How about this one:
Win-win scenario, right?
- We trade Dunkley plus next year's third round pick to Brisbane.
- Brisbane trade this year's first and next year's second to us and agree to pay 10% of McStay's salary for the next 5 years.
- Hawthorn trade Gunston to Brisbane in exchange for next year's fourth-rounder.
- Geelong swap next year's third- and fourth-round picks with Richmond.
- Richmond on-trade the 2023 third-round pick they obtained from Geelong to Brisbane.
- North Melbourne trade their fourth-round pick to Juventas.
- Juventas give North's fourth-round pick to an alchemist in exchange for 2 kg of solid gold.
- The alchemist receives an end-of-second round compensation pick, which they trade to Richmond.
- Geelong are fined $1 million and ejected from the league.
Win-win scenario, right?