Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

[edgie]

I was a young teenager in 2007 and after Steve Irwin died I tried to download a video of his death from limewire out of morbid curiosity.
Opened it up once it had finally finished (our internet was slow as balls back then) and was greeted with a short clip of a fat chick in a barn getting slammed from behind by a horse. Serves me right I guess.

Not your proudest wank?

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[DaTBird187]

Not even close to Shane McGowan

Leave Shane alone. He earned that look.

 

[HugeJohnson]

Not your proudest wank?

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Neigh

 

[Festerz]

I do love the comments:

Got this loaded for my grandad who has PTSD from the war and struggles with sleeping

I'm bingeing The Wire atm and that soundtrack is just perfect.

And if the sound of gunfire in the night is your thing...how about 10 hours of 'soothing' WW2 gunfire as the ultimate cure to insomnia?

 

[Schulzenfest]

So my cricket team beat the crows in a T20 tonight. Tex got a golden duck then called a 17 yo a dickhead when shaking hands.
What a legend.

Hopefully the kid was white, otherwise who knows what else he would have said.

 

[JimmyBC]

Papa G Happy International Women's Day

 

[Alberton Proud]

So my cricket team beat the crows in a T20 tonight. Tex got a golden duck then called a 17 yo a dickhead when shaking hands.
What a legend.

 

[Papa G]

Papa G Happy International Women's Day

Thanks Jim. The bitches that work for me will get an extra bottom pinch today in recognition.

 

[Papa G]

International Women's Day at Papa G Corp.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If this was Adelaide, I would think this was a Fringe event.

 

[Festerz]

If this was Adelaide, I would think this was a Fringe event.

So much going on here.

Bonnet-jumping tatts guy in socks and slides who has amazing balance, short ass rat's tail fatty coming in at the end who forgets his gut is bigger than his reach, and well dressed mama yelling from the sidelines for them to all grow up and throwing a dish of water that lands about 5 metres from the action.

Tbf it is probably best suited for the Spielgeltent than outdoors.

 

[bomberclifford]

If this was Adelaide, I would think this was a Fringe event.

Housos 2023 Reboot.

 

[StuMan]

 

[Doctor Feel]

edgie Finally a blend of your two greatest loves.

 

[edgie]

So much going on here.

Bonnet-jumping tatts guy in socks and slides who has amazing balance, short ass rat's tail fatty coming in at the end who forgets his gut is bigger than his reach, and well dressed mama yelling from the sidelines for them to all grow up and throwing a dish of water that lands about 5 metres from the action.

Tbf it is probably best suited for the Spielgeltent than outdoors.

You forgot those custom headlights on the Falcon.

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[snozulu]

If this was Adelaide, I would think this was a Fringe event.

reminds me of this

 

[edgie]

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Phew! That's reassuring! These kind of things keep me up at night with concern. Thank the lord that a professional reporter seen fit to put this one to bed.

Also, for those of you worried, I am probably not going to be making babies with Margot Robbie. I am free to provide an interview on the topic whenever.

 

[Janus]

Here's something new - a biological 'battery' based on bacteria that converts hydrogen in the air into an electrical current.

MSN

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“Huc is extraordinarily efficient,” says Grinter.

“Unlike all other known enzymes and chemical catalysts, it even consumes hydrogen below atmospheric levels – as little as 0.00005% of the air we breathe.”

“We’re confident, based on other work that has been done with catalysts, that if we scale that up and put it into an electric device, we could use it to power something like a wristwatch as a proof of concept,” says Grinter.

If enough of the enzyme could be made industrially, it could even be a useful component of much bigger hydrogen fuel cells – like for a car.

“I don’t see a fundamental barrier,” says Grinter.

“It would just be developing enough of the density of the enzyme on a surface that it could catalyse the hydrogen. So it’s a long term possibility, but I would say it’s a possibility.”

 

[JimmyBC]

U2 & AC/DC are now both equally crap is the story he's after.

 

[Dylan8]

U2 & AC/DC are now both equally crap is the story he's after.

I feel like I like a lot about Irish people and whatever U2 makes me feel is the opposite. Man why is the guitarist called "the edge" that's so lame

 

[edgie]

I had The Edge on my highschool shirt. How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb was popular in my group of alternative thinkers and social outcasts.

He's literally called the edge because he was considers an 'edgy thinker'. People think they come up with original things to say, but ****ing U2 advertised the fact they were edgelords generations before meme culture.

 

[Dylan8]

edgie is a way cooler name anyway

 

[bomberclifford]

I feel like I like a lot about Irish people and whatever U2 makes me feel is the opposite. Man why is the guitarist called "the edge" that's so lame

I reckon he would talk about himself in the third person too.

"TheEdge™ is disappointed in you Dylan. Do better."




PS: Do you think he wears his beanie while he's having sex? He hasn't taken it off since 1987.