybowiedog Mobbs A Bit High
comewhatmay leobarryustar Smoooothy
Allikat 3KZ is Football Barrels
Papa Juggs candiehappy zackah
I Dont Care nahnah Runk
Morganashlee Freofalcon Itsmyshow
royboy2 Mooch Chezzalenko Reborn
BigJoeD_ Frankston Rover Packedlunch
ROY
ROY Foll : JackNah_8, Broken, TedDougChris
CIW Foll : Wooshette, pantskyle, TheInjuryFactory
ROY INT : Klim, Matt_352
CIW INT : DapperJong, crafflesFull commentary of game follows HERE.
Match Stats :
Rich (BB code):
ROY S Vs CIW S
ROY 3 0 6 2 8 2 12 2 74
CIW 7 5 10 7 16 9 24 11 155
ROY HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt CIW HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
Broken 0 10 1 11 4 2 1 1 1 77 DapperJong 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 5
RU_ 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 13 TheInjuryF 0 7 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 32
Reardo 0 1 1 2 0 0 3 0 0 1 Freofalcon 0 7 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 36
fitzroybow 0 7 8 11 0 2 1 0 0 66 Itsmyshow 0 5 2 11 1 2 1 0 0 46
Runk 0 2 2 4 1 1 2 1 0 25 BigJoeD_ 0 1 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 13
A Bit High 0 7 9 9 2 2 2 0 0 70 craffles 0 6 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 41
Allikat 0 9 8 13 0 0 2 0 0 71 zackah 0 13 4 15 0 0 0 0 0 81
3KZ is Foo 0 11 6 11 2 1 3 0 0 73 candiehapp 0 10 4 15 1 1 4 0 1 66
_Mike_ 0 11 3 9 1 0 1 0 0 61 Papa Juggs 0 9 2 14 3 0 1 2 0 82
I Dont Car 0 3 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 30 Frankston 0 3 5 1 0 0 0 1 0 32
nahnah 0 5 4 2 0 0 2 2 0 37 leobarryus 0 11 3 5 2 2 0 3 1 81
JackNah_8 2 4 1 3 0 0 2 0 0 17 comewhatma 0 5 5 6 1 0 3 1 0 43
royboy2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 Morganashl 0 1 1 5 0 0 0 1 0 22
Mooch 0 6 0 0 1 0 0 6 0 58 Raveneyes 0 9 1 0 1 1 0 8 1 84
Chezzalenk 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 18 harry000 0 6 1 0 0 0 0 4 2 47
Matt_352 17 8 0 16 3 1 1 0 0 83 Wooshette 15 9 0 7 4 5 1 1 0 80
Barrels 0 2 1 2 1 2 0 0 0 19 pantskyle 0 10 0 7 9 6 1 1 0 89
TedDougChr 0 9 0 7 9 5 1 0 0 79 Packedlunc 0 12 0 3 7 3 1 0 1 71
Klim 0 5 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 26 Smoooothy 0 6 4 8 4 1 3 1 2 62
Mobbs 0 6 4 6 0 0 2 0 0 36 Kabanna 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 17Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.
Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :
Code:
Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase
Mount Buller Demons 11 9 2 - - 1206 1044 115.52 36 1L WWWWL - Ldr -
Coney Island Warriors 11 7 4 - - 1196 971 123.17 28 2W LWLWW - -2 -
Gumbies FFC 11 7 4 - 2 1149 1130 101.68 26 4W LWWWW - -2.5 -
Las Vegas Bears 11 5 5 1 - 1181 1101 107.27 22 1W WLWLW +2 -3.5 -
Dragons FFC 11 5 5 1 - 1115 1171 95.22 22 4L WLLLL -1 -3.5 -
East Side Hawks 11 5 6 - - 1080 1048 103.05 20 1L LWWWL -1 -4 -
West Coast Wonders 11 5 6 - - 1022 1066 95.87 20 2W LWLWW +3 -4.5 -
Sin City Swamprats 11 5 6 - - 1024 1088 94.12 20 1W LLLLW +1 -4.5 Ldr
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Gold City Royals 11 5 6 - - 1069 1167 91.60 20 1W WLLLW +2 -4.5 -
Baghdad Bombers 11 4 6 1 - 1082 1078 100.37 18 3L LWLLL -3 -4.5 -0.5
Fighting Furies 11 4 7 - - 1120 1216 92.11 16 1L WLWWL -3 -5.5 -1
Roys FFC 11 3 7 1 - 973 1137 85.58 14 2L WLWLL - -5.5 -1.5Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.
