I'm sorry you can't remember one Carlton flag, but I don't give a shit because I can remember 7 of them (we have won 8 in my lifetime), including being in attendance at 3 of them (2 against Collingwood, both games in which Collingwood choked).Oh the hypocracy. Honestly, you can't write this stuff any better.
It seems as though Carlton are happy to hang their hat on 'being within a kick of the prelim!'
And 'having top draft picks!'
Dude, I'm 30* and can't remember one Carlton flag (I wasn't old enough to remember '87) In that time you have won 3 spoons and we have won 2 flags (I was there for both). Talk about history all you want mate but surely you're getting a little thirsty. Maybe one day you might be able to say "at least we were there".
In the meantime, you finished 10th and have done nothing to improve your list. A number of the teams above you had as many injuries or a worse run.
We are happy with where we're at. You sound a little worried. That or delusional.
Thanks for coming. Back to the safety of your Board. Maybe you can talk about your awesome list and how all 22 AAs.
(* Oh and that makes it one successful campaign in 30 years. '95*.Therefore, 29 unsuccessful campaigns.)
As far as getting thirsty goes, I believe Collingwood supporters would be fairly knowledgeable on that aspect having endured 32 year & 20 year droughts before their last 2 premierships (the only 2 premierships in our lifetime). Such comments coming from a 30 year old don't surprise me though. We all know many of your generation have short attention spans & struggle to remember anything that happened beyond last week.
But, if you want to have a dick-measuring contest, my club has given me a lot more premiership joy since I have been following them than your club has given to you. I wouldn't swap the 7 premierships I have enjoyed for your measly 2 premierships, but then as I have already stated, some Collingwood supporters are more than happy to celebrate nearly getting there.