Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[sr36]

and all this devastation was done without the hyphen....omg

We missed the hyphen. He plays the important role of being so shit that it increases everyone else's confidence and makes them feel like they belong.

 

[Markfs]

We were on to it in preseason. His family have had a long standing Vendetta against the club. His dad Barry tried to destroy us with pitifulness years age and the son looks like he's succeeding.

the father's efforts pale into insignificance. I doubt that we can ontrade this disaster like we did with his dad. Oh the pain, the pain....i'm going to bed and hope this is a lost in space rerun and I will wake up in the morning and it will be a new episode...

 

[sr36]

the father's efforts pale into insignificance. I doubt that we can ontrade this disaster like we did with his dad. Oh the pain, the pain....i'm going to bed and hope this is a lost in space rerun and I will wake up in the morning and it will be a new episode...

When I look at all of our recent signings, I just think that Wright must be desperate to win the VFL flag next year.

 

[Markfs]

When I look at all of our recent signings, I just think that Wright must be desperate to win the VFL flag next year.

You always see the good in people...

 

[sr36]

I blame McRae's bullshit last year about not laying down after we choked against Geelong. If our blokes had any pride, passion or respect for the club, they would have been curled up in a foetal position balling their eyes out after the way they completely disgraced the club yesterday. That's what I want to see from them after they shame us all. Show us you care, you bathwater drinking blouses.

 

[Markfs]

I blame McRae's bullshit last year about not laying down after we choked against Geelong. If our blokes had any pride, passion or respect for the club, they would have been curled up in a foetal position balling their eyes out after the way they completely disgraced the club yesterday. That's what I want to see from them after they shame us all. Show us you care, you bathwater drinking blouses.

I totally agree. I spent the night wetting my bed and crying uncontrollably.....

I feel let down and abandoned. Havent I been a passionate and loyal supporter of the boys in this thread? Havent I bled for the black and white? I deserve better. I think the club should repay the membership that I didnt buy this year. I'd like to see some free goodies sent out to the faithful paid for by the players....We are the main reason that the team got any level of success in the last two years and the team has decided to abandon us. I'm not even sure a premiership will make up for all of this...perhaps the sacrifice of the first born of each player.

 

[sideswipe]

I totally agree. I spent the night wetting my bed and crying uncontrollably.....

I feel let down and abandoned. Havent I been a passionate and loyal supporter of the boys in this thread? Havent I bled for the black and white? I deserve better. I think the club should repay the membership that I didnt buy this year. I'd like to see some free goodies sent out to the faithful paid for by the players....We are the main reason that the team got any level of success in the last two years and the team has decided to abandon us. I'm not even sure a premiership will make up for all of this...perhaps the sacrifice of the first born of each player.

Never go to bed on a belly full of your own bath water.


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[jmac70]

This thread is rising like Lazarus. Seemed dead and buried only a few short weeks ago. Now we have a plethora of worthy contenders for the Blair Memorial Trophy

In no particular order:
Checkers
Cameron
Noble
Lipinski
Mitchell
Adams
Moore
Johnson
Cox
WHE
McStay
Coach Fly

All in fantastic whipping form. It’s going to be an epic finish to the season!

 

[Markfs]

Never go to bed on a belly full of your own bath water.


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I know, wipey. You've told me about your past experiences and I should have remembered....but i was emotional after being deserted by the boys.

 

[Maggie5]

This thread is rising like Lazarus. Seemed dead and buried only a few short weeks ago. Now we have a plethora of worthy contenders for the Blair Memorial Trophy

In no particular order:
Checkers
Cameron
Noble
Lipinski
Mitchell
Adams
Moore
Johnson
Cox
WHE
McStay

All in fantastic whipping form. It’s going to be an epic finish to the season!

Needs a coach - McRae? Add please

 

[Markfs]

This thread is rising like Lazarus. Seemed dead and buried only a few short weeks ago. Now we have a plethora of worthy contenders for the Blair Memorial Trophy

In no particular order:
Checkers
Cameron
Noble
Lipinski
Mitchell
Adams
Moore
Johnson
Cox
WHE
McStay

All in fantastic whipping form. It’s going to be an epic finish to the season!

I think we need to highlight the players who SHOULDN'T be whipped......I dont currently have a nomination.

 

[jmac70]

Needs a coach - McRae? Add please

Fair call. The coach is in the running.

 

[noideaatall]

It's all our fault. ...

Too right! You are a goddam genius sr36. After a couple of moons of Kayo failure, last night - in the middle of nowhere - I finally watched a match as it happened. What a shiteful experience. You'd think a bloke could take a bit of time fishing and exploring why alcohol is bad for humans without the wheels falling off. Well, that would be a mistake. Thankfully I have a couple of weeks in some version of human civilization and that should be enough to get you mob back on track.

I'll stick to a couple of points, knowing you mob have the concentration of a nat. We have a bunch of namby pamby mods, who want us to be nice to each other and the pies. What a ridiculous concept, you can see where the happy clappy approach of Fly has led us and, frankly, its uncollingwood like. We need to follow markfs's lead, get sr36 in to the mod team and weed out the weak that have infected our mod group.

We missed the hyphen. He plays the important role of being so s**t that it increases everyone else's confidence and makes them feel like they belong.

