Who has the stupidest/strangest name in Footy?

[nintiwirri]

After reading about Essendon player and son of former reasonably good but grossly over rated Essendon player and pathetically poor special comments man Tim.
"Head"Jobe Watson.I was wondering who else you can think of that has a pretty ridiculous name apart from Tarkyn Lockyer and Alipate Carlisle on top of Jobe Watson?

 

[kilaw]

Jobe is a biblical name, dont really sound how its stupid

Macks Rooke, only coz the ****** changed it

 

[nintiwirri]

Jobe is a biblical name, dont really sound how its stupid

Macks Rooke, only coz the ****** changed it

Any one who believes anything writen in a book 2007 years ago is surely stupid.

 

[Ron]

Danyle

 

[nintiwirri]

Danyle

Thanks Wron! Ya nuff nuff

 

[PumpyChowdown]

A. Oozay/Yze

How in the hell do you pronounce it anyhooz?

 

[Butane]

Any one who believes anything writen in a book 2007 years ago is surely stupid.

I think you'll find it wasn't written 2007 years ago.

 

[bucksisbest]

Jobe is a biblical name, dont really sound how its stupid

I don't think Jobe is a stupid name , but whether it's from a book shouldn't matter , Hansel or Rapunzel would be considered odd if it was a footballers first name.
Moses would be up there as well for a first name.

 

[nintiwirri]

I think you'll find it wasn't written 2007 years ago.

Not sure when it was written ?But I know they update the version every hundred years or so.I bet the story has changed a hell of a lot from the first print.

 

[Hollow Knight]

We've got a Colm, a Cheynee, a Jed, and a Rhan.

 

[Metallica_Man]

Rhett
Ivan
Kurt
Bernie

 

[hong_kong_bond]

Rupert Betheras.

End of Thread

 

[Metallica_Man]

Aisake
Setanta
Kade
Heritier
Kepler
Alwyn
Courtenay
Bachar

 

[Kaiser Powser]

Chad, Kane, Kepler, Brodie, Warren, Chance,

I don't think Jobe or Tarkyn are that bad.

And by the way Tim Watson was a gun player.

 

[Philhawk]

Leuenberger.

Sounds like a cheese.

 

[Father Jack]

Not sure when it was written ?But I know they update the version every hundred years or so.I bet the story has changed a hell of a lot from the first print.

I really don't want to go into this argument, but go and look up the Dead Sea Scrolls.

 

[CaptainDavey]

Cockshell and Goldsack

Surely thread over....Surely

 

[Metallica_Man]

Clayton
Benet
Antoni
Des
Garrick
Calib
Chance
Kasey
Callum
Lindsay
Jace
Lynden
Byron

 

[Jono B]

Not sure when it was written ?But I know they update the version every hundred years or so.I bet the story has changed a hell of a lot from the first print.

It is not as if they destroy the earlier versions when they update.

 

[SouthSwans]

Aisake O'Hailpin. WTF is that!!

EDIT: Garrick Ibbotson is probably even worse

EDIT EDIT: Some of the names on Footy Fanatic are pretty ridiculous too...

 

[nintiwirri]

It is not as if they destroy the earlier versions when they update.

I thought the earlier versions were all used as garden mulch ?

 

[bucksisbest]

Sharrod is a very ordinary name.

 

[nintiwirri]

Farren would have to be right up there?
Especially from a Collingwood perspective

 

[Metallica_Man]

Alipate
Fabian
Damon
Tasman
Cleve
Raphael
Fergus
Tadhg
Quinten
Llane
Andrejs
Brennan

 

[Megan]

Leuenberger.

Sounds like a cheese.

Ok that really did make me LOL. Mostly because it's frickin' true.