Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

[Shell]

wasnt sure where to post this
but live blog of serial killer trial that started today

Claremont serial killer trial - Day 1

The moment Western Australia has waited 8704 days for arrives today, as Bradley Robert Edwards goes on trial — accused of being the Claremont serial killer

live.24liveblog.com

Crime board

 

[Kram]

I'm gonna put my decorations up soon.

No tree tho, dont really have the room and also cbfd.

But why is the carpet all wet, Shell.

 

[Shell]

But why is the carpet all wet, Shell.

I DONT KNOW MARGOT

 

[Kram]

Anzac day biscuits on sale in November

They are good biscuits, who gives a shit what time of the year it is.

 

[Billy ray]

They are good biscuits, who gives a shit what time of the year it is.

Exactly. Same as hot cross buns and egg shaped chcolates. Should sell all year

 

[fanuch]

Family Peace Foundation ads. Everything is the parents fault. Try cleaning your room, doing your chores or feeding your dog if you want peace you little brats.

 

[Shell]

Family Peace Foundation ads. Everything is the parents fault. Try cleaning your room, doing your chores or feeding your dog if you want peace you little brats.

They are the biggest load of condescending shit ive ever heard on the radio.


And i used to listen to Steve Price

 

[Fabab]

You seem a tad kranky today shell
.

 

[Shell]

I am

 

[Fabab]

Who’s upset ya?

 

[Shell]

campaigners at work

 

[Shell]

And the dipshits who cant design boom gates SO THEY GO UP

 

[PT Bar None]

I've been a xmas casual at The Body Shop.

Srsly wanted to kill someone by the end of it. Fk xmas carols.

How many clueless blokes did you get in there, obviously purchasing a Xmas gift under direction?

 

[Shell]

How many clueless blokes did you get in there, obviously purchasing a Xmas gift under direction?

I honestly cannot remember i worked there 2002

 

[FRUMPY]

Family Peace Foundation ads. Everything is the parents fault. Try cleaning your room, doing your chores or feeding your dog if you want peace you little brats.

Yeah they shit me no-end - you are allowed to be angry at each other and tell your kids off etc. Are you even a family if you dont argue from time to time?

 

[peternorth]

Exactly. Same as hot cross buns and egg shaped chcolates. Should sell all year

i want one NOW

 

[Shell]

Hot cross buns are shit

 

[iluvparis]

i want one NOW

Superb butter ratio there

 

[Shell]

If i HAVE to eat them i'd eat them plain.


PLAIN.

 

[peternorth]

Superb butter ratio there

Sure is!!!

Fresh, firm but soft, HCB with ample butter or margarine. The right stickiness and sultana:sweet sweet dough combo makes for a perfection moment

 

[Beerfish]

Plain hot cross buns are shit. Why bother. Just buy a bun.

 

[peternorth]

Plain hot cross buns are shit. Why bother. Just buy a bun.

And a box of raisins

 

[Beerfish]

And a box of raisins

No thanks. I'll just buy hot cross buns.

Similarly hot cross buns with all the variations of chocolate stuff in them are shit too. Disgusting. Just buy a block of chocolate and a loaf of bread if you're into that.

 

[FRUMPY]

Hot cross buns are shit

Used to be when they had orange peel in them. I love them without peel though.

But i dont like raisin bread (must be along the lines of me liking corn on the cob but hate corn off the cob)

 

[FRUMPY]

No thanks. I'll just buy hot cross buns.

Similarly hot cross buns with all the variations of chocolate stuff in them are shit too. Disgusting. Just buy a block of chocolate and a loaf of bread if you're into that.

Yeah plain and chocolate ones are no good. The apple and cinnamon ones were good this year