Finally, gestalt level insight. My work is done with you sr36, just got to deal with the rest of this rabble. I'll type slow for this point as it is somewhat counter intuitive and will push you mob's intellect. You wanna whack one member of a group so the other members go through that sequence of: thank fugg it wasn't me, could have been me, should have been me ... I better pull my finger out to make up for it. Guilt is the prime motivator.

So, WHE claimed injury and took off for a holiday in the Riviera - I saw him there - and the wheels fall off. Should have been whipped for taking time off, should have been whipped for failing on return. Dropping is not the answer. Go to the real sources, the match day and review threads. They want to drop everyone. The Romans invented decimation, look what happened to them. We are the true guides. Bring back WHE and whip him at every opportunity then watch us win.

This thread is rising like Lazarus. Seemed dead and buried only a few short weeks ago. Now we have a plethora of worthy contenders for the Blair Memorial Trophy

In no particular order:
Checkers
Cameron
Noble
Lipinski
Mitchell
Adams
Moore
Johnson
Cox
WHE
McStay
Coach Fly

All in fantastic whipping form. It’s going to be an epic finish to the season!

You are a goddam disappointment jmac70. Too many beers and not enough wine. I recommend a Tassie pinot. It would be a disgrace to award the Blair Memorial to a one or two match loser. One of the standards JB upheld is consistent shittiness over a season. Lippa has had too many holidays to rate, Noble is a contender, AJ lacks the games but a good candidate and Adams is up with WHE in consistency over seasons as well as this one. The rest of the group are fly by nighters.

Pull ya socks up you mob. We lost to Carlton ffs. Time to get serious, passionate and angry. Lets not sack Fly this week, just get focused on WHE and why it was all his fault. You know it makes sense.

 

[Sea fog]

I think we need to highlight the players who SHOULDN'T be whipped......I dont currently have a nomination.

Can we add fumble machine Pendles to the mix?

 

[Markfs]

Can we add fumble machine Pendles to the mix?

omg...hasnt he fallen in a heap in a few weeks. I think that I said a few weeks back that he's so slow now that he's almost doing the moonwalk....

They all disasters...a pack of clowns and pretenders...we knew it was going to end in a bang and it happened to be in the last two weeks. They dont deserve our support foggy. We are saints to stay around and bag them. Most passionate supporters would simply walk away.

 

[sr36]

Can we add fumble machine Pendles to the mix?

It seems a bit cruel to whip an old bloke who is showing signs of early Parkinson's Disease.

 

[Markfs]

i think when pendles retires, they'll be able to move him straight out to the front of the MCG and mount him on a pedestal ....his movement is so slow now, I can see him in rigor mortis by years end and he wont be able to move at all....spray some bronze paint on him and he can welcome pie fans to the G for the next thousand years....

 

[sideswipe]

It seems a bit cruel to whip an old bloke who is showing signs of early Parkinson's Disease.

Speaking of illnesses, what about a whip for Mrs Daicos who didn't feed Nick enough full cream milk?

Nicholas Daicos sounds like osteoporosis.

 

[Markfs]

Speaking of illnesses, what about a whip for Mrs Daicos who didn't feed Nick enough full cream milk?

Nicholas Daicos sounds like osteoporosis.

I think you've just plugged into my mrs. daicos fetish....

 

[neilk]

And let's add Jarrod Wade, who seems to have trained the team into the ground and turned them into a pack of quivering marshmallows. (thanks Robbo)

 

[sr36]

Speaking of illnesses, what about a whip for Mrs Daicos who didn't feed Nick enough full cream milk?

Nicholas Daicos sounds like osteoporosis.

There have been disgusting rumours about him ordering plant based white stuff in his coffee. What a tragic disappointment he is.

 

[windchimes]

And let's add Jarrod Wade, who seems to have trained the team into the ground and turned them into a pack of quivering marshmallows. (thanks Robbo)

He has a lot to answer for. We'll need a royal commission into him - what kind of idea was it to subject a group of 40 physically invalid old men to a whole month of SAS style intense july training loads?

They're hardly going to win off the back of walking the Kokoda Trail every week.

 

[Vicky Park]

There have been disgusting rumours about him ordering plant based white stuff in his coffee. What a tragic disappointment he is.

It’s not even white. The ‘milk’ is a sort of grey/beige colour. Greige I think it’s called.

I’ve had enough. I’ve had a gut full. To be soaring so high and then dumped unceremoniously to the ground.

I want a clean out of the club from top to bottom. Every department and every team. Because me feeling like shit is entirely due to them. I blame the whole club and refuse to take any responsibility for my emotions. I pay the club to make me happy and they’re not.

 

[Vicky Park]

He has a lot to answer for. We'll need a royal commission into him - what kind of idea was it to subject a group of 40 physically invalid old men to a whole month of SAS style intense july training loads?

They're hardly going to win off the back of walking the Kokoda Trail every week.

Thank you

Your post has provided me with the irrefutable truth about the mysterious ‘July training loads’. SAS you say? I believe you, and I won’t believe any club denials. It’s despicable.

 

[sideswipe]

He has a lot to answer for. We'll need a royal commission into him - what kind of idea was it to subject a group of 40 physically invalid old men to a whole month of SAS style intense july training loads?

They're hardly going to win off the back of walking the Kokoda Trail every week.

I heard Wade has been going with "It's a Knockout" drills.