Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Pakenhamsaint]

Simpletons who decide to have a conversation/engage thier brain in what way to go in the middle of a footpath.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Reverse parkers shit me, you think that they have driven past a parking spot and then they stop and try to pull off a reverse park.

They all think it is easier or safer for them to reverse park and then pull out front ways but it is more dangerous for other drivers.

Hardly anyone reverse parked 20 years ago, why is every muppet behind the wheel trying to reverse park now, it's a stupid idea.

Fight me

 

[rocker_oz33]

Simpletons who decide to have a conversation/engage thier brain in what way to go in the middle of a footpath.

And in the shopping alie and in the door way of the tram ...etc etc .

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

And in the shopping alie and in the door way of the tram ...etc etc .

I just had it at the pub

Like get the **** out of the way I want a ****ing beer!

 

[rocker_oz33]

I just had it at the pub

Like get the **** out of the way I want a ****ing beer!

Your not a camel.

 

[Madas]

Simpletons who decide to have a conversation/engage thier brain in what way to go in the middle of a footpath.

And in the shopping alie and in the door way of the tram ...etc etc .

Oh man
People who stand in doorways , thoroughfares , corridors and are oblivious to the fact that they are in the way ( or don’t care ) shit me to no end

 

[Cruyff14]

People who have no sense of spacial awareness.

Went to the zoo yesterday. People are taking photos of their children on the statues on the way to the tiger, elephants etc. One person standing with pram in middle of path, other parent standing in the middle of the path trying to the take photo. Get out of the way you dickheads.

Walked into the butterfly enclosure. Two people with prams stopped right in the entrance.

Yesterday was the first time we didn't take our pram in the zoo and god it was easier.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Yesterday would of been packed at places school holidays and PH.


On that.

If your getting a plane somewhere they tell you which door to enter.
People don't listen they get on the front and walk though the plane numptys.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Oh man
People who stand in doorways , thoroughfares , corridors and are oblivious to the fact that they are in the way ( or don’t care ) shit me to no end

Happens alot .

2 old ladies taking up all the space at the supermarket I say nicely I'll move your trollie on the same side as your freind so I and everyone else can get past.

Well one lady goes everyone in our way this time it's our turn to be in the way.

Righto.

 

[Anzacday]

alot .

2 old ladies taking up all the space at the supermarket I say nicely I'll move your trollie on the same side as your freind so I and everyone else can get past.

Similar to people who have their dog on a lead who is on the opposite side of a bike path.
Smart thing to do when you hear a bike bell is go to your dog, (like you would a child).
Oh no that’s too simple, I’ll drag the dog to me despite his/her resistance.
Better still stand next to your dog FFS!!

 

[troybe]

When you ring a service provider, enter all your details and get halfway through the problem then get hung up on and have to ring them back and go through it all again

 

[rocker_oz33]

Similar to people who have their dog on a lead who is on the opposite side of a bike path.
Smart thing to do when you hear a bike bell is go to your dog, (like you would a child).
Oh no that’s too simple, I’ll drag the dog to me despite his/her resistance.
Better still stand next to your dog FFS!!

I walk my dogs on the left so they closer the house side of the footpath .
People can still walk past but I'm between the dogs.
Only time it doest work is international people don't walk on the left side.
Found this out at a coastal lookout I'm thinking they seem scared of the dogs but wanna walk their side.

A lady was standing in front of the barkery the other no you can't go in there saying to the dog.
The dog no the issue your standing in the way pram and dog blocking people.

Some people still don't keep left on tracks .

 

[rocker_oz33]

People were complaining about all the dogs off lead along the river .

Took the dogs for a walk along the river the dogs off lead were fine imo most had great re call some come over to say hello to mine.

The bike riders were the worst no bell super fast they really though they owned it .

This old bloke in a 3 wheel bike flys up to me I though he was going to run me over.
I just wanna pat your dogs...he said ...ok that's fine .

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Similar to people who have their dog on a lead who is on the opposite side of a bike path.
Smart thing to do when you hear a bike bell is go to your dog, (like you would a child).
Oh no that’s too simple, I’ll drag the dog to me despite his/her resistance.
Better still stand next to your dog FFS!!

What about keeping your dog next to you at all times on a busy path instead of letting it roam to the full extent of the extendable lead? Our dog was trained to walk next to us (we were in charge, not the dog ). There were other off-lead places he could explore freely.

 

[Anzacday]

The bike riders were the worst no bell super fast they really though they owned it .

There’s arseh*le cyclists and there’s dumb/distracted pedestrians and dog owners.
A bit of empathy goes a long way.

 

[GreyCrow]

When you ring a service provider, enter all your details and get halfway through the problem then get hung up on and have to ring them back and go through it all again

When they ring you and then ask for you to provide your details for identification

When they rang you

 

[rocker_oz33]

When they ring you and then ask for you to provide your details for identification

When they rang you

My one was worse Mr rocky set something up in my name or changed everything around.

I ring up.
Then when they ask for the details I have to ask her.
Then they say no cheating please.

That was fun... .

 

[rocker_oz33]

There’s arseh*le cyclists and there’s dumb/distracted pedestrians and dog owners.
A bit of empathy goes a long way.

True these are shared areas.

 

[MrKK]

364 days of the year: lunch is between 12-1.

GF Day: Invite over for the game and serve lunch at 2.15 half-way through the first quarter.

 

[raskolnikov]

364 days of the year: lunch is between 12-1.

GF Day: Invite over for the game and serve lunch at 2.15 half-way through the first quarter.

We don't usually have lunch on Christmas Day until about 2.

 

[cats_09]

Since finishing school a few decades ago, I rarely eat lunch between 12 & 1

On work shifts I try to leave my lunch break as late as feasible, fitting it in around work colleagues - the later one has lunch the quicker to the end of shift, though sometimes there's no option but within that 12-1 time slot

When at home, I might not eat lunch until 2->3, and if I'm out or on holidays I may as even eat lunch as I just get sidetracked

As for Christmas Day - that depends who's doing the cooking, but 2-3 is pretty standard in the family, sometimes later but rarely earlier

 

[Over The Post]

Buying a suit.

Not only is google so enshittified its almost useless, but shops using AI generated images????

To sell a suit?????



Don't want to rain on their parade, but I don't want to wear a suit that hangs like this.

And I'm sure that nipples showing through shirt, waistcoat and jacket would not be really acceptable at a wedding.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Buying a suit.

Not only is google so enshittified its almost useless, but shops using AI generated images????

To sell a suit?????

View attachment 2125817

Don't want to rain on their parade, but I don't want to wear a suit that hangs like this.

And I'm sure that nipples showing through shirt, waistcoat and jacket would not be really acceptable at a wedding.

Few years in the Gym before you can wear a suit from that place .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Wasn't hungry so pretty much just had lunch ..

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Buying a suit.

Not only is google so enshittified its almost useless, but shops using AI generated images????

To sell a suit?????

View attachment 2125817

Don't want to rain on their parade, but I don't want to wear a suit that hangs like this.

And I'm sure that nipples showing through shirt, waistcoat and jacket would not be really acceptable at a wedding.

That’s an horrific fit