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I might be joining youDon't be jealous folks, but I'm gonna see his debut live
Does he even know the gameplan? Or is Box Hill's gameplan the same.
Imagine him streaming through the centre looking upfield for a leading forward and then ............he sees them all stagnant waiving their arms to kick it the pack. He'd be thinking .....WT
Where can I go to get an emergency ‘44’ put on my jumper?
Some Jai Newcombe facts:
Jai Newcombe doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you spell Jai Newcombe in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Jai Newcombe has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If Jai Newcombe were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Jai Newcombe and they both fought, they would both win.
Jai Newcombe’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Jai Newcombe does not sleep. He waits.
Jai Newcombe can dribble a bowling ball.
Jai Newcombe has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Jai Newcombe counted to infinity… twice.
Jai Newcombe is the reason why Wally is hiding.
Jai Newcombe doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Jai Newcombe can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.
Too soon?
What lack of pre-season? He has played 11 games already this year at BHH.Where can we expect him to play given his lack of pre-season?
Does he have the tank to play a full game at HFF with a few mins at stoppages?
Or is he likely to spend 60minis TOG in the forward half?
I heard he kicked Chuck Norris's arse....Where can I go to get an emergency ‘44’ put on my jumper?
Some Jai Newcombe facts:
Jai Newcombe doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you spell Jai Newcombe in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Jai Newcombe has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If Jai Newcombe were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Jai Newcombe and they both fought, they would both win.
Jai Newcombe’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Jai Newcombe does not sleep. He waits.
Jai Newcombe can dribble a bowling ball.
Jai Newcombe has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Jai Newcombe counted to infinity… twice.
Jai Newcombe is the reason why Wally is hiding.
Jai Newcombe doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Jai Newcombe can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.
Too soon?
Jai cooking a few swans pea hearts i see.
Jai cooking up someone's gigantic nutsack.
Where can we expect him to play given his lack of pre-season?
Does he have the tank to play a full game at HFF with a few mins at stoppages?
Or is he likely to spend 60minis TOG in the forward half?
I'll be in the Hawks Members area - I'm the dude with the Hawthorn jumperI might be joining you
Did he do a pre-season with the Hawks or not?What lack of pre-season? He has played 11 games already this year at BHH.
He did it with Box Hill of course.Did he do a pre-season with the Hawks or not?
11 games of VFL is hardly comparable to a full pre-season with an AFL club.
Appreciate the reply.He did it with Box Hill of course.
If he's fit enough to play every week at VFL, he'll be just fine at AFL. He'll be at the same standard as pretty much every 19yo footballer, but at least his body is more mature than most.
I’ll be the guy in the Hawks jumper that kind’ve looks a little like Michael Walters from Freo (so I’ve been told)I'll be in the Hawks Members area - I'm the dude with the Hawthorn jumper
Nah. Said on the phone to his folks in that video he's starting on the pine.Odds on him starting at the first centre bounce? Reckon it’s a dead cert.
What lack of pre-season? He has played 11 games already this year at BHH.
Has been good at Box Hill presenting as the link man in the centre of the ground to go diagonally from one flank to the other. And now he'll have Scrimshaw and Day releasing that kick to him, giving to Morrison or Shiels on the fat side wing to deliver I50 with an unsettled defense. That's the transition gameplan. We've just been shit at it.Does he even know the gameplan? Or is Box Hill's gameplan the same.
Imagine him streaming through the centre looking upfield for a leading forward and then ............he sees them all stagnant waiving their arms to kick it the pack. He'd be thinking .....WT