Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[sr36]

Finish macrae is another contender. He was a known wimp from the outset, as we could judge that by his brother. However, it seems that he doesnt have his brother's ability to get kicks. I generally hate guys who dont have mongrel and finnish is completely devoid of it. To me, he was finished before he began. He may as well rename himself "deadmeat macrae"

I got confused when I watched a VFL game and they said the blokes name was Finn McRae. But isn't he just Will Kelly in a different jumper? Just some curly blonde loser hanging around with a footy team to try to get laid.

 

[Markfs]

Trey was a ‘Covid’ draftee, the result of Derek only having phone footage to watch prior to the draft, sent to him by his ‘talent’ scouts, who got it from their mates at the pub, who in turn got it from the kids’ parents. Trey’s footage was all grainy and wobbly, because his mum was stoned when she filmed it, but Trey looked good in it.

The footage also came with some text saying Trey was good at ‘goofy’ but Derek, who by this time had been locked up for months and was getting desperate, thought it said ‘footy’. And then we drafted him.

I don’t know how he’s still on the list. I think he’s been forgotten about. It does happen. People can sneak onto lists when no one’s watching. Remember Tim Golds? I rest my case.

tim who? I think you're confusing the club with the one in the movie.

anyway it seems derek said he had a stuffed phone that was the blame. He asked the so-called expert in perth about the ruscoe family...and the bloke responded "yeh, good for nothing"....but the second part was lost in the signal.

You have to wonder what derek feels now about his "coming from a good family mantra" when he looks at ruscoe. Hiney normally likes to have tea and bickies with the parents but trey's mum would have given him a mouthful from the plagon...but then again, I dont think Hiney's good family obsession has delivered anything of use. I wonder if Ned is considered a good father....when his son knows nothing about footy.

You could argue that Hiney might do a better job if he put in the darkened padded room for six months and then asked to pick names from bucket full of names. I just wish he left the club and went into business with rendall as recruitment advisers. Then we could officially ignore him

 

[Markfs]

I got confused when I watched a VFL game and they said the blokes name was Finn McRae. But isn't he just Will Kelly in a different jumper? Just some curly blonde loser hanging around with a footy team to try to get laid.

You get confused tying your shoelaces which probably explains the doubling up of the post..... and your loyalty to the pies

 

[Vicky Park]

tim who? I think you're confusing the club with the one in the movie.

You can pretend you don’t remember him, but he was so invisible that he didn’t even make it into this thread. He was like a stealth bomber - or at least the stealth bit - you couldn’t see him. Apparently he hid in his locker for the 12 months he was with us. And Dekka denied even drafting him. So who did? Probably Eddie. Interfering again!

 

[sr36]

Finish macrae is another contender. He was a known wimp from the outset, as we could judge that by his brother. However, it seems that he doesnt have his brother's ability to get kicks. I generally hate guys who dont have mongrel and finnish is completely devoid of it. To me, he was finished before he began. He may as well rename himself "deadmeat macrae"

Speaking of mongrel. What a ****ing disappointing season we had. It started with such promise with Bruzzy and that crazy German bloke doing the right thing and getting suspended in the practice matches for knocking blokes out. Then come the regular season - nothing. No right hooks, no raised elbows, nothing. Soft as.

 

[Markfs]

You can pretend you don’t remember him, but he was so invisible that he didn’t even make it into this thread. He was like a stealth bomber - or at least the stealth bit - you couldn’t see him. Apparently he hid in his locker for the 12 months he was with us. And Dekka denied even drafting him. So who did? Probably Eddie. Interfering again!

bucks.....that's my programming coming through. when people in my family complain about something, I just say bucks.... he's generally the problem

 

[Markfs]

Speaking of mongrel. What a ******* disappointing season we had. It started with such promise with Bruzzy and that crazy German bloke doing the right thing and getting suspended in the practice matches for knocking blokes out. Then come the regular season - nothing. No right hooks, no raised elbows, nothing. Soft as.

