Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

[MatthewB]

And then he just happens to get fired soon after haha

well he wasn't fired, but he was made redundant a few months later

 

[FRUMPY]

well he wasn't fired, but he was made redundant a few months later

haha couldnt see that coming.....

 

[FRUMPY]

Same campaigner at work who didnt want a laptop, again requests i bring my laptop to our meeting in the boardroom - FFS

 

[Bomberboyokay]

We had a caravan in the 90s. Parents sold it by the end of the decade. Cheap flights were a thing by then I guess but also it's probably not something you want to do with kids who aren't 'kids' anymore (my oldest brother turned 18 in 1999).

 

[the_interloper]

People calling me when in the car and interrupting a really good bit in the song.

 

[Billy ray]

Nice day for it

Er aaa. Nice day for weather

 

[Beerfish]

My phone deciding overnight that today would be Saturday the 23rd and therefore my alarm would not be required. How the **** does that even happen?

 

[Shell]

My phone deciding overnight that today would be Saturday the 23rd and therefore my alarm would not be required. How the fu** does that even happen?

Your phone wanted to give you a day off how sweet.

 

[Billy ray]

Your phone wanted to give you a day off how sweet.

Starts off sweet. But beware the robot uprising!

 

[Power Raid]

Not being able to find my shoes.

Could they be in the car... could they be at school. Idk. Fk.

a hazard relating to the walk of shame?

 

[Beerfish]

Starts off sweet. But beware the robot uprising!

Yeah.. trying to get me fired more like!

 

[Shell]

a hazard relating to the walk of shame?

I wish.

And they were in the car for those playing at home

 

[FRUMPY]

I wish.

And they were in the car for those playing at home

i can stop looking?

 

[Scotland]

We had a caravan in the 90s. Parents sold it by the end of the decade. Cheap flights were a thing by then I guess but also it's probably not something you want to do with kids who aren't 'kids' anymore (my oldest brother turned 18 in 1999).

With really young kids they sleep early so you have to sit quietly so you don't wake them up. With older kids they want their own space and don't want to be crammed into a wooden box with their parents and siblings. There's a small window of age where kids love it and it's practical. A friend of mine with kids under 4 or 5 has a camper trailer (basic caravan really) and plans to get his kids their own tent(s) to go camping. I reckon that will work until the kids start to get to high school age and want to hang out with their own friends.

We had a van when I was 6 or 7, not sure how long we had it but can't have been more than 5 years. Dunno if age of kids or general lack of use got it sold.

 

[Billy ray]

If i won a caravan i would sell it. But with proceeds i would spend a small amount to buy a really old decrepit caravan and then enter into one of those trailer races where you smash up your caravans

 

[Scotland]

I would keep it if it's an airstream.

Then I'd go and live in it off the grid in the desert and claim to have made contact with aliens.

 

[Billy ray]

I would keep it if it's an airstream.

Then I'd go and live in it off the grid in the desert and claim to have made contact with aliens.

True airstreams are great

 

[FRUMPY]

With really young kids they sleep early so you have to sit quietly so you don't wake them up. With older kids they want their own space and don't want to be crammed into a wooden box with their parents and siblings. There's a small window of age where kids love it and it's practical. A friend of mine with kids under 4 or 5 has a camper trailer (basic caravan really) and plans to get his kids their own tent(s) to go camping. I reckon that will work until the kids start to get to high school age and want to hang out with their own friends.

We had a van when I was 6 or 7, not sure how long we had it but can't have been more than 5 years. Dunno if age of kids or general lack of use got it sold.

Caravan with annex is all you need. We have had the kids in the van until this christmas, we will kick them out to the annex. As kids, me and my cousins were happy to stay in the annex until we started doing our own thing around 18+ (get out licence, go away with mates instead) - but still spent time at the caravan. We all now have caravans and our own sites at the same caravan park.

 

[Cuzz09]

Never ever seems to be any West Coast wins replayed on Fox Footy when I have spare time to watch for a bit... but plenty of games we lose in heartbreaking circumstances. F U Fox Footy.

On SM-G925I using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Sport-specific Fox Sports channels are a crock.

 

[Engimal v3]

Sport-specific Fox Sports channels are a crock.

FoxFooty should become FoxCricket over the summer. It's so obvious, I wonder why they wouldn't make the switch. There's more than enough content.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Gonna tell my kids meme

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Downstairs neighbour. Talks loudly on his phone 5-7 times a day, starts early Treats his front door facing the stairwell like a window, open.

 

[Shell]

I have neighbours exactly like that except late at night- im talking any fking hour midnight, 1, 2... yeah it may not be loud music but when there is NO "background" noise whatsoever you are acting like massive campaigners disturbing everyone. Have some fking manners you wanna talk outside go to a fking park not outside a 3 story apartment block.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Heard him (as his conversations are loud and have the door open) say "Magistrates Court", "AVO", "intervention order". People who probably aren't his kids visit him every few days and ask questions where those words get used.

I stomped on the floor 15 minutes ago because it's a little early for hearing him and now he's yelling outside calling me an arseh*le.