Fighting Furies
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- Aug 25, 2011
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7 total seasons at the helm
Average 1.75 seasons per Captaincy
7 Captains/Co-captains across 4 leadership ‘eras’ since S32
Next Skipper? Receivership
Ahh the Furies.
We’re arguably looking at the beginning of the end for the Furies as we look back over the last four leadership eras at the hippodrome. Maybe even the middle and the end of the end if we’re brutally honest. But again, I’m not here to judge.
So we find ourselves back in S32 with the terribly brief Bastyy era over before it began. Turns out he should have just stuck with the Warriors after all. Tigerturbulance is still at the club in body, but in mind and spirit he is likely already furiously plotting the Furies downfall. You probably know it better as the Ophidian Old Boys expansion bid.
Oh, and we really can’t discuss this era at the Furies without the rise and fall of the Nerd Club. A PM that quickly engulfed the most edgelord posters doing the rounds at the time, as they set about to emulate the Boys Club in a sad attempt at a clout grab. Of course, they would ultimately FAFO, but I digress.
So come S33 and we are in the peak of Nerd Club shenanigans as the majority of the ill-fated clique had found a home at the hippodrome by this point. The edgiest lord of them all of course being the pirate LARPing TJASTA, who would step out of the shadows of his Furies contemporaries and post a whole lot of crap about shit. Literally.
He was quite oddly joined at the ‘hip’ (let’s keep it PG shall we?) by his enthusiastic squire ImissFrosty, and together the two would frolic their way through the season as the mode du jour of the previously goon swilling, neck punching, dumpster diving Furies was fast replaced with e-girl simping, fangirling "based"ness, and Discord cyberbullying.
A pretty big rift had well and truly opened up at this point between this lot and the Furies establishment, which probably would have come to more of a head, had it not been for them spending the entire season campaigning for
And so as we now know the old boys became, well... the Old Boys. And half of the Nerd Club perished in one fell swoop on account of them basically being edgy knobs and pushing the boundaries well past their limits, with no less than 3 players permabanned from the entire site never to be seen again. Well, apart from one of them who almost won a beez with an alt. Some would say that was the second time around too.
Enter S34, and an up and coming James Colorado joins Nerd Club leftover Pickitt as co-captains looking to pick up the pieces, and the cavalry somewhat arrived in the form of omgfridge and NaturalDisaster from the Royals and Warriors respectively to assist. JC would quickly outgrow the need for Pickitt ’s ‘guidance’ and would trade up for omgfridge 's services as the two have brought refreshing change to the post-edge era.
However their engagement & activity has been on the steady wane since they heady heights of their S33 blitzkrieg, and with fridgey seeming to lose his zest for the place they find themselves exactly where they looked to be headed post-expansion after a lean S37 has been ‘hold my beer’d by this season. But Colorado is a good leader, shows a lot of promise and commitment to his club and that’s worth commending in my book.
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