You're a hard man to please... there were some diamonds in the rough. But the number of list cloggers was sometimes overwhelming and then there were the players who i will call broadly "uncollingwood people"...many of them list cloggers....such as the madge...

but on the mongrel front, the bruzza's demonstration against that wimpish melb winger was one of the few highlights. I cant remember the last time a pie player instilled fear...

my mind wanders back to that mindless ticking time bomb, fabulous phil....ahhh...oh well

 

[sr36]

You're a hard man to please... there were some diamonds in the rough. But the number of list cloggers was sometimes overwhelming and then there were the players who i will call broadly "uncollingwood people"...many of them list cloggers....such as the madge...

but on the mongrel front, the bruzza's demonstration against that wimpish melb winger was one of the few highlights. I cant remember the last time a pie player instilled fear...

my mind wanders back to that mindless ticking time bomb, fabulous phil....ahhh...oh well

I don't want to hear about diamonds. There was an article about our wunderkind's soft hands from playing with balloons. FFS. If we must talk about balloon related hijinks, I want to hear about someone's sharp elbows for bursting the bloody things.

 

[Markfs]

I don't want to hear about diamonds. There was an article about our wunderkind's soft hands from playing with balloons. FFS. If we must talk about balloon related hijinks, I want to hear about someone's sharp elbows for bursting the bloody things.

you need to rest and take your medication over summer so that you can explode during the season... i'd prescribe a week in bali with remy but you'd need to provide last year's tax statement...

 

[sr36]

you need to rest and take your medication over summer so that you can explode during the season... i'd prescribe a week in bali with remy but you'd need to provide last year's tax statement...

That's harsh on Remy. She just likes Jordy for his mind.

 

[Markfs]

That's harsh on Remy. She just likes Jordy for his mind.

i better stop there. We're not here to whip Remy.....................................................................

 

[Markfs]

The regurgitation of a 10 year old story on the pie site, about a couple of german immigrants who played reserve grade footy ....is just another lame attempt by the woke collingwood media dept to use stories from the past to inspire people to buy memberships...

Rather than talk about some blokes who never made an impact on the Pies, it might be better to pull out some great stories from the past about the players who actually won premierships for the pies. These are the blokes who will be remembered. The rest of em will be forgotten unless they are dug up by some woke media types in the media dept....

 

[sr36]

We usually give draftees a year's leeway before we really get stuck in. This means that the likes of Arlo Draper, Harvey Harrison, Cooper Murley and Reef - that bloke who has taken overBen Reid

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Ben Reid

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

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Fwd

Career

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Last 5

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14.3

4star

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9.5

4star

HB

4.9

4star

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6.0

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.6

4star

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D

14.0

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.4

4star

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6.0

5star

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1.0

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1star

's hospital bed - are now right in the frame. Exciting whipping times ahead, I think. You can tell that they're going to be spuds, just by the stupidity of their names - and because Dekka drafted them.

 

[Markfs]

We usually give draftees a year's leeway before we really get stuck in. This means that the likes of Arlo Draper, Harvey Harrison, Cooper Murley and Reef - that bloke who has taken overBen Reid's hospital bed - are now right in the frame. Exciting whipping times ahead, I think. You can tell that they're going to be spuds, just by the stupidity of their names - and because Dekka drafted them.

I always like the fact that hiney can draft players that look bad against the VFL players.... i dont know how he does that. It's a gift...

 

[sr36]

I always like the fact that hiney can draft players that look bad against the VFL players.... i dont know how he does that. It's a gift...

It's all about their names. Dekka sees himself as a screenwriter and selects names for his latest project. His work used to be Porkies style low brow comedies and thus he favoured names like Cox, Goldsack, Dick, Sidebottom, etc.. But he's matured as a writer and has moved into teen romance. His latest work involves the slightly nerdy protagonist Harvey Harrison, who is competing for a love interest with the jock Cooper Murley, who regularly belittles Harvey with bullying pranks. Harvey's best friend and confidante is the oddball arty stoner Arlo Draper, who throws in the occasional pearl of wisdom in amongst strange stoned utterings. Hine's project is going really well. It's just a shame that none of them can play footy. Hopefully he reverts to dick jokes - that was more successful. Or better still he can just continue to find us some more South Australian antivax nutjobs- Frampton -the name of the summer holiday location for his teen flick - that's one loony I'm too scared to whip.