Next 5 matches :
Rd12 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC at Golden Throne
Rd13 - Roys FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at Brunswick Junction Oval
Rd14 - Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park
Rd15 - Fighting Furies vs Roys FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Rd16 - Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval
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Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
GAME STATS POKER:
If it wasn't bad enough that the Warriors pinched four points off us with a soul-destroying display at the B'Juh earlier today, a Wonder snuck away with some of our Poker pool tonight as well! For the first time a non-Roy (until next season) partook in the card night, with immediate success! While first place went to Runk with three aces and three 2's (nice hand ya charlatan!) Dingster shared 2nd prize with Broken , both sporting four aces. Barrels and A Bit High both wielded a full house, with the former claiming 4th prize (2's and aces) by a bees tossle over ABH who had 2's and 9's.
Here are the full results:
1st Place - Runk - fuller house (three aces, three 2's) - wins CM35
2nd & 3rd Places - Broken & Dingster - four of a kind (aces) - each win CM17 (CM1 remainder goes to trip fund)
4th Place - Barrels - full house (three 2's,two aces) - wins CM10
5th Place - A Bit High - full house (three 2's, two 9's) - wins CM5
nahnah - three of a kind (2's) - wins CM1
Reardo , _Mike_ , I Dont Care , royboy2 & Matt_352 - pair of aces - each win CM1
3KZ is Football - pair of 11's - wins CM1
TedDougChris - pair of 9's - wins CM1
Mooch & Mobbs - pair of 6's - each win CM1
JackNah_8 & Chezzalenko Reborn - pair of 2's - each win CM1
RU_ , fitzroybowiedog , Allikat & Klim all failed to trouble Prudence the cashier this week
Trip Fund receives CM9
Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:
Barrels maintains his lead with an overall profit of CM64. 3KZ had a rough night at the table but still has is a handy Cm49 ahead. Broken had a good night and is closing with CM47, while smashing his way into the limelight is Runk now CM19 in the black. Also in the black and proud are Mooch CM11 and Klim CM10. IDC is a CM6 up on the bank, and nahnah holds a tenuous 1CM profit. Mike (CM-44 has lost nearly half his shirt, with Mobbs not much better off with CM-41.
Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.86044 - The Clonnie eased off with a very light drop from 0.86087 to 0.86044.
The travel fund is building steadily, we have CM52 put aside and can probably actually fill the tank on the community moped now.
TECHNICAL INFO:
If it wasn't bad enough that the Warriors pinched four points off us with a soul-destroying display at the B'Juh earlier today, a Wonder snuck away with some of our Poker pool tonight as well! For the first time a non-Roy (until next season) partook in the card night, with immediate success! While first place went to Runk with three aces and three 2's (nice hand ya charlatan!) Dingster shared 2nd prize with Broken , both sporting four aces. Barrels and A Bit High both wielded a full house, with the former claiming 4th prize (2's and aces) by a bees tossle over ABH who had 2's and 9's.
Here are the full results:
1st Place - Runk - fuller house (three aces, three 2's) - wins CM35
2nd & 3rd Places - Broken & Dingster - four of a kind (aces) - each win CM17 (CM1 remainder goes to trip fund)
4th Place - Barrels - full house (three 2's,two aces) - wins CM10
5th Place - A Bit High - full house (three 2's, two 9's) - wins CM5
nahnah - three of a kind (2's) - wins CM1
Reardo , _Mike_ , I Dont Care , royboy2 & Matt_352 - pair of aces - each win CM1
3KZ is Football - pair of 11's - wins CM1
TedDougChris - pair of 9's - wins CM1
Mooch & Mobbs - pair of 6's - each win CM1
JackNah_8 & Chezzalenko Reborn - pair of 2's - each win CM1
RU_ , fitzroybowiedog , Allikat & Klim all failed to trouble Prudence the cashier this week
Trip Fund receives CM9
Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:
Barrels maintains his lead with an overall profit of CM64. 3KZ had a rough night at the table but still has is a handy Cm49 ahead. Broken had a good night and is closing with CM47, while smashing his way into the limelight is Runk now CM19 in the black. Also in the black and proud are Mooch CM11 and Klim CM10. IDC is a CM6 up on the bank, and nahnah holds a tenuous 1CM profit. Mike (CM-44 has lost nearly half his shirt, with Mobbs not much better off with CM-41.
Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.86044 - The Clonnie eased off with a very light drop from 0.86087 to 0.86044.
The travel fund is building steadily, we have CM52 put aside and can probably actually fill the tank on the community moped now.
TECHNICAL INFO:
How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.
- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.
How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.
What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.
- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.
How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.
What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!
I Dont Care
Nothing Matters
Yay! Er...I think 
JackNah_8
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Interesting dingster came 2nd and he isn't a Roy.
Mobbs
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Always let 'em pick up a few bucks on the first visit so they keep coming back. Then flick the switch, lower the bar prices, cover the windows and remove all the clocks.
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You guys may be a teeny weeny sucky at qooty right now but you’re the best team to spend a week with.
Good luck for the rest of the season friends
Mobbs it’s people like you that keep me here
That’s like saying that Donald Trump is a bit of a dick....
But agree on your Mobbs comment, he is one of a kind...
This is stupid. You're stupid. Everyone's stupid. Why aren't I winning?GAME STATS POKER:
If it wasn't bad enough that the Warriors pinched four points off us with a soul-destroying display at the B'Juh earlier today, a Wonder snuck away with some of our Poker pool tonight as well! For the first time a non-Roy (until next season) partook in the card night, with immediate success! While first place went to Runk with three aces and three 2's (nice hand ya charlatan!) Dingster shared 2nd prize with Broken , both sporting four aces. Barrels and A Bit High both wielded a full house, with the former claiming 4th prize (2's and aces) by a bees tossle over ABH who had 2's and 9's.
Here are the full results:
1st Place - Runk - fuller house (three aces, three 2's) - wins CM35
2nd & 3rd Places - Broken & Dingster - four of a kind (aces) - each win CM17 (CM1 remainder goes to trip fund)
4th Place - Barrels - full house (three 2's,two aces) - wins CM10
5th Place - A Bit High - full house (three 2's, two 9's) - wins CM5
nahnah - three of a kind (2's) - wins CM1
Reardo , _Mike_ , I Dont Care , royboy2 & Matt_352 - pair of aces - each win CM1
3KZ is Football - pair of 11's - wins CM1
TedDougChris - pair of 9's - wins CM1
Mooch & Mobbs - pair of 6's - each win CM1
JackNah_8 & Chezzalenko Reborn - pair of 2's - each win CM1
RU_ , fitzroybowiedog , Allikat & Klim all failed to trouble Prudence the cashier this week
Trip Fund receives CM9
Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:
Barrels maintains his lead with an overall profit of CM64. 3KZ had a rough night at the table but still has is a handy Cm49 ahead. Broken had a good night and is closing with CM47, while smashing his way into the limelight is Runk now CM19 in the black. Also in the black and proud are Mooch CM11 and Klim CM10. IDC is a CM6 up on the bank, and nahnah holds a tenuous 1CM profit. Mike (CM-44 has lost nearly half his shirt, with Mobbs not much better off with CM-41.
Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.86044 - The Clonnie eased off with a very light drop from 0.86087 to 0.86044.
The travel fund is building steadily, we have CM52 put aside and can probably actually fill the tank on the community moped now.
TECHNICAL INFO:
How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.
- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.
How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.
What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
You're bad.
I Dont Care
Nothing Matters
Just keep a pair of aces up your sleeve like I do
TedDougChris
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Ymar teneg yoom bay - Mongolian for ‘what the **** is this stupidity’ - or a close variant of, perhaps without the swearing....
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Who cares about the cards ..Thiem won last night
Dingster
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Hey dingster are you going to share your winnings with us?
I Dont Care
Nothing Matters
Which team?
TedDougChris
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Go team !!!
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