Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Markfs]

That's all well and good, but if we've learnt anything from Dekka it's that being born in December makes you a 15% better footballer - it probably would have given Nick the mongrel that is his one weakness. And let's not forget that she's allowed her son's to become plant based milk enthusiasts.

I'm a carrot and whip type of guy and I think we should offer her the carrot of putting her and daics through every fertility process known to man to get them to breed again.... she'd be looking for grandchildren at this stage and the boys aren't likely to deliver for years - if ever. Why not go again colleen?

 

[sr36]

I'm a carrot and whip type of guy and I think we should offer her the carrot of putting her and daics through every fertility process known to man to get them to breed again.... she'd be looking for grandchildren at this stage and the boys aren't likely to deliver for years - if ever. Why not go again colleen?

Good point. Any new kid of theirs would be great. But if we could get them to stick to mammal milk, we might even get a CHF out of it.

 

[Pistol Night]

Good point. Any new kid of theirs would be great. But if we could get them to stick to mammal milk, we might even get a CHF out of it.

We’re Nick and Josh fed something else? Huge if true

 

[Markfs]

We’re Nick and Josh fed something else? Huge if true

which would only prove my point. Instead of whipping colleen, we should get her down to the AWA Incompetency Centre to make the boys' lunches....

 

[Pistol Night]

which would only prove my point. Instead of whipping colleen, we should get her down to the AWA Incompetency Centre to make the boys' lunches....

Some of the players may have concerns about drinking one of their team mates Mums breast milk, but if a flag is the net result Im confident we’ll get full buy in

 

[sr36]

We’re Nick and Josh fed something else? Huge if true

There's been some startling allegations of the Daicos boys ordering almond so called milk in their coffees. We're currently researching how far back this abomination goes. Early reports suggest that Peter's mullet may have had something to do with forming these foul tastes.

 

[Pistol Night]

There's been some startling allegations of the Daicos boys ordering almond so called milk in their coffees. We're currently researching how far back this abomination goes. Early reports suggest that Peter's mullet may have had something to do with forming these foul tastes.

If there is a connection between mullets and foul taste then imagine Greg Anderson palate ? I didnt know you could milk an almond. I learn so much in here.

 

[Markfs]

There's been some startling allegations of the Daicos boys ordering almond so called milk in their coffees. We're currently researching how far back this abomination goes. Early reports suggest that Peter's mullet may have had something to do with forming these foul tastes.

I'll all for getting rid of the woke influences on our players, but I'm not sure I want investigations into players' pasts when they might have been vulnerable to various strange sects for short periods in their life. Let he who has not drunk some strange concotion of coffee once in his life, cast the first stone onto these players. I'm not preaching forgiveness for the transgressers, I'd just like to give them the opportunity to fall at our feet and beg for mercy.....

 

[Markfs]

If there is a connection between mullets and foul taste then imagine Greg Anderson palate ? I didnt know you could milk an almond. I learn so much in here.

greg anderson was south australian. His problems were genetic and he also had a port adelaide upbringing....

 

[Pistol Night]

greg anderson was south australian. His problems were genetic and he also had a port adelaide upbringing....

Poor campaigner never stood a chance

 

[sr36]

I'll all for getting rid of the woke influences on our players, but I'm not sure I want investigations into players' pasts when they might have been vulnerable to various strange sects for short periods in their life. Let he who has not drunk some strange concotion of coffee once in his life, cast the first stone onto these players. I'm not preaching forgiveness for the transgressers, I'd just like to give them the opportunity to fall at our feet and beg for mercy.....

You're not thinking long term enough. It's important to acknowledge our players weaknesses, particularly something as galling as almond milk. And if we can uncover the formative experiences that have encouraged woke and inhibited the acquisition of mongrel in such an obvious way, we can force our players to serve the clubs future by parenting differently.

 

[Pistol Night]

You're not thinking long term enough. It's important to acknowledge our players weaknesses, particularly something as galling as almond milk. And if we can uncover the formative experiences that have encouraged woke and inhibited the acquisition of mongrel in such an obvious way, we can force our players to serve the clubs future by parenting differently.

If suggest no milk at all. Steak and veg from day 1

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Jimmy Carr has some insights into that GWS Nuffy who only drinks milk.

“I think we've buried the lead on this story. I think the headline is: ‘World’s Largest Toddler Also Plays Aussie Rules’.”

 

[sr36]

If suggest no milk at all. Steak and veg from day 1

Good call. We might lose a few to choking, but the survivors will be made of the stuff we're after.

 

[Pistol Night]

Good call. We might lose a few to choking, but the survivors will be made of the stuff we're after.

Cull the weak. Ruthless recruiting. But you can’t win flags trying to milk assorted nuts and crocheting your own alpaca cardigans

 

[Sea fog]

Will he become our cricketing whipping boy now that we know he is one of us?

 

[Wearmouth]

A whip for Peter Daicos's wife.

Nick was born on Jan 3. Imagine how good he would have been if she had have pushed him out 4 days earlier - in December. Peter deserves a whip too, he really should have insisted on a cesarian.

I think you mean a Kardashian. Or at least a Jenner for our AFLW list. Is Caitlyn eligible yet?


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[Pistol Night]

I think you mean a Kardashian. Or at least a Jenner for our AFLW list. Is Caitlyn eligible yet?


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Of course. Theres no cooling off period

 

[Vicky Park]

View attachment 1605352Will he become our cricketing whipping boy now that we know he is one of us?

It’s on the cards, but he has good taste in scarves.

 

[sr36]

I think you mean a Kardashian. Or at least a Jenner for our AFLW list. Is Caitlyn eligible yet?


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I don't think I've ever meant a Kardashian. Except when discussing a breed of sheep farmed in Western China.

 

[Markfs]

It’s on the cards, but he has good taste in scarves.

looks like a reboot of the big bang theory......cant he do something with the glasses and hair .....and his mates?

 

[sr36]

It’s on the cards, but he has good taste in scarves.

We'll whip him. He's set the bar at 7 for. Certain to now disappoint.

 

[sr36]

looks like a reboot of the big bang theory......cant he do something with the glasses and hair .....and his mates?

He can't be serious about a professional sporting career if he's hanging around with those dorky looking blokes

 

[Markfs]

He can't be serious about a professional sporting career if he's hanging around with those dorky looking blokes

might have to send him to bali to see dr. remy.....although one never knows

 

[sr36]

might have to send him to bali to see dr. remy.....although one never knows

The Remi Remedy could be the way to go.