Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

[Shell]

I've been a xmas casual at The Body Shop.

Srsly wanted to kill someone by the end of it. Fk xmas carols.

 

[Off The Couch]

I've been a xmas casual at The Body Shop.

Srsly wanted to kill someone by the end of it. Fk xmas carols.

yes, can’t imagine what I would do if I had to listen to Santa baby more than once a year

 

[Shell]

yes, can’t imagine what I would do if I had to listen to Santa baby more than once a year

It was fun working there (good ppl and the pay was good) but yeah the carols were the only negative.

 

[Billy ray]

Christmas

 

[Shell]

Christmas

What are you gonna get me?

 

[Hawk Dork]

Grinches

 

[Billy ray]

What are you gonna get me?

A ribbon tied on it

 

[Shell]

A ribbon tied on it

Keep the receipt please, cause ill wanna return it.

 

[Scotland]

The Body Shop is one of those businesses that if they do $5,000 of trade 11 months of the year will do $20,000 in December as people panic buy Christmas gifts. Dusk in the same boat. Nothing says thoughtful gift like a scented candle...

 

[Shell]

Dusk is a terrible shop. I hate scented candles.

 

[Beerfish]

Hot cross buns should be available all year round. They can feel free to **** off the cross though. Call them spiced sultana buns.

 

[Gough]

It was fun working there (good ppl and the pay was good) but yeah the carols were the only negative.

I used to play the Johnny Cash Christmas Album.

 

[Billy ray]

Anzac day biscuits on sale in November

 

[Shell]

Easter eggs should be available all year round.

 

[Billy ray]

Easter eggs should be available all year round.

They are. Its lowest quality compound chocolate. Just in different shape. Buy a cadbury block. Same same

 

[Shell]

They are. Its lowest quality compound chocolate. Just in different shape. Buy a cadbury block. Same same

No its not the same.

 

[Cruyff14]

Flies.

 

[craigos]

Nothing makes me contemplate mass murder more than hearing 100 year old Christmas Carols sang by washed up entertainers and C grade celebrities than the Carols in the Domain or whatever shitshow that thing is called.

 

[Shell]

Nothing makes me contemplate mass murder more than hearing 100 year old Christmas Carols sang by washed up entertainers and C grade celebrities than the Carols in the Domain or whatever shitshow that thing is called.

Thats Sydney. Ours is Carols By Candlelight

 

[craigos]

I shouldn't have said that.

 

[Shell]

Says who?!

 

[Shell]

Ptv. Go suck a big hairy one then shove it up ya fking ass. U dumb prick campaigners

 

[Billy ray]

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[Keys]

The Body Shop.

wanted to kill someone

Sounds like you were working in the right place

 

[Bomberboyokay]

When I worked in a shop, the first Christmas I thought carols would be improvement on the usual crappy music played. Nope. Carols by ****ing Guy Sebastian and other pop campaigners instead of old crooners.