Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

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Nek minnut Home Owners Association.
I lived in an old school mate's spare room for a couple of years when I moved back here and one of the most pathetic things I ever saw was him and an eighty year old bloke almost coming to blows at a Strata meeting.
 

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Me and the bloke across the road have had an unspoken lawn feud going on for years. Soon as i start my mower he gets his out. I think a street poll of whos lawn is better is something i can get around

It would be hilarious to me if this were just a one-sided feud - that you've been stalking this poor guy and his lawn mower for years, and old mate doesn't even know who you are :D
 
House alarm across the road has been going off now since 11.30am - seems to happen every flipping long weekend

Why they don’t give a key and code to a neighbour is beyond me or at least the number of someone to goddam call
 
Cooked dinner on friday night and had this weird taste, I put it down to rotten onions and meal went in the bin. I threw the onions out and grabbed some more today. cooked the same meal again with new onions, turns out my passata was mouldy. New bottle opened on Friday so hadn't been in the fridge but also wasn't cracked. Ruined 2 meals. Glad I found out what it was though.
 
Cooked dinner on friday night and had this weird taste, I put it down to rotten onions and meal went in the bin. I threw the onions out and grabbed some more today. cooked the same meal again with new onions, turns out my passata was mouldy. New bottle opened on Friday so hadn't been in the fridge but also wasn't cracked. Ruined 2 meals. Glad I found out what it was though.
Need to temporarily change your name to bad sauce
 
Need to temporarily change your name to bad sauce

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Suns out, 19 degrees, next doors fire up their bloody woodburner on the back patio and send billows of ****ing smoke under our pergola, all over our washing, and in the back door through the house.

****sake.
Invest in one of those mega fans that some of the big stores have and send the smoke back over the fence 😀
 

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Me and the bloke across the road have had an unspoken lawn feud going on for years. Soon as i start my mower he gets his out. I think a street poll of whos lawn is better is something i can get around
A mow off 😂.

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I've got a pretty good ride on mower but my neighbour got himself a big **** off zero turn jobbie. He's always out there mowing whether the grass needs cutting or not. I'm going to have to get a combine harvester to put him in his place.

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I got no front lawn.
Pretty much noone in my street has.

No mower wars ....booooooo.

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Lawns are going out of fashion. In my area houses that are sold are being pulled down and replaced with mega mansions with no lawns. Younger people can’t be bothered mowing lawns, too busy. They would rather have a pool and entertaining area with maybe a small bit of Astroturf and shrubs in pots for variety.
 
Lawns are going out of fashion. In my area houses that are sold are being pulled down and replaced with mega mansions with no lawns. Younger people can’t be bothered mowing lawns, too busy. They would rather have a pool and entertaining area with maybe a small bit of Astroturf and shrubs in pots for variety.
If gardens are becoming abit out of fashion these days .
 

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