Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

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I did click and collect when I had COVID and had to isolate.

I ordered a pumpkin.

I applaud Woolworths for finding the only bonsai pumpkin vine in the southern hemisphere to have sourced it from. At first I thought they'd forgotten it but then I found it, hiding behind a cherry tomato.

I thought a Kent pumpkin was more your style ... 😂.
 

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I much prefer use by bingo

Buy the marked down item and see how long before I
A: Decide to eat it
B: Throw it away
C: Wonder why I bought marked down asparagus

I’ll rarely buy the marked down or anything nearing use by date unless I’m sure I’ll eat it that day.

Only time I stuffed up was bought hamburgers on Cup day that were on special and didn’t check the date. Luckily it was a best before and I survived….

Even with milk as I rarely use it, I simply won’t buy it if the don’t have the 2 week use by stuff available as I know they last at least that long. Same with bread, only buy it if it’s good for 4-5 days and always the mini loaves.
 
I reckon I would be happy if Uber Eats vanished. I think it's a blight on society - promotes laziness, overeating and clogs up the roads. It didn't even exist ten years ago, so it's not like we can't live without it.

Uber Eats is a scourge. Go and get your own chicken nuggets you lazy ****s.

It is a poor deal for restaurants and drivers.
 
My sister ordered on Uber Eats a couple of weeks ago because she is too lazy to drive 10 minutes up the road to get the food herself. Then she had the temerity to complain when the driver dropped off the wrong order and refused to come back. If you are going to use that service then you have no right to complain when your order is ****ed up.
 
My sister ordered on Uber Eats a couple of weeks ago because she is too lazy to drive 10 minutes up the road to get the food herself. Then she had the temerity to complain when the driver dropped off the wrong order and refused to come back. If you are going to use that service then you have no right to complain when your order is ****ed up.

I did a Menulog order cup week as the Bakery near work was shut and that’s the only option close enough to go to at lunch. So I ordered delivery from somewhere in town.

He handed me my order and it included a drink which I thought was strange as I didn’t order one, then thankfully I read the bag and ran outside and caught him before he left.

Can’t even remember what it was he gave me, but not even from the same place or something I could eat either!
 
Uber eats drivers seem to think they the main people in the place.


Did notice a fat uber eats guy his guts was hanging out from he's tee shirt.
Didn't brother to zip up the cold/warm bag food was almost falling out .
Moved slower than the ex Sri Lanka cricket captain.
 

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