 

[Markfs]

It's all about their names. Dekka sees himself as a screenwriter and selects names for his latest project. His work used to be Porkies style low brow comedies and thus he favoured names like Cox, Goldsack, Dick, Sidebottom, etc.. But he's matured as a writer and has moved into teen romance. His latest work involves the slightly nerdy protagonist Harvey Harrison, who is competing for a love interest with the jock Cooper Murley, who regularly belittles Harvey with bullying pranks. Harvey's best friend and confidante is the oddball arty stoner Arlo Draper, who throws in the occasional pearl of wisdom in amongst strange stoned utterings. Hine's project is going really well. It's just a shame that none of them can play footy. Hopefully he reverts to dick jokes - that was more successful. Or better still he can just continue to find us some more South Australian antivax nutjobs- Frampton -the name of the summer holiday location for his teen flick - that's one loony I'm too scared to whip.

Gee, the things you learn on BF. I never suspected Hiney's strategy..... and then he still has to work in theories of "coming from a good family" and "born in December" so the player can be underage or overage or whatever the jeffrey epstein theory was...

And then of course, the player has to have been injured during the year, so Hiney can tell the world that he's nabbed a bargain....you'd think it would be easier on him just to try to find someone who can play the game...

You know I was thinking of the whole problem of trying to recruit footballers when I was walking past the local bottle shop just a few minutes ago. Three blokes get out of a car to go into the place...sounds good so far...the boys want to get smashed off their faces....but then i look closer..

All three of em dont have shoes...wearing long shorts or short longs or whatever...scungy beards and looking like they haven't worked in their lives...

and then the worst, all three had pony tails....all three of em. Geez

No wonder you cant get a player with some mongrel....of course I still blame Hiney ...and I blame Bucks, of course...but they haven't got a lot to work with.

I bet murley, harrison and the rest would be happier to be starring in b-grade movies about kissing each other and smoking weed. I dunno... the youth of today.

 

[sr36]

Gee, the things you learn on BF. I never suspected Hiney's strategy..... and then he still has to work in theories of "coming from a good family" and "born in December" so the player can be underage or overage or whatever the jeffrey epstein theory was...

And then of course, the player has to have been injured during the year, so Hiney can tell the world that he's nabbed a bargain....you'd think it would be easier on him just to try to find someone who can play the game...

You know I was thinking of the whole problem of trying to recruit footballers when I was walking past the local bottle shop just a few minutes ago. Three blokes get out of a car to go into the place...sounds good so far...the boys want to get smashed off their faces....but then i look closer..

All three of em dont have shoes...wearing long shorts or short longs or whatever...scungy beards and looking like they haven't worked in their lives...

and then the worst, all three had pony tails....all three of em. Geez

No wonder you cant get a player with some mongrel....of course I still blame Hiney ...and I blame Bucks, of course...but they haven't got a lot to work with.

I bet murley, harrison and the rest would be happier to be starring in b-grade movies about kissing each other and smoking weed. I dunno... the youth of today.

Drafting is definitely harder than it used to be, as these days it's really just a choice of who's the least indolent of the indolent bunch of losers that have sprung forth from lacklustre loins during the age of woke. But surely we can still expect him to do better than giving us the likes of Tyler Brown, Trey Ruscoe or whatever Irishmen have stowed away in someone's suitcase on a British Airways flight.

 

[Markfs]

Drafting is definitely harder than it used to be, as these days it's really just a choice of who's the least indolent of the indolent bunch of losers that have sprung forth from lacklustre loins during the age of woke. But surely we can still expect him to do better than giving us the likes of Tyler Brown, Trey Ruscoe or whatever Irishmen have stowed away in someone's suitcase on a British Airways flight.

well it seems other teams can find a turd amongst the lilies...i think the trick is to just stay clear of the obvious duds. I dont think anyone was surprised when the noble turned out so ordinary. Hiney recruits a dud in stephenson and then he goes for a bloke called ollie... I'll be interested to see how he goes this time.

You know, I'd seriously consider replacing Hiney with Remy. She seems to know a lot about picking guys to hang out with.

 

[sr36]

well it seems other teams can find a turd amongst the lilies...i think the trick is to just stay clear of the obvious duds. I dont think anyone was surprised when the noble turned out so ordinary. Hiney recruits a dud in stephenson and then he goes for a bloke called ollie... I'll be interested to see how he goes this time.

You know, I'd seriously consider replacing Hiney with Remy. She seems to know a lot about picking guys to hang out with.

Perhaps Dekka has the same issue as you - he keeps looking for the turds and ignoring the lilies, although admittedly turds do have more mongrel?

 

[Vicky Park]

It's all about their names. Dekka sees himself as a screenwriter and selects names for his latest project. His work used to be Porkies style low brow comedies and thus he favoured names like Cox, Goldsack, Dick, Sidebottom, etc.. But he's matured as a writer and has moved into teen romance. His latest work involves the slightly nerdy protagonist Harvey Harrison, who is competing for a love interest with the jock Cooper Murley, who regularly belittles Harvey with bullying pranks. Harvey's best friend and confidante is the oddball arty stoner Arlo Draper, who throws in the occasional pearl of wisdom in amongst strange stoned utterings. Hine's project is going really well. It's just a shame that none of them can play footy. Hopefully he reverts to dick jokes - that was more successful. Or better still he can just continue to find us some more South Australian antivax nutjobs- Frampton -the name of the summer holiday location for his teen flick - that's one loony I'm too scared to whip.

I think Arlo should be our focus for 2023. He got off lightly this year, because, umm, we’re not even sure who he is. But his name is enough to draw our ire and we all know where his dopey parents got that from. Woody, Arlo, singing about dust storms and all that fokey sh*t. How on earth did he end up on our list?

 

[sr36]

I think Arlo should be our focus for 2023. He got off lightly this year, because, umm, we’re not even sure who he is. But his name is enough to draw our ire and we all know where his dopey parents got that from. Woody, Arlo, singing about dust storms and all that fokey sh*t. How on earth did he end up on our list?

I think he's got some potential - he's really ****ing moronic - we usually like that in a player.

Cut to the 3 minute mark of this video. His stupidity is even more exciting than what we saw in a young Travis Cloke. He's breathtakingly stupid.

Interview: Arlo Draper

Hear from new draftee Arlo Draper after joining the Pies.

www.collingwoodfc.com.au

 

[Markfs]

I think he's got some potential - he's really ******* moronic - we usually like that in a player.

Cut to the 3 minute mark of this video. His stupidity is even more exciting than what we saw in a young Travis Cloke. He's breathtakingly stupid.

Interview: Arlo Draper

Hear from new draftee Arlo Draper after joining the Pies.

www.collingwoodfc.com.au

This guy is on our list??? I need to pay more attention. As he said, it's insane....

The fact that grundee came to the party and put on a woke show for the new players is highly disturbing. No wonder the woke infection is spreading...Grundee shouldnt have been let near the impressionables..

 

[Vicky Park]

I think he's got some potential - he's really ******* moronic - we usually like that in a player.

Cut to the 3 minute mark of this video. His stupidity is even more exciting than what we saw in a young Travis Cloke. He's breathtakingly stupid.

Interview: Arlo Draper

Hear from new draftee Arlo Draper after joining the Pies.

www.collingwoodfc.com.au

I only made it to the halfway mark. By that stage he’d covered all the usual topics:

1. Grateful to be drafted, was very emotional on draft night.
2. Awesome.
3. All his mates were texting him on draft night.
4. Awesome.
5. The club is awesome.

I had to stop there, as I could sense some more ‘awesomes’ coming; probably a ‘yeah/nah’ or two, and that horror of draft night - ‘it’s just surreal’.

 

[Finnishpie]

I can't wait to start whipping Cameron. As a first ruck he is nothing but a whippet. Going to get monstered again and again next year.

 

[sr36]

I only made it to the halfway mark. By that stage he’d covered all the usual topics:

1. Grateful to be drafted, was very emotional on draft night.
2. Awesome.
3. All his mates were texting him on draft night.
4. Awesome.
5. The club is awesome.

I had to stop there, as I could sense some more ‘awesomes’ coming; probably a ‘yeah/nah’ or two, and that horror of draft night - ‘it’s just surreal’.

No, you've got to watch the last question at the 3 minute mark to really understand this guys potential for football greatness. Just such a moron. He could be an Ablett. It brought a tear of joy to my eye.